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pocket monsterz

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Murdoc: Fuck you

Ace: No, fuck yOU *rips off his pants*

The day Murdoc knew he’s a bottom

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Oop

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Holy shit, guys,,, murdoc just had a fuckni storke,,, no no no, trump induced seizure,, help hi-,,,,,,,,,,

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Holy shit, guys,,, murdoc just had a fuckni storke,,, no no no, trump induced seizure,, help hi-,,,,,,,,,,

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cant stop thinking about this comment

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“who are u dressing up like that for? 😳” random ppl in the supermarket why do u ask

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my wife is constantly mocking me for how lightly done I like my toast. “your hot bread is done,” she says to me. disgusting

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*talks to an oblivion npc*

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your fictional anime husband will never love you for he is only images 

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