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new trope just dropped

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comic about slop

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As a society we have benefited so much from successful public health measures that we now have the privilege of declaring that we must not need them anymore

Bitch before enriched flour, neural tube defects like spina bifida were far more common. Even now, spina bifida clinicians and researchers are begging to have salt and maize fortified to reach groups that don’t use as much flour. Before iodized salt, the United States had a fucking GOITER BELT. Eleven years after the introduction of fluoridated water, a city in Michigan found the rate of dental caries among school children dropped a staggering 60%— in an era where tooth decay regularly fucking killed people

I’m literally not even going to start on vaccines, which are among the most successful and robustly studied public health measures in world history

You might say “oh well today we all have access to vitamins and toothpastes and dentists so we don’t need those things in our food supplies” and boy do white people on social media loooove to fucking say that. But here’s the thing: no, people don’t all have easy access to those things. That’s privilege talking yet again

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I have some news for members of the united states armed forces who feel like they are pawns in a political game and their assignments being unnecessary.

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I will say though thank fuck for medicaid and if you qualify for it in your state Get It. even if you're not sure if you qualify, apply. anything medical for me has been 100% free my entire life. the MOST I've had is a $10 copay like twice for a certain brand of needles. medicaid paid 100% of the cost of me getting my tits chopped off. she's everything

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Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real

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my humor might be broken cause I find this trend actually funny

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these are KILLING me

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hey guys if you’re planning on making a vaguepost on the dashboard can you message me with the details and some of the lore behind the vague post you’re making. a vaguepost for the dash and a detailedpost for me. because i like to know what’s going on. if you do this i will automatically take your side because you’ve done the right thing by letting me know what’s up. thanks in advance ❤️

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L: Hey Light I have a question. Are you Kira?

Light: (freezing time and turning everything red) Shit... he's clearly asking this to deduce whether or not I'm Kira.

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people in books and tv shows are always getting so upset they throw an untouched meal in the trash. that would never be me. i'd receive the worst news of my life and still be like Let me put this in the fridge.

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It’s so unfair i don’t get to see where evolution will go in 50 million years

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what do you mean you havent used mindfulness techniques to accept the state of the torture labyrinth as is yet. its like youre not even trying

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good news i'm the most fuckable person at this vehicular manslaughter

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SGKSGKSGK MA’AM

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I love how Light is always like “now it’s time to behave the way a normal person would” and then proceeds to act like an alien from outer space