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* An indie selective multi-muse ft. Eleven and Kali from Stranger Things, Kratos from God of War, and more~

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* An indie selective multi-muse ft. Eleven and Kali from Stranger Things, Kratos from God of War, and more~

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I might remake for the new year, just a heads up on that.

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finleystevens​:

boots slip a bit against wet concrete, but fin keeps his composure as he slowly reaches down to grab a fist full of snow, packing the fluffy stuff into a tight sphere. aim not an inch off, fin chuckes the snowball, hitting lucas at the back of the head. ‘ bullseye! merry christmas, ya filthy animal! ’     @museswilt​.

The sudden thwap of a snowball against the back of Lucas head made the young hunter jump, shoulders scrunching up because of the sudden cold. A quick ow is uttered, but he’s quick to recover as soon as he heard that ever so classic phrase from Fin. “Oh, you did not just go Home Alone on me.” Reaching down to scoop up a palm full of snow, Lucas hastily aimed and threw the fresh snowball at Fin’s head. 

“Take that, Kevin Mcallister!”

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 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐃   𝐀   🎁   𝐓𝐎   𝐒𝐄𝐄   𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓   𝐌𝐘   𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄   𝐆𝐎𝐓   𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐒   𝐅𝐎𝐑   𝐂𝐇𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐌𝐀𝐒   —   or   send   🎁   (   reverse   +   whatever   yours   got   mine   )   for   their   reaction   to   your   muse’s   gift   . 

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also, since christmas is in two days, if we have interacted with each other, like this for me to yeet any of my muses @ your ask with a present

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even though i haven’t been active here in a bit, tap like for a christmas eve / christmas based starter!

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Noticing a pattern in most of my ships: Big grumpy / scary man who goes soft and will destroy the earth for the badass woman he loves

 and honestly i have no shame

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Untranslatable Starters

Send the word for a starter based around it~

[ Að redda ] (Icelandic) - To save someone or fix something in a time sensitive manner. [ Beau geste ] (French) - A graceful, noble or beautiful gesture (especially if it is futile or meaningless). [ Curglaff ] (Scottish) - The bracing, shocking and/or invigorating feeling of suddenly entering (e.g., diving into) cold water. [ Duende ] (Spanish) - A heightened state of emotion, spirit and passion, caused by experiencing a work of art. [ Elmosolyodni ] (Hungarian) - A micro-smile; the beginning of a full smile. [ Fernweh ] (German) - The ‘call of faraway places,’ homesickness for the unknown. [ Gigil ] (Tagalog) - The irresistible urge to pinch/squeeze someone because they are loved or cherished. [ Hrepenenje ] (Slovenian) - Nostalgia for something that hasn’t happened yet. [ Iktsuarpok ] (Inuktitut) - Anticipation one feels when waiting for someone, and keeps checking if they’re arriving. [ Jayus ] (Indonesian) - A joke so poor and unfunny that one cannot help but laugh. [ Koi no yokan ] (Japanese) - The feeling of knowing that you will soon fall in love with the person you have just met. [ Lè jí sheng bēi ] (Chinese) - Lit. joy’s zenith generates sadness; intense joy begets sorrow; after a peak of happiness, unhappiness inevitably follows. [ Mamihlapinatapai ] (Yagán) - A wordless yet meaningful look shared by two people who both desire to initiate something but are both reluctant to start. [ Mampemurruwurlmurruwurl ] (Murrinhpatha) - To make someone’s hair beautiful [ Nepakartojama ] (Lithuanian) - ‘Unable to repeat’; a perfect situation which will never happen again. [ Otkhodchivyi ] (Russian) - The quality of being quickly appeased after a surge or outburst of negativity, and/or not bearing grudges. [ Pretoogjes ] (Dutch) - Lit. ‘fun eyes’; the twinkling eyes of someone engaging in benign mischief or fun. [ Qarrtsiluni ] (Inuktitut) - Sitting together in the darkness, perhaps expectantly (e.g., waiting for something to happen or to ‘burst forth’); the strange quiet before a momentous event. [ Ryvok ] (Russian) - A final dash or acceleration; a fast movement or change (that is often associated with progress, but can also tear/disrupt things. [ Shěnměi píláo ] (Chinese) - Seeing so much beauty that one does not  appreciate it anymore, especially if that beauty happens to be one’s lover. [ Tizita ] (Amharic) - A bittersweet remembrance and longing for a time, person, thing gone by. [ Utepils ] (Norwegian) - To sit outside on a sunny day enjoying a beer. [ Verschlimmbessern ] (German) - A combination of the verbs ‘to make things worse’ and ‘to improve’; to make something worse in the attempt to improve it. [ Womba ] (Bakweri) - The smile of a sleeping child. [ Xenia ] (Greek) - Guest-friendship; the importance of offering hospitality and respect to strangers.

* nothing is truly untranslatable, but “rather specific words from other languages starters” just isn’t as pithy ** source: The Positive Lexicography

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Noticing a pattern in most of my ships: Big grumpy / scary man who goes soft and will destroy the earth for the badass woman he loves

 and honestly i have no shame

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Me, remembering that Kratos, in the novel, canonly dreamed about cuddling his dead wife Faye because he missed her, just wanted to be snuggled up to her in bed:

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Send me ℧ for me to generate a scenario for our muses

Using THIS generator. .

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kratos muse is back bc @decrescens faye is back and he is happy to see his axe wife!

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John Mulaney Quotes   {Sentence Starters}

“That’s illegal.”

“And that’s my WIFE!”

“This is the height of luxury!”

“Your opinion doesn’t matter.”

“Shut up! You’re all gonna die!“

“Why?…Why do you do this…?“

“I’m new in town and it gets worse.“

“I lived like a goddamn ninja turtle.”

“Oh, we’re gonna freak out so bad.”

“I don’t look older, I just look worse.“

“You know how I’m filled with rage?”

“I need everyone to like me so much!”

“Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs.“

“I will pepper in the fact that I am gay.”

“And I said ‘no’… You know, like a liar.”

“Adult life is already so goddamn weird.“

“First off, get out of here with your facts.”

“I think I can get them to budge, let’s go.”

“No! That’s the thing I’m sensitive about!”

“I just wanna sit here and feed my birds.“

“We were little goblins. We were terrible.”

“Now, we don’t have time to unpack all that.“

“Because it’s the one thing you can’t replace.“

“I was just shiny, and dumb, and easy to trick.”

“I also don’t want me to be doing what I’m doing.“

“You have the moral backbone of a chocolate éclair.“

“Brush your teeth, now BOOM, orange juice! That’s life.”

“Why do people shush animals? They’ve never spoken.”

“ I’m so horny and angry all the time, and I have no outlet.“

“That’s what I thought you’d say, you dumb fucking horse.”

“She’s a dynamite bitch and she’s the best. She’s my hero.“

“In terms of like, instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin.”

“Whoa! That tall child looks terrible! Get some rest, tall child!”

“We started chanting, ‘McDonald’s, McDonald’s, McDonald’s!‘“

“I’ll keep all my emotions right here. And then, one day, I’ll die.“

“Then he ordered one black coffee for himself and kept driving.“

“Anyone who’s seen my dick and met my parents needs to die.”

“Just ‘cause you’re accurate does not mean you’re interesting…”

“I look back on being 17 and think, ‘Oh my God, how did I not die?‘”

“You are never too young to learn our national ‘no snitching’ policy.“

“You know those days when you’re like ‘this might as well happen’?”

“Something happened here. You hope it’s a miracle, but probably not.“

“Sometimes babies will point at me, and I don’t care for that shit at all.“

“And apparently I grabbed it, drank all of it, and said, ‘It’s perfume.’ And it was.“

“I try to stay optimistic… even though, I will admit, things are getting pretty sticky.”

“I never knew relationships were supposed to make you feel better about yourself.“

“It is 100% easier not to do things than to do them, and so much fun not to do them.”

“And everyone else joined in. A hundred drunk, white children yelling ‘fuck da police’!”

“I have a lot of stories about being a kid because it was the last time I was interesting.“

“My vibe is like, ‘hey you could probably pour soup in my lap and I’ll apologize to you’.”

“I am very small and I have no money… so, you can imagine the kind of stress that I am under.”

“The more you do stuff, the better you get at dealing with how you still fail at it a lot of the time.”

“They terrify me to this day because 8th graders will make fun of you but in an accurate way.“

“I quit drinking because I used to drink too much… then I would black out and I would ruin parties.”

“If you’re comparing the badness of two words and you won’t even say one of them, that’s the worse word.”

“College was like a four-year game show called ‘Do My Friends Hate Me or Do I Just Need To Go To Sleep?’“

“Hey, do you want me to kill that guy for you? Because it sounds like he sucks, and I will totally kill that guy for you.”

“I was always the squarest person in the cool room, and alternatively, sometimes the weirder person at the mainstream table.“

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finleystevens​:

‘ tell me where you are. i’m coming to get you. ’

open.

“I-I don’t know, I--” There’s a slight panic in Lucas’ whispered voice as his gaze darted to and fro through the trees, trying to find any unique piece of his surroundings, any sign indicating where he might be, just something to guide his brother. “In-In the woods we saw before those things chased us, I don’t see any clearing but-but listen, there’s a small path at the edge of the for--” He stiffened in fear as he heard the howls and growls of the beasts. He’s already been injured, he stands no chance if they catch up. “Fin, hurry.”

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Do you have someone on your nice list?

Hello! You can call me Noelle, I’m here to spread some holiday cheer to the RPC. 

Do you have rpc friends you’d like to give gifts to, but don’t have photoshops/gimp/etc? Do you have someone on your dash that needs some cheering up? Did you yourself have some bad times this year and just want something nice?

I’m here to help!

From the 12th to the 31st, I’ll be accepting gift requests for anyone in the RPC. These requests can be for anything from an icon pack to a theme background. You can send in requests for your best friend or even just a stranger on the dash. Basically; if there’s anyone you want to make happy this year in the RPC, send their name in along with a few other details and I’ll take care of the rest.

A full explanation on how you can submit requests can be found here.

Happy Holidays!

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LADY OF THE SHOOTING STARS*                                           written by Abs