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Just checking if she needs a change after our long ride from Fort Myers to Titusville…

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Look at you, messing your diaper.

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No time for potty breaks, Princess. You have too much work to do. Daddy will change you when you finish your assignments.

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Oh my, Princess. You really are a dumb little baby. Look at you!!! Pooping your diaper.

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There you go again messing your diaper like a dumb baby. Im starting to think that Princess enjoys filling her diapers. I think I'll let you sit in that messy diaper for a while....

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Oh no, Princess. Did you just mess your diaper?

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Honey, I don’t think you’re supposed to be here, are you? This outdoor bar and lounge is meant for adults only. It’s not for little boys, even ones with grown-up bodies. I’m guessing you gave your Mommy the slip and thought you’d come and have a big boy drink, am I right?

Oh? You’re a grown man, not a little boy? Sweetie, I saw the waistband of your diaper sticking out the back of your pants when you walked in here. And frankly… you smell like wee-wee. The staff at this resort are all trained to be on the lookout for misbehaving men like you, but I could have spotted you were a regression clinic boy a mile off. Now, come on. Show me your ID.

Yeah, that’s what I thought. Biological age: 31. Legal age: 3. Honey, I understand you’re upset that your wife… sorry, your Mommy sent you to a regression clinic to have you rendered incontinent and legally demoted to a toddler, but you can’t go around breaking the rules. There’s no way a boy who can’t even keep his pants dry should be ordering cocktails. Baby bottles and breastmilk are more your speed. Now take my hand and we’ll go and find your Mommy, okay? Something tells me you’re going to have a very sore bottom tonight!

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Hi sweetie! Someone badly needs a diaper change, huh? Your wife is busy flirting with that hot lifeguard over there, so I volunteered to come and do it. Now get your botty up, mister!

Awww, don’t be shy, hun! You’ve known me for years! I’m your wife’s bestie, and if I was good enough to be her maid of honor at your wedding, then I’m good enough to be your babysitter. Of course, back then I had no idea you’d end up in a car crash that would leave you incontinent. Honestly, I used to think you were such a stud, but now you’re not even potty trained!

Oh, there’s no need to look so upset, sweetie… It’s okay. I get it. It must be hard watching your wife seduce other guys while you sit here in a stinky wet diaper. And sure, your wife was the one who was actually driving when you got into that accident, but now you have accidents every day! You can hardly expect her to stay monogamous when her hubby makes it to the potty less frequently than my two year old niece! So stop your whining, mister. You lost your adulthood the day you lost your continence. Now legs up!

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I’ll be just a minute, Mom! Your husband needs his dirty diaper changed! I’ll come and join you after I’ve got him in a clean pair of baby pants, okay?

Awww, what’s the matter widdle guy? You don’t wike it when your meanie step-daughter talks about you wike dat? You don’t wike it when I talk about your diapees? What, would you rather I call them your ‘incontinence briefs’ or something? Sorry mister, but they’re diapers. You know, like babies wear because they’re too immature for toilets? Now lift your bottom up so I can get this disgusting thing off you.

Yuck! It’s no wonder Mom moved you into the spare bedroom. There’s no way I could stand sleeping next to a guy who still poops his pants. It’s so gross! It took, what, less than six months for you to go from hot new husband to big stinky baby? And to think, when you first arrived you were acting like such a big man, ordering me around and treating me like a maid. These incontinence issues really came out of nowhere, huh? It’s almost as if somebody slipped a little incontinence serum into your morning coffee one day… but who could have done a thing like that?

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That was a wonderful wedding, wasn’t it? Those two make such a great couple. Almost as good as us! I love how our outfits match today, baby. Me in my pretty white dress, and you in just a white t-shirt and one of your extra thick diapers!

Oh don’t be so upset, honey. You’re not the only man in diapers today. Sure, you might be the only one who’s got them out on display for everyone to see, but it’s a style that’s catching on fast! I think half the boys here are in padded pants, and that includes the groom! Did you see how his bride’s hand reached around and gave him a little diaper check when they kissed? That was so cute! I can’t wait to have that for us… although I don’t think I’m going to bother with pants over your Pampers when you’re standing at the altar!

Uh uh uh, little one! Don’t get fussy on me now! You’ve been so well behaved today. I’m really proud of you for not throwing a tantrum when me and the girls changed your soggy diaper out on the lawn, or when I breastfed you at the reception. You don’t want to end a lovely day like this with a red bottom, do you? No, you don’t. Now c’mere and give Mommy a big kiss! I love you, baby!