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Reblog if it's okay to invade your ask box.
Always
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tgwdlm au where act 2 opens and max jägerman is walking down the hallway confused off his ass because everyone keeps SINGING and DANCING and EXCEEDING THIS SCHOOL'S THEATER KID QUOTA, (THEY'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS. ABOVE OR BELOW THIS EXACT NUMBER AND HATCHETFIELD HIGH'S ECOSYSTEM STARTS TO CRUMBLE, IF IT GETS TOO HIGH THEY MIGHT ACTUALLY BECOME A THREAT) and TRYING TO FIGHT BACK (to HIM?? their GOD??) and overhears bill saying that his daughter alice (the girl who hangs out with the smoke club sometimes but never actually smokes? deb's girlfriend? the girl from CLIVESDALE??) should date someone like grace chasity instead (HELL NO. he will not lose grace chasity to any girl from hatchetfield, and he will not lose grace chasity to any girl from CLIVESDALE.) and is blinded with such murderous rage that he doesnt hear the rest of the conversation. and then that CLIVESDALE BITCH bursts in and starts SINGING (SERENADING GRACE??) HELL no. he sees them lean down and pick up a gun and sees red. he wrestles it out of their hands while paul is talking bill down and shoots the infected (he doesnt even know theyre infected). he then latches on to bill and paul like a muscular, morally defunct baby duck to mama and papa.
so now paul is trying to get back to the hidgens lab but he's stuck with a best friend that is not doing well and keeps asking what the point is of living without his daughter and why they're traveling with the kid that 'killed' his daughter and also this tall, strong, and angry teenage boy that paul is pretty sure is a bully (like a 'give me your lunch money', 'flick-it-ticket' bully) and cannot say with 100% certainty was aware of the infected he killed even being infected, who keeps calling paul's guns 'cool' (paul has to carry the guns because bill is still teetering on the edge of suicide and max would probably kill regular people along with the infected if he was in charge. this is worrying because paul can't shoot for shit, but he is the only one who CAN hold the weapons right now, so that's exactly what he'll do.)
they come back and paul lets max kill hidgens and ted stares.
(beat) "that's not alice. that's not one of pete's loser friends. that's the SCHOOL BULLY that BEAT MY LITTLE BROTHER UP OUTSIDE A PASQUALLI'S last week. you grabbed the wrong one ya noodle!"
max adjusts to the apocalypse surprisingly well. alright, so the ecosystem's shifted now. a new predator has been introduced, and it's up to him and these dorks (and also paul, who has bought his loyalty by letting him kill hidge) to eliminate it so he can reclaim his rightful place at the top. he always knew it would be the fucking theater kids.
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Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.
Of fucking course
What sick bastard doesn’t
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Reblog if you'll PUBLICLY answer anything in your ask right now.
Im game
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I’m Back!
I’m Back From Paris and London.
I’m here again
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Will Be Gone
I’ll be In Paris/London Until July 4th late at night. Ask me questions but I won’t answer until after. This is My Final Hour so do as much as you want. After 3:00 P.M I’m gone until I send a Post Named “I’m Back”.

Stare at the Nintendo DS while I’m gone if you want.
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I’m Back!
I’m Back From Paris and London.
I’m here again
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Will Be Gone
I’ll be In Paris/London Until July 4th late at night. Ask me questions but I won’t answer until after. This is My Final Hour so do as much as you want. After 3:00 P.M I’m gone until I send a Post Named “I’m Back”.

Stare at the Nintendo DS while I’m gone if you want.
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Ooc : @staff (It’s an Anon Post But Still)
The Post I reported was Because it was a post I sent to the wrong Blog. I have 30 Different Tabs open and am on a Phone. I’m not reporting either person involved just the Post needs to be deleted.
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Honey Festival Results
I visited the Hatchetfield Honey Festival. It was fun. I didn’t go to the Honey Queen pageant since I was told not to go. PRAISE NIBBLENEPHIM!!!! It was a good time. So much food.(Ooc Note:I don’t know who made these pictures but they’re stock images on Redbubble)



#musical rp#hatchetverse#starkid#hatchetfield#nibbly#nibblenephim#nibbly starkid#hatchetfield nighthawks#hatchetfield high
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Football Game Results
Westerberg High Got Second In The Poll So Won the Football(That Is American Football Hence why the St.Cassian Team was struggling due to the Wrong football and the weird group called camp Half-Blood was only good at tackling.)!


The Nighthawks,Including Star Player Max Jagerman Were a close second as first on the Poll.


As Westerberg High Won the Heather Chandler,Kurt Kelly,and Ram Sweeney Foundation Were all Donated to by the losing schools. But Clivesdale Almost Got Last. Fuck Them. Maybye Next Time Another school Will win,St.Cassian is Going to do the other type of football with the same schools, Nix Westerberg But The Foundations of the winners will be donated by the losers each time. My next poll is visiting the honey festival,most likely I am.
#fuck clivesdale#heathers#hatchetverse#hatchetfield nighthawks#Westerberg Rotweillers#be more chill#ride the cyclone#mean girls#starkid#trail to oregon#legoland musical#musical rp#rp blog#hatchetfield#football#fantasy football#the lightning thief
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Someone Call Peip
There’s like 20 Lords In Black Tumblurs and 50 For Each Individual(In Total). How many Timelines converge on this one site?
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It’s Fine my actual option is it’s a perfect idea.
I'm gonna watch a college production of rtc tonight so let me just say. Karnak is so The Summoning coded
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(In character)Yeah they Do weirdly sing a lot. And for some reason when Talking to Some people they call bursting into song weird. Even Pokey does it less than the average person does.(Out of character:This is Musical Deconstruction)
I'm gonna watch a college production of rtc tonight so let me just say. Karnak is so The Summoning coded
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A Weird Question
Did anyone Hear about the Documentary on the Westerberg Suicides and Attempted Bombing Of 1989? They Dramatized it as Murders but the songs are so Good. There was also one of The Recent Actions By the Plastics. But did No One Here about The Westerberg,Hatchetfield,North Shore,Clivesdale,and Middleborough Country-Wide Football Game. Who do you think will win.(Out of character:Second Place Will Win and There are Which Musical they’re from). The Game Is On Tuesday. There’s also Some Mystery Teams.(Stuff My Character Doesn’t Know hut are Still Competing). Also all sports and all acts are legal. Also Good News:Evil Jack Bauer is Currently Silenced Via Putting Him On a Rabbit Hole of who he looks like) Currently Hatchetfield High From The Hatchetfield Series is First and Westerberg High from Heathers is Second,so it most likely will win.
After School The Winner is Announced.
#hatchetfield#fuck clivesdale#mean girls#heathers#be more chill#Clivesdale Chemists#Hatchetfield Nighthawks#Westerberg Rottweilers#north shore#Westerberg#Hatchetfield high#Middleborough#bmc#Be more chill#football#fantasy football#musicals#musical rp#percy jackson#the lightning thief#ride the cyclone#legoland musical#squip#squip squad#trail to oregon
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Round Up the Ted’s into The Bastard’s Pen.(Yes the bastards box looks like a goat farm now don’t ask why.)
Pokey has been unnaturally happy lately. I am concerned
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What The Heck? Are you saying Karnak,a random Canadian Theme Park attraction is equivalent to the Glory of the lords in Black. Maybye Tinky if those rumors about Penny Lamb are true.
I'm gonna watch a college production of rtc tonight so let me just say. Karnak is so The Summoning coded
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