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please stop writing "viscous" when you mean "vicious", it produces the weirdest mental images ever

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#stabby

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happy tua day!!!!!!

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Saving because i always need new recipes lol

Do any of u have decent recipes that are like 5 ingredients (not including spices) and take 45 mins or less to prepare i gotta stop eating sandwiches for dinner

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Dean, trying to help Jack with math:

see? It's 90 degrees

Jack: how can it be 90 degrees? It's

winter

Dean: the angle is-

Cas: because of global warming

Dean: NO!

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people talk abt riverdale all the time as an example of ridiculous television bc archie fought in world war one and then got raptured or whatever but they all really forget that once upon a time was the og. remember how runplestiltskin was also the crocodile from the captain hook story (in addition to being th beast from beauty and the beast) bc captain hook fucked his wife but they're both unjted in hatred for peter pan bc peter pan was rumplestiltskin's abusive father. And that was all established by season two

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apparently vic’s vapor rub goes exitinct ? i’ve been using the same vapor rub for years and apparenlty it went bad in the 2010s ..

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I was in line at Aldi and this girl with two toddlers in front of me had her card declined and she looked so fucking sad and said “let me call my husband real quick” and it was only 18 dollars, so I just paid for it, and she was very sweet and then as she walked off, the lady behind me said `”You know that was probably a scam, right?” and like, even if it was, like what a sad fucking scam, right? 18 dollars at the Aldi. If you’re “scamming” me for some Tyson chicken and apple juice and cauliflower, then just take my fucking money. 

“A scam” people are fucking wild.  

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I grew up Mormon and I have never heard this…I’m wondering what other crazy Mormon theories there are. This is wild

"uhhh Mormons don't actually believe that" I assure you their actual beliefs are even more absurd

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I keep thinking about that post about the whole genre of movies about a white guy getting into an asian philosophy, matrial art etc and then proceeding to surpass his teacher and be the best ever at it, and I started thinking about the opposite of it.

 I want a movie about a chinese dude who comes to Finland, downs an entire bottle of Koskenkorva, tries to fight a nearby cow and ends up lying face down in a ditch while sobbing about his ex wife and having like 5 finnish dudes staring at him in awe like

 “That’s him. That’s the chosen one.”

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Cas: do you ever look at your husband and think ‘how did you survive before I met you?’ or is that just me?

Sam: it’s definitely not just you

Dean: feeling a little attacked

Gabriel: same

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wow players having to stand in lines for a quest because a relevant npc can only talk to one player at a time. is the funniest image on the planet

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im sorry but writing enemies to lovers on ao3 is so fucking funny. one of them will go a whole paragraph saying how much they hate, absolutely despise, have genuine burning contempt for the other and we’re all here knowing damn well that enemies to lovers tag is just sat there. like we already know what’s coming bro you’re just embarrassing yourself

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why do coffee makers growl at you. What's the point of all that

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Writing tips for alcohol orders:

-Ordering a drink neat means you’re saying you want one kind of alcohol, right out of the bottle, with no ice or anything else in it. Whiskey neat makes sense. A Jack and coke neat does not.

-Most people know on the rocks means with ice, but again it makes more sense with some drinks than others. Some kinds of whiskey are designed to be served with ice while some kinds of scotch would get you a weird look to get served with ice. And odds are you’d not get any wine on the rocks. It’s good to look up the drink and see if it’s typically served with ice or not

-Off of this, ice isn’t the only way to get a drink cold. For drinks you want cold but not diluted you’d get in a chilled, or frosted, glass, like that scotch.

-You could also order straight up, which is shaken or stirred with ice then having the ice strained out so you get a cold drink with no ice in it

-Having a drink shaken cools and aerates it, diluting it a bit faster and making it a little fizzy or frothy. Stirring cools it slower and dilutes it slower. So James Bond ordering shaken not stirred means he’s getting a more diluted, colder, and fizzier version of the drink

-A back is something non alcoholic to drink along with your alcohol, like a glass of soda alongside whiskey.

-A chaser is something you immediately drink after a shot. Pickle juice is becoming a popular chaser

-Ordering whiskey by fingers still happens but is going out of style, mostly because they’ve standardized how much a finger is and it’s not a lot. However, if you want to write an old timey gentleman it would work to have them order two or three fingers of whiskey, but not so much a New York City businessman

-A dry martini has a little bit of vermouth. A wet martini has a lot. A perfect martini has equal amounts. If you’ve seen Kingsman and remember he orders the martini made while looking at an unopened bottle of vermouth, that’s him saying he wants it extremely dry

-A dirty martini has a splash of olive juice

-Ordering something with a twist means with a bit of lemon peel. A martini with a twist is then a martini with a bit of lemon instead of an olive.

-A Gibson martini has an onion instead of an olive

-A highball is a kind of drink, not a drink in itself. Basically, it’s liquor and something else, generally a soda, in a tall glass over ice. Jack and coke, gin and tonic, scotch and soda, all can be highballs so make sure you specify what kind

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