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My inner element is sonata theory.

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This morning, my Facebook ad algorithm left me positively shook.

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Peaches and IRB

(pronounced like “herb”)

Academic band name.

Called it!

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Genre scholarship is music theory rage bait. I said what I said.

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Just unsubscribed from emails from a random sheet music website I don’t remember signing up for. The message on the preference selection screen said “Is it time for a rest, or is it truly finale?”

1. Gag 🤢

2. I think they definitely mean “fine,” actually, but ok.

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“It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.”

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“It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.”

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Thanks, I hate it. #temu #englishhorn

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[insert anacrusis joke here]

The AMSAD program has been posted!🧐

Join us for an exciting comedic program, including a fantastic/hilarious keynote by the one and only Imani Mosley 👑

tonight

8:30pm CST

Monroe Ballroom

Chicago Palmer House Hilton

bit.ly/amsad2024program 😜

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Reminder: the AMS After Dark submission deadline is this Friday (Oct 4)! Be demure, be mindful, be an academic clown! 🤡

2024 AMS After Dark CFP is out now!

Full CFP: bit.ly/amsad2024cfp

Theme: Give ‘Em the Old Razzle Dazzle✨

Submit your funnies to us by October 4!

Event: 14 November, 8:30pm CST @ the Palmer House Hilton

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I didn’t write it down, so you know this #Faburden is the real deal.

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No, no it is not. This is honestly more upsetting than when they added “figuratively” to the list of definitions for the term “literally.”

#faburden #improvisatory #english

#fauxbourdon #writtenout #burgundian

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It’s an election year. Prima Pratica Gang or the Seconda Pratica Gang: which one are you? 🤔

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I identify as an absolute menace to polite society. #demure

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2024 AMS After Dark CFP is out now!

Full CFP: bit.ly/amsad2024cfp

Theme: Give ‘Em the Old Razzle Dazzle✨

Submit your funnies to us by October 4!

Event: 14 November, 8:30pm CST @ the Palmer House Hilton

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It’s cool that you know so much about neumes. Anyway, I remember regularly waiting for the dialup Internet to load…this:

🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡

🍄🍄

🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡

🍄🍄

🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡

🍄🍄

🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡

🐍🐍

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😱🐍

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Oh what fun it is to ride the persistent ear worm sleigh, HEY!