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random anecdote for father's day: one time during a long car ride my dad asked me, "you're familiar with Murphy's Law, right?" and i was like "isn't that the one about how anything that can go wrong will go wrong?" and he said "yeah, exactly" and i said "why do you ask?" and he went "well, have you heard of Cole's Law?" and i said "no, actually, what's that?" and he said "it's mostly lettuce and carrots with a little dressing mixed in"

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The heroes ! edit:added more of them :)!

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Beg For Mercy

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im like if a girl was {undefined variable}. im like if a girl was [fragment missing]. im like if a girl was (editor’s note: the author’s invocation of the word “girl” in this context is idiosyncratic, perhaps metaphorical) im like if a girl was im like if a girl draft deleted! im like if a girl You have reached your free article limit! Subscribe now to continue reading. im like if a girl was [THREAD LOCKED] im like if a girl (ENDING EXPLAINED!) im like if a girl Unusual activity detected, please highlight all the pictures of bicycles. im like if a girl I don’t respond to prompts that could be deemed offensive, and so I am unable to carry out the request. im-like-if-a-girldeactivated03092023. im like if a girl we are unable to take your call at the minute. im like if a girl isn’t registered under that name. im like if a girl could give you her date of birth. im like if a girl oh yes we have you under […]. im like if a girl LOST CONNECTION

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Some photos I took while I was on a camping trip in Silver City, New Mexico I wasn't having a good time I had a ear infection the whole trip, atleast I took some very interesting photos the whole trip.

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finally answering the age old question: how exactly do you kiss your girlfriend if your girlfriend is a horse

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closeup of all 8 buntana renders i made for halo 2's loading screens for the buntana mod ☺️

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The third weirdest thing about the world of Subnautica is that their escape pod replicators have a "malfunction and only make Markiplier dolls" mode. This has canonically killed at least one person.

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> robot bf being a little shit !!

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https://www.tumblr.com/foone/775591742545281024?source=share

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If you had a robot kobold, would it be a kobot or a robold?

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It's hard being a single mom of four to eight kids (she's bad at math)

Also self imposed design challenge to design an infant rodent that doesn't look like eraserhead baby

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Chalking up a third year of daily drawings, another 365 or so in the books. This one really felt like it flew by--thanks for sticking with me, everybody.