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there's like a thousand posts about it on this site but it bears reiterating that the reason a lot of Americans will specify which state they come from rather than simply saying that they are from the US is simple. it's because, despite the relative physical proximity, someone from Massachusetts and someone from New York are basically two wholly different breeds of person. and neither is human.

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Happy 1 year to Nola's first internet post!

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A few of the more creative spellings of Christmas I’ve come across while looking for Dear Santa letters in old newspapers this year.

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DEVIOUS PENIS PUMPKIN

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if anyone wants to join me in a good ol' October draw prompt -

consider THIS one!!

I'll be checking in on the tag #retrOCtober all month, and I hope to see some of your vintage characters in there!

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Cool Fun Giveaway Time

Giving away the Bokumono Collector's Special! Official chick and calf plushies from My Nintendo / Club Nintendo JP. Calf comes with a box! You will also receive the JP version of Harvest Moon 64 - the box cover was designed in clay by Igusa himself.

To top it off, you'll also receive the Harvest Moon GB2 campaign mug - 1000 lucky winners received this mug in 1999 (25 years ago!) Please treat it with love and care.

To enter, please reblog this post and include your favorite non-marriage candidate NPC in the tags. I'd like this to go to someone who really enjoys the series.

If you like, feel free to include a little something about your favorite Bokumono in the tags as well, so others can read!

Winner decided on 9/30 through random name pull lottery. NA and western EU regions are okay to ship. Due to the size and fragile nature, I'm a little worried about regions that are farther away, we may need to work something out but willing to do what I can to help if you win and live in a non NA or western EU place. Please do not reblog if you are under 18 as I will not be mailing anything to minors.

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i cant wait til i get phalloplasty so i can be the first transmasc eunuch

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Here is a master post of the Neoloids I did. I might do more who knows

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literally my favorite type of tweet

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Nº 0001 Bulbasaur in Pokémon Snap (HAL Laboratory, Nintendo, 1999) for Nintendo 64.

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tweets like this are my pet peeve. just throwing silly words together in a way that’s supposed to sound hyperspecific but does not in fact evoke anything recognizable

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I'm sorry, but I adamantly disagree.

This is very good behavior.

They didn't recognize the file extension.

They didn't recognize the EXE program.

And so they refused to open them.

That is excellent internet security hygiene.

They went to a trusted person (their brother) and verified WinRAR was legit and then proceeded to unpack the files.

How is this not *encouraging* for gen alpha? Is it just because they didn't know what WinRAR was? Who cares? I'm just proud they were being careful.

Unlike my boomer uncle who once installed so many spam search toolbars that there was no screen real estate left to show webpages.

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oh god I had a really big epiphany about love and personhood but I’m too drunk for words. hold on I’m gonna paint it.