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‘full movie watch free online’ was in the early 21st century a kind of prayer

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I'm sure this kind of poll has gone around before, but I'm curious...

reblog for larger sample size

(also apologies if i got some of the state abbreviations wrong)

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they should make a movie to watch

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Ep.2 - Do You Know What It Means to Be Loved By Death?

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what the fuck happened between these two frames. who hurt you snoopy i promise their end is near.

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Hormones. Female hormones. Now, what is it that gives a woman's skin that silken texture? Why does she keep her hair when so many men lose theirs? Hormones! Female hormones!

Dr. Jekyll & Sister Hyde (1971) dir. Roy Ward Baker

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Sascha Schneider, Der Astralmensch (The Astral Man), 1903

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microwavable jesus plush doll

microwavable jesus plush doll

microwavable jesus plush doll

stick jesus in the fucking microwave

he has stigmata hearts on his fucking hands

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they’ll let anyone write comic books. except ppl who are good at it

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if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

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in fucking Tears thinking about how disgusting a baby griffin would look

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I don't just think kink should be "allowed" at pride, I think we should train a huge pack of those puppy mask dudes to bark at all of the floats that have corporate branding on them

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what are you supposed to do on the days that absolutely no food sounds appetizing but youre sitting there hungry and getting a headache but everything does not sound appealing

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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.