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I am going to make another one of these posts, since it seems it's very needed. AHEM ANTI-ENDOS DNI ANTI-ENDOS DNI ANTI-ENDOS DNI ANTI-ENDOS DNI ANTI-ENDOS DNI ANTI-ENDOS DNI ANTI-ENDOS DNI

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🥬PROMO?🥬

Lettuce fumbled with the camera for a bit before finally getting it to work. “Oh! It’s actually on now!” She smiled. “Uh, hey! I’m Dame Lettuce, and I’m like.. the prettiest girl in Caketown! Could I get a promo or something?”

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Pretty random question but do you sleep too or does only Mute do that

"I mean, I could sleep if I wanted, but I don't usually."

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Anons are knows for being highly annoying, they're probably planning something

"I'm just gonna appreciate the calmness right now, man."

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The anons are being oddly nice to you and Mute today

Suspicious

"Eh, I'm not gonna complain."

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I wish me and my sister could get along like you and Mute

((Anon, I'm not gonna answer this in-character cause this makes me extremely uncomfortable. please do not vent in my inbox. /nm /srs

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Is this an accurate representation on what it's like?

((ANON PLEASE--

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oop- sorry for bringing it up

"Yo it's fine, ya didn't know." Noise glances over to Mute, who was asleep. "You couldn't have known.."

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((friendly reminder Noisemaster is basically physically defenseless without Mute if you don’t count his high attack stat. I MEAN HIS DEFENSE IS 2--

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If you don't mind me asking, what's it like when you revert to your disaster stone?

Noise suddenly paused. "It's..... well... I... I don't like it.. it's lonely."

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The size difference between you and Mute is hilarious (/lh, of course)

"Heh, yeah, kinda!"

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What was your favorite moment with Mute

"Pfft-- favorite moment with Mute? Man I can't choose! I've spent thousands of years with 'em, how could I possibly choose?"

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Are you a robot or do you just look like one?

"Nope, not a robot!"

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Ah, okay

On an unrelated note, have you ever wondered what it's like to ✨not✨ be a disaster master

"Uh, sometimes, yeah! Bein a disaster master ain't always the greatest, yknow?"

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Speakin' of Mute, where are they?

"He's sleepin, they like ta sleep sometimes."

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They either A. Don't know or B. They do know yet refuse to acknowledge it

Humanity is weird

"Ugh, hate those kinds of people, yo. I don't need anyone in my life, I've got Mute!"

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Simp basically means that someone wants to get with you

"Uh... ok??" He chuckles nervously. "They.. know I'm aromantic, right?"