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[muteswitch]

I was reading hdg yesterday and got really really sad cause I want a haustoric implant so bad and I might neverr get one and almost maybe cry a lottle. im ok now just a really big hit of yearning in the moment.

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I do truly love physical affection, its just the best kind i think!

I mean, the warmth and general good feelings and the love and how you hear and even feel their heartbeat makes me feel so close to ppl. and dont even get me started on how comfy you can get just by holding onto someone like a big or small stuffed animal cause its closest thing to pure bliss to me!!!

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I got a retail job, it is fun and horrible all at once. Ive already gotten like 39 hours last week and at least 36 this one and my bosses are all chill.

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getting my girlfriend a tag for her collar with my discord handle on the back was truly a great decision, I love getting messages from random cool transgenders she meets going "found your pet"

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I am so lucky everyone. I was tearing apart a pallet yesterday and was being an idiot and laid a board with nails with the nails up and stepped on em. I am very fortunate that my boots have thick rubber cause the nail couldve peirced my foot if they were any thinner.

Sadly, I did get a bit injured but ill be fine!! it doesnt even hurt anymore :D

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Trans girls have a whole secret language made up of noises, and I will not be taking questions at this time. There’s the dramatic huff when your eyeliner won’t cooperate, the soft mmph when you stretch just right, the exasperated ugh when dysphoria decides to be a menace, and of course, the delighted little eep when someone calls you a good girl in just the right tone.

Some of us have perfected the soft, breathy “oh” that makes people weak in the knees, while others have mastered the smug little giggle that says I know exactly what I’m doing. There’s the sing-song “hiii” that can mean anything from I’m feeling cute today to I’m about to cause problems on purpose. And let’s not forget the tiny, involuntary whimper when a pretty girl runs her fingers through your hair and calls you pretty right back.

It’s a whole symphony, an instinctive, sapphic, trans-coded melody of delight, frustration, mischief, and just the right amount of playful desire. Because let’s be real—when you finally get to be yourself, to embrace the voice you always wished was yours, of course you’re going to have fun with it.

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you can’t all be puppies one of you has to be an anteater or something

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I need to get sandwiched between two people that share me like prey.

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The woke mob doesn’t want you knowing this but if a trans girl feels safe and comfortable enough around you, they’ll just start calling you mom

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Need to be shoved face first into a musky crotch please

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youre in awe of these gorgeous flat naturals

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*teleports behind you*

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standard bakery transsexual 🥖

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‘You should only send hearts to ppl you’re romantically involved with’

WRONG! BOUNDLESS PLATONIC LOVE, WARMTH, AND ENTHUSIASM BE UPON YE!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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here's a yuri tip for you: you dont even have to penetrate her to play into her impreg kink. just tell her you're gonna knock her up while you're frotting