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wait Allie what the fuck is that thing

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@hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard @ominous-signs

I can be trusted with an industrial grade sticker machine

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Reblog and put in the tags how many tabs you have open rn :]

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Do you use linux?

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wanting to keep the bunny tail plug in while she breeds you should be a valid reason to get all three letters for vaginoplasty for free

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Zoozve, my beloved

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Your feminism is fake and pointless if it doesnt include trans and intersex people.

and yes, im talking about transfems, transmascs, nonbinaries, intersex trans people, intersex cis people, intersex cistrans people, people with xenogenders, people who use neopronouns, etc.

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I am begging the vast majority of the people on this website to read literally one bell hooks essay once

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i am taking away everyone's Discourse Card™ until they agree to stop using the terms TMA and TME

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a meme so hot it’s measured by scovilles

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gotta love "are you shitting my dick" top 10 phrases fs

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I've made this complaint a million times but it's on my mind again how much every story about and resource for and fucking community of truama victims/survivors/people with ptsd centers this like Battered Wife stereotype of like a very timid sensitive feminine People Pleaser who was Hurt by an aggressive loud masculine Narcissistic Abuser - out of fight flight freeze and fawn fighters get the short end of the stick and told we're just the next abusers if not the reason for our own abuse, labeled as dangerous and shunned from the victims table where fighting back is too scary to even mention- not to mention that 90% of the world seems to still think that there are 3 kinds of trauma (war, domestic abuse, and rape) so if you say yeah being poor was worse than getting hit for me they really hate you

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‼️NOT THAT BIG OF A SPOILER FOR THE NEW SUPERMAN MOVIE BUT STILL‼️

The funniest thing about the new Superman movie was that the civilians of Metropolis fled to Gotham out of all places to not be in danger 😭

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all I want for Christmas is a functional digestive system

and boobs ig

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One of my favorite genres of post

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Surgery day.

See y'all on the other side.

In case it needs to be said, for whatever reason, I love a lot of you. You make the world a hell of a lot more interesting. Keep it that way.

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I miss the world being tactile. I miss pushing buttons. I miss switching over to your favorite radio station in the car without having to look, I miss punching in a customer’s phone number without having to look, I miss sending a sneaky text without having to look, I miss turning on my morning alarms without having to look… I miss pressing physical buttons for cash amounts and knowing that you did it correctly because you felt the correct release under your fingertips. I miss the satisfying clinks of my grandmother's 80's typewriter. I miss the crunching of gear mechanisms beneath the pads of my flesh. I miss the tick-tick-tick sensation. I don't want to touch and retouch a surface covered with the visible smears of thousands of fingerprints. I don't want to talk to my T.V. remote. I don't want a keypad to rise up as a smooth, steely reminder that our tools are losing the human feeling of texture, grit, and raw material. If I have to touch another screen I might die.