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it's so tragic when one specific person activates the pervert thoughts in your brain so severely bc i can't just be like Hiiiii how's it goinggggg yeah it's the pervert thoughts again. yup just like last time.

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i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.

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turkey vulture

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We've gathered here today in celebration of men with pretty brown eyes

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We've gathered here today in celebration of men with pretty brown eyes

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We've gathered here today in celebration of men with pretty brown eyes

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drop credit if you know

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what if we cuddled for so long we were both warm and we smelled like each other. what then.

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ready for ruff play

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lock up your pet <3

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Get him hard while he’s at work so he has to go jerk off in the bathroom

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heart clip keychain <3 in red or in trans flag colors

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normalize tops getting so worked up and out of it that they let their drooly tongue loll out of their mouth and start enthusiastically dog kissing your face and neck and tits and armpits and ignoring every "down" command

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You may like that guy but I like him in a worse and more perverted way than you