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listen. clutching your stupid head to my chest and stroking you. you're not a bad dog. idc what they told you, they were wrong. you're a good, sweet, brave little puppy and you've experienced things that nobody should ever go through. i'm so proud of you for making it this far and still having a heart overflowing with this much kindness. i love you so much.

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giving karlach a milf for pride month

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butch animal beach dayyyyy

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we really should warn people about dom bottoms. imagine being at the mercy of a greedy, indulgent, demanding, pleasure-hungry bottom who wants every bit of you, every inch of you. a bottom who will thrive on taking, on consuming you, teeth sinking into your shoulder as they clench around you, fingers in your hair. you may be on top of them but you are under their control, at their disposal, at their service. a dom bottom will have you waking up with your ears ringing 5 miles deep into the forest barefoot with no memory of the past 24 hours. stay safe out there

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for reasons you can't explain, the way your knight grips the hilt of its sword makes a strange heat twist in your stomach, something you've never exactly felt before, fingers wrapped around the length, thumb idly rubbing circles on the pommel

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"Fat Top/Switch" by Emilia Phillips

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the hoes are more than a little alarmed by my new and innovative blowjob technique the "death roll"

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good golly when you discover that you’re far MORE into a kink than you’d THOUGHT

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Standard: developing a kink as you start having sex

Silver: develop a kink in your youth because you go through puberty early and get really horny

Gold: developing a kink because it's reflective of your trauma

Platinum: developing a kink cuz a callout post demonized someone for it and you realized that's hot as hell

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robot girl with a serial number womb tattoo

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Faithful puppy girl bodyguard 🐶

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i'm sorry i don't know what came inside me. came into me. came over me. sorry.

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Princesses doing a little stomp and hmph when they get upset is inherently bunny-coded, which is yet another reason to bend them over and breed them like such.

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squirting on a Sunday call that holy water 🙏🏾

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guy who can only finish if he's actively being given a quest