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Yo so idk if anyone remembers this but wasn’t there like a show where there was fairy’s and they like died to water and that’s literally all I remember besides the fact the fairy’s were strapped with water guns and like anyone remember ??????

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Cooking: oh yeah you can substitute the olive oil for butter and yeah sure you can get rid of like half the onions and uhhh yeah use a couple more eggs then usual but itll still taste fine

Baking: use a flour with 0.3 less bits of protein and your oven will explode

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Sorry guys I thought too much at 3am

The fact that for humans survival isn’t a need it’s a want is crazy bro we the only animals that have so much intelligence it implodes in itself making us see not living as an option because we are the only animals capable of understanding the bigger problems around us

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The fact that for humans survival isn’t a need it’s a want is crazy bro we the only animals that have so much intelligence it implodes in itself making us see not living as an option because we are the only animals capable of understanding the bigger problems around us

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Like the imps!

We might have chucked too many

me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions

[5 years later]

highly throwable imp: hoohoohee

me: hmm

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Calling random people you don’t know “pretty boy” is so fun

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Lesbian couple find out something revolutionary call that yuri-ka

Gay couple see something really surprising call that yaoi zowie

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I fucking love him

i dont know who needs this or why i draw it,

but here is Pyramid Head, but cheese

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The fuck

What do yall see in a kidnapping turtle

thats the poll. please reblog

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Short ass

rb this post if you're taller than me, i'm 5'2

tags so i can reach more people in the corpoverse @totally-bing @the-real-google @realsafari @im-pandora-i-promise @im-the-real-roblox-i-swear

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If u put soap in water it soapy water if u put oil in water it should be oily water oily water sound amazing I want to drink oily water

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Fuck you

BIG GAY TEXT

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Just bought Helldivers 2 today...

And I found out that even if I cranked everything to the lowest settings, I'm still running the thing at <10 fps 😭.

I'm sure when I did my first mission (killing the terminid commander) was just Joel showing pity on me because I have no idea how i accomplished it. Everything is on fire, caught in a middle of a firestorm, I got mobbed by bugs, and I'm out of ammo.

A shame because I really want to play. But I don't think I'll be able to if the game runs like a PowerPoint presentation..

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Ocpus

🐙

the squit

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Low quality picture of almond milk fuck you

FUCK dude i just ate some spicy sausage 🥵 my mouth is BURNIN can someone please reply with some milk

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Can confirm only reason I’m not a catholic is because I can’t give up laundry detergent

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Just not feeling it today, not a singular thing, maybe coffee maybe feeling coffee