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It's important to read to your kids but not too much lest they start saying words like "perchance" and "undoubtedly"
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this is what i spend 90% of my playtime doing
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your honor who gives a fuck. like for real
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Yea, for I was copying the Bible. And it came to pass that I wrote "gaudius", or joy, when the intended word was "gladius" or sword. And all of the other monks did mock me with cruel words and jests. And when I did recite the Scripture at dinner, I coughed, and Brother Abelard did ask if I had meant to say "gaudius". And on the way to the dormitories I did tell of my encounter with the fearsome black hen of Cheshire, and Brother William asketh of me why I had not slain it with my gladius. And so it came to pass that I took a vow of silence and ceased to speak with all worldly men. Amen.
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divorceplay, lawyer teasing, alimony denial
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your tav maribel kinda looks like fem!harry du bois from the video game disco elysium
i could only HOPE to recreate harry du boi's energy. this is the highest compliment you could possibly pay me.
maribel is way less pathetic though, i feel like she'd give off cool aunt vibes (she would be a terrible influence)
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yall reblog this with the most disappointing game u have ever played
like the one that was either a sequel or overhyped and then turned out to be trash?? mine was bioshock infinite
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hey. im one of the people who does a specific and noticable thing right after you wake up so you realize youre in a timeloop. yeah im the guy who drops a bucket of paint off a ladder haha. yeah its a thankless job but i get paid per loop so like. dont learn your lesson too quick haha
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faeries are not real but i wish thwy were so i could spray one with raid
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i miss the real gun emoji so much
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ppl who watch bob l'eponge : did you know abt suicide de carlo tentacule
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this is how i envision raphael's romance
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