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it was me sorry

alright you lot, who traumatized the angel?

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[ turns into a dove ]

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You ever just have a hair day so good you dont feel suicidal anymore?

I don't think anything could make me not suicidal anymore

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Acts 3:19

Song of Solomon 1:15

How dare you put a bible verse in my head.

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I’d be happy to answer any questions. 😊

Though, I have to say, Lucy, you do seem quite eager to escape my association.

There were one or two people who Peacock, Nikki, Freakbob and non anon with Diavolo and Satan icon It's funny how you talk to them. And I also Love fox and Joker. The anons here are so funny.

I would like to learn more about Lucifer and Michael in this account.

I don't have anything to do with Michael. If you want to know more about him, ask him yourself. As for me, you haven't asked any questions yet

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Hello Michael

I heard about this tumblr app that all my children are seemingly on and so I have decided to join

Ah. Hello there, Father.

If you’ll excuse me, I have a few… things to clear off my account.

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Urgh... Raphael, what did you get yourself into...

If you're really wanting to know one way or the other you could always take a pregnancy test, not sure if they'd be different for angels or demons, but the ones humans use it's a thingy you pee into a cup(?) and stick the one end in and then it tells ya if ya are or aren't pregnant by showing lines of the word(s) depending upon which one ya get

- 🦊

Thank you for the information, fox, I may need to ask for @mxchaelsdiary help.

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So you didn't mean it...?

Gah!! Michael is sosososo cute I just wanna give him some smooches!!

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You're angry as though you could actually tell the difference between that and water if they took the label off...

fret not rapheal, I have something that will cure your headache. Take this.

You think this is funny?

You know what? Thank you.

I will give you a gift in return to show my appreciation..

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OMGGGG HIII MICHAEL EHEHE HEHEHEHEHE *twirls hair and kicks feet*

Are... you alright...?

(he looks a little concerned.)

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....

MICHAEL

MICHAEL

I HAVE SUCH AN IMPORTANT QUESTION FOR YOU

Have you heard of deez 😇

I get the distinct sense I'm going to regret asking this...

What is "deez"?

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Ah, well, I couldn't focus on my work so I decided to put it aside and check up on my little brothers. 😊 You're doing well, I hope?

Mams. I heard that @raphaeltheseraphim called @s0l0th3w1s3 to make dinner and @luketheangel seems scared by it? Is something wrong with it?

Yeah, somethin's wrong! Not even Beel will eat Solomon's food, that's stuff's a death trap! Whatever ya do, don't go over to visit them when ya hear that Solomon's in charge of dinner, got it? We just got ya back...

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Ah, hello, Lucifer.

what’s it like being old?

The dinosaurs must’ve been your best friends.

I may be older than you humans, but at demon age, I am just about 20 years old or something. I am no old man. Solomon is probably friends with dinosaurs though.

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Oh, come on, you guys. Dinosaurs aren't even that old...

what’s it like being old?

The dinosaurs must’ve been your best friends.

I may be older than you humans, but at demon age, I am just about 20 years old or something. I am no old man. Solomon is probably friends with dinosaurs though.

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Don't worry about it. Just... don't bring any of it home with you.

Mams. I heard that @raphaeltheseraphim called @s0l0th3w1s3 to make dinner and @luketheangel seems scared by it? Is something wrong with it?

Yeah, somethin's wrong! Not even Beel will eat Solomon's food, that's stuff's a death trap! Whatever ya do, don't go over to visit them when ya hear that Solomon's in charge of dinner, got it? We just got ya back...

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Do you think Skittles or m&ms are better? :))

Do I have to choose...?

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MICHAEL

MICHAEL

I HAVE SUCH AN IMPORTANT QUESTION FOR YOU

Have you heard of deez 😇

I get the distinct sense I'm going to regret asking this...

What is "deez"?

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Michael, where exactly do you keep the ungodly- ...unreasonable ammount of sweets people buy for you? Do you somehow eat them all before they go bad? Freeze them in time?

I usually have no problem eating all of them in time, but storing them in the meantime is another question entirely. The other Seraphim have expressedly forbidden me from storing my personal items in common areas, complaining of "clutter". My bedroom, observatory and personal office can only fit so much, and most of that is taken up by my collections...

Ah, but luckily, I've found that I have more than enough room to store them if I rip open a pocket in space-time and deposit them there. Which, coincidentally, also extends their shelf life indefinitely.

It also acted as a good anti-theft measure back when... ah. I shouldn't get into that.