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Morning tea, or?

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Can’t even enjoy snapetok without

“Stan James Potter”

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Me reading a thread of people saying how welcoming and wholesome the Marauders community is knowing that I got harassed and bullied off an entire app by them for liking a fictional person they dislike:

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Chibi kimono bros icons

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SUPER LAWYERS!!!

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Me when James Potter died:

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Hey, I like you :) *shows you my Obey Me Hogwarts AU*

This is all just a bunch of notes I had jotted down, explaining the basics of the characters and what houses they were in.

Obey Me Hogwarts AU:

They're not demons/angels. Just human wizards! The brothers are of course still brothers. Diavolo and Barbatos are instead childhood friends and Luke is Simeon's adopted younger brother. Solomon is just Solomon lmao and met everyone when he went to Hogwarts, as like in the game ig. So things are a little different? MC is here too but what house they're in and their backstory depends entirely on you.

Gryffindor: 

Diavolo

Mammon

Ravenclaw: 

Solomon

Barbatos

Satan

Simeon

Hufflepuff:

Beelzebub

Luke

Asmodeus

Slytherin:

Belphegor

Leviathan

Lucifer

Lucifer: Is cunning, and has the leadership of a Slytherin. So naturally he'd be one. He's also a prefect! He scolds his younger brothers that aren't one (everyone but Satan, but even still he gives Satan a hard time) about how they have the potential to be prefects for their houses but don't put enough effort into their grades to do such. Plus being a prefect comes with a lot of responsibilities. Not many that his brothers want to deal with. Satan only took them on because he's trying to be better than Lucifer, in a way.

Mammon: Party animal and a Gryffindor. He hosts the Gryffindor parties half the time and has quite the reputation for it. He's also on the Quidditch team so he's very popular. He plays as a Chaser and he's really good at it too! He doesn't put nearly as much focus on his studies as he should, and gets reprimanded for that by his older brother but he ignores him anyway. He's just really trying to get good enough grades to graduate.

Leviathan: Another Slytherin. He doesn't play Quidditch and kind of despises it but if he did play it, we all know he'd probably be really good at it. Like, insanely good. I could see him as a Seeker if he were on the team. He hates going to class and almost ditches them half the time just to be dragged in by his prefect of an older brother. It's annoying really. He just wants to stay in his dorm and read or draw! Why does he have to learn about Potions? They're boring anyway! He also has a pet goldfish named Henry. 

Satan: Ravenclaw prefect. He hates it sometimes but has to admit it's fun. He also has a small brown cat as his pet that he keeps, since you can come to Hogwarts with a small animal of your choosing. The choice was obvious. He's the only brother that has a pet, aside from Leviathan who has a goldfish. They're the only two that know how to properly take care of one in their dorm without it causing a ruckus. He has a small study group with Solomon and a few other students where they study old spells and such. Do they practice them? Well, let's just say for safety purposes, no. Can't have the teachers knowing about that one. 

Asmodeus: He would much rather be in Gryffindor since he loves the red and gold colors. He thinks black and yellow are tacky, but he can't exactly fight the Sorting Hat. He was placed in Hufflepuff. So that's where he is. He's been told it's because of his loyalty. Though he doesn't think he's been loyal a day in his life. But he forgets that he's loyal to his brothers. He always has been, even if he doesn't act like it. Anyways, he's very popular and very fun to be around. Not your stereotypical Hufflepuff but that's okay! He doesn't play Quidditch but loves to watch because he loves to watch the Quidditch players get all sweaty during the game. <3

Beelzebub: Hufflepuff. Need I say more? He's also on the Quidditch team! He's a Beater, and a damn good one too. One of the best - if not the best player on the team. He also is very close with Luke, who's a few years younger than him. He was the first to approach him after Luke was sorted into Hufflepuff, and they've been inseparable ever since. Since the Hufflepuff dorms are right next to the kitchen, he often goes down there before bed to get a bunch of snacks from the house elves for him and Luke. He gets hungry often because he's a big man with a big appetite. And Quidditch doesn't help.

Belphegor: I think you know where this is going. Slytherin. And of course since Lucifer is also a Slytherin, he makes life a living hell for his eldest brother. He somehow manages his classes and grades, but sleeps in almost all of them? Like the "I don't study but somehow nearly ace my tests" type of thing. I swear he just cheats and gets the answers from Beel or pays someone to do his work for him. Either way, he's just trying to pass school and then get out. Let the man be.

 

Diavolo: He's a Gryffindor. He just,,, gives off the vibes? Everything about him screams Gryffindor. He's also head boy because naturally he would be. He wanted to try for the Quidditch teams but didn't get a chance to, as he was thrown into high expectations of being a prefect and having such good grades that he didn't get the chance to indulge in sports. He loves attending the games though and cheering on his house team.

Barbatos: Ravenclaw! He's one of the best ones. He often hangs out with Diavolo, since they've been friends since they were practically infants. So he's stuck around. He always makes sure Diavolo does the right things and stays on top of his work, but that doesn't hinder him from his own. He's got really good grades. And of course has a Time Turner (like Hermione in Prisoner of Azkaban) so he is able to take more classes than needed. Everyone wonders how he does it all but he doesn't reveal his secrets.

Simeon: Another Ravenclaw. He shares a dorm with Solomon. He's Luke's older brother (adoptive) and doesn't mind when Luke sticks to his side sometimes. He plays Quidditch. He didn't want to at first, but when he was in his flying class - people were praising just how great he was on the broom and encouraged him to join the team. So he did! He's a Seeker. He's also really good at Charms class!

Solomon: Ravenclaw. Close friends with Simeon, Satan, Asmodeus, and Barbatos! He is Simeon's dorm mate and has a study group with Satan. Was offered the prefect position but denied it because he had other plans in mind. What were those plans? He'd never tell. He's very shady and mysterious. He's not often approached because of this but he is well known throughout the school. There are some rumors going around that he's evil but he just laughs at them, ignoring said rumors. 

Luke: Simeon's younger brother who was adopted into the family. He's also in Hufflepuff! Best friends with Beelzebub. If he's not following Simeon, he's glued to MC or Beel's side. Luke refuses to admit it, but he sees Beel as a big brother in a way. He sometimes goes to the kitchen to help the house elves with their food preparations, and they absolutely adore him. He's so nice! He thinks it's a little unfair how house elves are treated, but he can't do anything about it. HATES THE SLYTHERINS. (like he hates demons in game!) He's too young for the Quidditch team (and too short) but cheers Beel and Simeon on all the time. Only when Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw play against each other does he get stressed, because he really wants to cheer on his brother, but he also wants to cheer on his best friend and house! It's a tough choice, you know?

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Finally I managed to complete all the lessons relased until now and I can confirm that Mammon Is my favourite demon!

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Mammon, the demon heater! (Coldest days in devildom and Mammon gets a new job!)

-Lucifer-

At first, he’s too prideful to even admit that he’s cold.

But he soon realised that he won’t be able to do his work if he kept sneezing so he had to put his pride down for once.

He considered going back to his study when he was in front of the younger one’s room. After all it was 2 in the morning. He wasn’t even sure if the younger one was awake.

But he sneezed.

And the younger one just had to have good hearing. Then the door opened.

“Lucifer? I didn’t steal anything! The blizzard outside is way too strong and I can’t even talk to my crows in these weathers!”

“It’s not that… I…”

His pride can really be a ass. Just say that you’re cold and get a personal heater!

“Oh! Are you cold?”

“I…am. I am very cold.”

There we go! He said it! Trust me, it’s not easy to just step over your pride to say that your cold. (Well that only applies to Lucifer.)

“Alright, you can cuddle with me too.”

“Too?”

“Yep… just get in!”

Mammon pulled Lucifer into his room and let him lie down on his bed alongside the others. It felt a bit more warmer with the rest by his side but the coldness was still there.

When Mammon had gotten on the bed, the coldness wasn’t there anymore.

Lucifer, felt at peace for once. He even found himself drifting off into sleep. Mammon really is warm.

-Leviathan-

The moment he realised that from this day onwards, it would be cold for about a few weeks, he ran out of his room.

He has the COLDEST body out of everyone else in his family. So he knows that if he stays in his room any longer, he’d freeze to death. (His room is already very cooling with the fish tank and the air conditioner)

He ran around the house, trying to find the older one.

Leviathan found Mammon sleeping on the couch and he JUMPED right on top of him for heat. Mammon yelped when he felt something jumping onto him.

“WHAT THE HELL?! AT LEAST GIVE ME A WARNING LEVI!”

Doesn’t care about what Mammon said, he was just leaning into his warmth.

“What? You’re cold?”

“Shut up.”

Mammon only stifled a laugh and ruffled with Levi’s hair.

Maybe Levi should change Mammon’s name from scumbag to personal heater…

-Satan-

To be honest, it took him a few days to actually feel the cold. His room is filled with both old and new books. It’s so cramped that it’s surprising that he can sleep in there. So basically, it takes a few days for him to feel the coldness in his room

To be honest, he didn’t want to go up to the older one. It would be way too embarrassing for him.

Eventually, he decides that he’d rather be with a personal heater than freeze to death.

He noticed that the older one was scrolling through his DDD on the couch.

“Mammon.”

“C’mere, I know you’re cold.”

Immediately flops onto Mammon. No need for the words, they’ve done this multiple times in the past. It was basically a tradition in Satan’s childhood.

The tradition is basically where for a few weeks where Mammon is a demon heater.

“Geez, am I really that warm? I always thought that I had a average body heat.”

“You have no idea…”

Seriously? Mammon has no idea how comforting his warmth is. It’s like a big crow with huge wings that protects Satan from everyone else.

Satan should read some books about crows…

-Asmodeus-

Like Satan, he takes a few days to actually be trembling because of the cold.

He realised that the cold could really damage his skin and so he goes over to the older one’s room and knocks on his door. Almost immediately it opened.

“You’re cold right? Come in, I know that your skin could get damaged because of this weather.”

Woah since when did MAMMON know him so well?

Mammon just lies down on the bed and tells Asmo to lie down beside him.

ARM PILLOW!!

“My arm is going to be numb later, oh well.”

Asmodeus really dislikes the cold and the hot. But Mammon felt like the right temperature. He isn’t boiling hot but like a warm sun. His body heat isn’t as cold as Leviathan so it’s nice to at least have one family member who can be a personal heater.

Asmodeus probably has rated his brothers on how well they work as a heater. (Mammon was number 1 ofc)

-Beelzebub-

Yep, just like Asmo and Satan, he doesn’t feel THAT cold compared to Lucifer or Levi. (Same goes for Belphie)

But soon, he’s shivering while eating and he realises that he needs a personal heater.

The older one was eating his spicy cup noodle when Beel suddenly hugged him from behind.

“Beel? Whats up?”

“I’m cold…”

Mammon laughed and told Beel that he’ll cuddle with him after he eats his cup noodle finish

Beel doesn’t let go of the hug.

Mammon casually just walked towards his room, Beel still clinging onto his neck.

When Beel woke up, he found his other brothers around Mammon as well.

-Belphie-

He planned on sleeping through the coldest days.

But the cold got so bad to the point he couldn’t even fall asleep.

In the end, he had to find the older one as soon as possible if he wanted sleep.

He found the older one in the attic, with the excuse that he was looking for something valuable but in reality he was cleaning the attic for Belphie to have another place to sleep in

Belphie didn’t even hesitate to just jump onto him.

The moment they both fell onto the hardwood floors, the warmth that he felt was just perfect for sleeping.

“At least tackle me with a warning, Belphie!”

“Warm…”

Literally falls asleep the moment he felt Mammon’s body heat.

Seriously how does he have such a warm temperature even in the coldest days?

Oh well, at least they have a personal heater!

No one asked why Belphie was latched onto Mammon’s back. (Everywhere Mammon went, Belphegor is sleeping on his back)

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mammoney shenanigans

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some nsft thoughts for the demons LOL

beel can spend hours between your legs, whether you have a dick or a pusspuss. my guy is hungry to the high heavens and you'll definitely be shaking in your boots afterwards

levi reads erotic manga, especially ones with femdoms. lowkey wants to be bent over and railed by a strap on.

mammon would stack coins on your ass

asmo,,,,,,is asmo. but he's like super loud in bed, like dramatically loud. no matter if he's railing or being railed. he's just loud

lucifer is a dom, obviously. people make him into a sub a lot, which is fine, but it's totally ooc. "he pushes down his pride" no the fuck he does not, he's a stubborn bastard, and even if he's the one being railed, he's on top no matter what

belphie is just too damn tired to fuck, so he's heavily into somnophilia, which is to be expected LMAO. rail him when he's sleeping, or ride him. either way he's gonna be waking up happy

satan reads while he's fucking you. puts the book on your back. imagine hearing the fnaf lore while being banged. hearing about matpat mpreg with springtrap. lowkey funny asf

i love sub barbatos, ngl. making him call you superior names, using him as a footstool, having a buttplug in his ass while he works. he's so professional about it. "oh madam! it feels marvelous to feel your silicone phallus up my anus!" BAHAHAHA

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Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban was basically just a Snupin fanfic.

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This is not intended to be a character hate rant, it’s more of a raging cry against fandom popular opinion.

I just left yet another Harry Potter Facebook group because of *sigh* another mindless “Marauder love/Snape hate* post.

The word Marauder literally means “someone who roams around looking for things to steal”.

I understand why people dislike Snape for the way he acted. Although I disagree with their views, I at least try to be understanding about them.

.........But I will never understand how a human being with a working brain can hate Snape and put the Marauders on an imaginary pedestal.

How?

Let’s break it down:

James Potter: A spoiled brat trust fund baby who’s biggest discomfort in life was probably not having the pillow under his butt fluffed enough for him to fart on. James tortured and gaslighted people for fun in true Death Eater fashion yet is regarded as only “playfully mischievous” for his actions. He died for Harry not out of some heroic act, but as any decent parent should do for their child.

Sirius Black: While Sirius did endure abuse at home, he saw nothing wrong with abusing others as long as buddy James approved. He even attempted murder at age 16, but this is often dismissed as a “playful joke that went a bit too far”. While he did try to be there for Harry later on, I didn’t see him offer any apologies to Severus. Falsely jailed? More like wasted potential, with his cruel streak, he would have made a fabulous Death Eater, but a hero? .........Nah.

Together, Sirius and James are essentially a slightly smarter, Harry Potter version of Beavis and Butthead.

Remus Lupin: Another beloved character for reasons I can’t understand, while he doesn’t exhibit his friends’ sadistic nature (while in human form, at least), in my opinion, standing by, watching someone get hurt, and doing nothing to stop it is just as bad as hurting someone yourself. He should have been called “Snivelly” instead of Snape since he apparently lacked the balls to stand up to his friends......while Severus tried to defend himself against his attackers in a four on one battle. This is also the guy that forgot to take his Wolfsbane potion while working in a school filled with innocent children......a hero? Nope.

Peter Pettigrew: No words here, everyone already knows, I will say though that it irks me how he’s hated for being responsible for the deaths of “James and Lily”, not “Lily and James”. No one cared about Lily really, it’s all about JP.

Why does the fandom constantly tout this band of four douchebags as heroes while Snape is nothing more than the scum of their shoes?

Again, this is not intended as a character hate post, merely a rant about the double standards that exist.

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'but snape just walked over james' dead body!'