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what in the world could i have pinned for this to happen

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characters whos relationship is entirely platonic and people keep implying they're a couple and they're so fed up with it. They love each other, sure, but GOD NO would they ever date. It's not because their sexualities don't line up right for it or whatever, it's that they genuinely just love each other platonically and the thought of being with the other romantically is laughable. Yeah, that idiot is everything to me but I wouldn't touch them with a ten foot pole

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A huge win for NYC! A better world is still possible

Next stop: general election

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this is so stupid

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your discord pfp and your tumblr pfp are locked in a room together. what happens?

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characters whos relationship is entirely platonic and people keep implying they're a couple and they're so fed up with it. They love each other, sure, but GOD NO would they ever date. It's not because their sexualities don't line up right for it or whatever, it's that they genuinely just love each other platonically and the thought of being with the other romantically is laughable. Yeah, that idiot is everything to me but I wouldn't touch them with a ten foot pole

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I love Stardew Valley, it's such a comfortable game to play, but the plot feels a little light at times. I bet it would be more compelling if the farmer had amnesia, crippling substance dependence and was suffering so much mental degradation that he thought his clothes were speaking to him.

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my husband has this image saved for whenever i grow distant

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fucccck if only there was a way to fix this

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hot take possibly? but i actually think it’s okay for things to be marketed for adults. it’s literally okay if things aren’t suitable for children. i feel like we are losing the plot

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i hate when kink blogs do this. do they think it makes it hotter. i feel like i'm playing a mystery vn with this kinda shit

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at least theres still t4t navyseal. at fucking least

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dude zelda minish cap is literally so magical, its like a ghibli movie to me. sure tears of the kingdom has sprawling cg vistas or whatever BUT IN THE RAFTERS ABOVE THE BAKERY THE LITTLE GNOME PEOPLE HAVE OPENED A CAFE

this lil dude put a candle in a mug inside his home. this is like a fireplace to him. his tablecloth is a leaf. Are You Seeing This

you can shrink down and help an overworked shoemaker who fell asleep at his desk by fixing the shoes for him. look at this. you are smaller than his goddamn pinky finger

this guy LIVES inside a library book that he CARVED OUT!!!! u can see the freakin depth of the pages and how they overlap each other where he carved them. im crying. minish cap you will always be famous

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Some mean offscreen canon for Legend of zelda: wind waker. They forgot Vaati when they dumped a whole ocean at the end. he’s still just down there.

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i will raise my children traditionally

the oldest will have a ruinous military career and develop a tendency to recklessness, alcoholism and anger management issues the middle one will be a brilliant student with strong atheist inclinations and casual demonic hallucinations the youngest will be an angel prone to hysteria turned tsaricide by circumstances