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Steve: i can fit the whole world in my hands
Bucky: no that’s impossible
Steve: *cups buckys face*
Bucky: *blushes furiously*
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wanda: do you want to play 20 questions?
steve: sure!
steve: whats your favorite color?
wanda, laser fucking focused: triangle. do you like men?
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Bruce : "Steve Rogers is not virgin, he lost it in his 1940s tour."
Jennifer : "HAHAHA I KNEEEEW IT!"
Bucky : "Excuse me Mr. Banner, we have to talk."
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Bucky: Stevie what are you doing…
Steve: wrapping you in bubble wrap
Bucky: Steve, we are going on a train, trains are much more advanced then they were before besides it’s only going to be us on that train…
Steve: Can’t have ya losin’ another arm
Bucky: Jesus Christ, Steve.
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is there a fic of bucky meeting johnny storm bc i love the idea of his horrified face after realizing the steve in front of him is not even steve at all the moment johnny opened his mouth to spew the filthiest, vilest insult he's ever heard in his life, which is a lot coming from someone who was in the military 80 years ago and sure, steve does curse sometimes but none of them are even close to what this foul-mouthed kid are saying.
also, can you imagine the heart palpitations he had once johnny turns into fire like he'd have nightmares about it for days because johnny has steve's face and he's on fire and when he meets his steve he's like
bucky: jesus christ, steve, he lit himself on fire!
steve: oh.. i'm sorry buck, that must've been horrible
bucky: no, no, that's like his thing he can turn himself into fire. but yes, that was horrible, god
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steve: bye bucky! bye tony! bye nat! bye thor! bye clint! bye bruce! bye bucky!
tony: you said ‘bye bucky’ twice.
steve: i like bucky. bucky's my favorite.
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I really need this to happen in an upcoming Marvel movie, it would be the best and most realistic joke they'd ever make.
more thunderbolts because i literally cant stop drawing them please send help
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I love Byler
I CANT STOP LAUGHIGNEH I CANT BREAYHE
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look at my doctors dawg im gonna die
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I always kind of assume everyone who follows me is vaguely liberal so whenever I find out one of my followers is insanely bigoted I just get vaguely gobsmacked like are you lost
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Sometimes I just want someone to love me as much as a bitter homosexual old loves his cinnamon roll in all the series I see.
S.G.
#aziracrow#aziraphale#crowley#good omens#charles x edwin#lokius#ed x stede#ofmd#our flag means death#the sandman#gay ships#loki series#hob x morpheus
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the rational part of my brain tells me that there's no way grrm wrote jon snow as bisexual, but then i remember that satin is a clear paralell to mary magdalene and i end up as confused as ever.
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my prediction for s5 of stranger things is that it will have something to do with time travel (in a sense). there are so many references to time and clocks throughout the seasons.
when they visit the upside down and realize that its stuck on the day will went missing. the pangs of a clock in s3 while billy is flayed. the clocks that the cursed see in s4 etc.
this is too much to be a coincidence. my theory is that somehow when el destroys vecna, that time will "reset" and erase him from existence. im not sure el's fate but perhaps at this point all of the people that were lost, are back again with their families etc.
it's just a thought though, it might not be even close to what they have planned for s5.
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Steve Harrington will listen to Abba, Wham! A-Ha or Queen... Listen to my words, if he does not listen at least one of these bands in the 5th season, it means that the world has failed me.
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#steve harrington#steve#steddie#stranger things#stranger things spoilers#byler#anti stancy#stranger things jancy#jancy#jancy endgame#steve and robin#st5#stranger things season 5#steve the hair harrington#steve and robin soulmates
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