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my-ants-are-anxious · 22 hours
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at my wedding yes i will have a maid of honour but why stop there. ill give all my maids titles. we will have a maid of hope. a maid of horror. a maid of horticulture. a maid of harm. a maid of healing. and of course. a maid of hogs
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Local Rusałka said sapphic rights. Have a good summer this year 💮 💮
> Art blog | Originals tag | Comic tag | Ko-fi 
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Yo I didn’t know the Zaku II was cool like that
(this will be available in the store :-))
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I love you PBS I love you NPR I love you public libraries I love you wikipedia I love you project gutenberg I love you librivox I love you libby I love you hoopla I love you openlibrary I love you internet archive I love you resources that make information free and accessible to the public
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“This bear dug a sitting pit to watch her favorite duckies”
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Abled Person: Hey man, can you hold this wad of $2,000 and this one penny for me while I open my wallet?
Disabled Person: YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER FOOL!
The United States Government:
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(Watch how many people don’t get this.)
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Older than history itself
What if the oldest vampire was a Neanderthal girl 🤔
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Wacky Lesbian Races
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Modeling went well until the hair.
Kart model is from here https://www.models-resource.com/custom_edited/mariocustoms/model/39929/
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If you have $15 to spare, please donate $5 to each of these campaigns
1. Hassan and Sajid they are a deaf Palestinian couple who desperately need food and medical care.
2. Aya Khalil lost her brother during the genocide and was not even able to have a funeral or even visit his grave. Their family has been displaced many many times and she now is fearing for the lives of her children .
3. Bilal is a software developer and graduate of al-azhar university desperate for a future
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Sleeby Sheepy
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College friendship is sending one of your friends who's graduating soon a giant list of monster theory and gothic horror academic reading recs so they can download as many PDFs as possible before they lose their university database access
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we are in a media literacy crisis
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So tired of being exhausted. Tired of not having enough in the tank to do the basics. Tired of being tired.
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my-ants-are-anxious · 11 days
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Idk who needs to hear this but take that early transition girl out. Dress her up all pretty and assure her that anyone who dares to say a negative word will have to contend with you. Do her makeup and gently talk her through the steps, do one eye for her and let her try the other one on her own. Kiss her lips and watch the way she grins like a maniac at the imprint that her black lipstick leaves behind. Take her out to the movies or to the mall, walk around and buy her a pair of good boots without letting her look at the price tag, watch the way she smiles shyly and swoons even while insisting she doesn't need them. Tell her 'My love. You loved them instantly and they had your size- it's fate, they're meant to be yours,' and then help her sit down in one of the mall chairs to put them on, watch the way she prances around in them like an excited little girl.
Hold her hand and talk to the lady at Rue 21 for her because you know she's insecure about her voice. Go in the dressing room with her and gently help her into the skirt she was eyeing- one foot, a second, shimmy, shimmy, up- followed by a wonderfully soft sweater that falls just right over her frame. Hug her from behind while she looks in the mirror and feels beautiful, basking in her euphoria. Whisper into her ear how proud you are of her- how brave she is, how beautiful, how honored you are to be able to share this journey with her.
Take her to dinner and kiss her while you wait for your food, run your hands down her freshly shaven arms and gently caress over the back of her neck. Offer her some of your ramen while you take a bite of her fried rice, and clumsily attempt to feed her a bite of sushi with some chopsticks.
And then. Take her home, with all the bags that now hold the beginnings of her new wardrobe, and help her hang them up, try them on. Let her have a fashion show and gently wipe her makeup off before sleep. Kiss her and caress her and shower her with affection, with praise and love and adoration. Let her melt into your arms and if she cries let the tears soak into your shirt. Gently caress her hair and say 'its okay, baby girl. I love making you feel beautiful,'
Or something, idk.
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