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I dearly wish to be the kind of person who employs a personal chef SO EXTRAORDINARY, that I can blackmail people into doing things for me with the mere threat of not being invited over to enjoy one of his meals.

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Being a Jeeves and Wooster fan means that sometimes I'm going to have "Sonny Boy" stuck in my head, unfortunately.

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hello Jeeves and Wooster fandom, I humbly offer these

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very good, sir

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but what does specific dream-rabbit mean?

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this is how I imagine Bertie looks every time he calls Jeeves in to fix one of his friend's nonsensical problems

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Sleepyhead

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Just reached the relevant scene via @my-pal-bertie , and every time I read or watch it I just think: has ANYONE, in the history of the universe, ever been so absolutely fucking delighted with life as Bertie Wooster when he’s just had it explained to him that the brother of the woman his aunt has been trying to strong-arm him into marrying is actually renowned con man Soapy Sid; that Sid and his “sister” stole Aunt Agatha’s pearls; that they almost successfully conned Bertie for the price of said pearls but were thwarted by Jeeves; and that Bertie, proof in hand, now gets to be the person to go break this scandal to his aunt? My contention: no. No they have not.

Like that is quite literally PG Wodehouse going “Sure sex is fine (I guess… I mean whatever), but has YOUR beloved retainer ever loved you enough to save you from engagement, rescue you from debt, and give you the means to rub your aunt’s face in the mud, all in one fell swoop, despite the fact that he can’t stand your scarlet cummerbund?? *DREAMY SIGHHHHHH*”

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The hour remained rather on the painful side of ack-emma, but the lark was on the wing, the snail on the thorn, and Jeeves in my room doing the important work of restoring this Wooster to the world, body and soul.

"Jeeves, you stand alone," I said after I had a bit of that.

"If I may be so bold, sir, I think I no longer do."

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Started binging victoriocity

Holy hell I don't think I've ever laughed this hard

Fair warning it has the britishest of humor I've ever heard

Poor detective Fleet, the only human in a muppet world and he's paying dearly for it

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Bertie Wooster: a summary

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Bertie Wooster: (in a crowd and can’t find Jeeves) This calls for drastic measures!

Bertie Wooster: (cups his hands over his mouth to make a megaphone) I SAY, THIS ALPINE HAT DOES MAKE ME LOOK DASHING, WHAT?

Jeeves: (from across the room, the sound of breaking teacups)

Bertie: There he is.

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Because they all make me so happy, here’s a list of canon things that Bertie calls Jeeves on a regular basis:

- a gazelle - a governess - his spouse - his parent - a god - a genie - a prince among men - a stuffed frog - a dignified mountain sheep - the united states marines - a marvel - a treasure - a gift to the human race - statuesque - ‘bronzed and fit’ - ‘broad-shouldered and chisle-jawed’ - in possession of a ‘noble profile’ - glimmeringly intelligent - stuffed to the brim with fish - the descendant of vikings - bursting with feudal spirit - a man of strong will - a knight in shining armour and, of course,

- soupy

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hugh laurie my feelings towards you are quite indescribable

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Is this anything