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so my friend made me watch this whole series and this was my main take-away

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The Underworld

Monster

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I have dug up what may potentially be, one of the oldest pictures of what was later to become, The Play That Goes Wrong

-this pic is dated April 22nd 2008

(From Henry Lewis's Facebook,

which I was NOT stalking....)

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Made a Grovebean compilation because I am always aggressively smashing their faces together in mind.

Anyways, please enjoy, I spent way too long plundering the depths of Cornley content and maxing out the storage on my phone 💀

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The only way Robert would come out is by trying to one-up somebody, so true

the cornley drama society as the onion’s coming out article

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This is so stupid, I'm not sorry

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I remain an unshakeable Grovebean truther

curious about something here, don't think i've seen a poll for this yet (though i may have just missed it!)

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Made a video edit to the song Cheerleader by Ashnikko for two of my favorite egotistical drama queens✌️

(CW for flashing lights, drug references & explicit language)

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I just saw barbie and i have Thoughts

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also i know he was a joke gimmick character but Allan was genuinely the most intriguing character in that movie to me from a gender standpoint- he’s existing outside of the barbie/ken binary but not necessarily in an eye-catching or interesting way; adjacent to ken but not quite ken enough to be a ken and definitely not a barbie but ends up grouped with the barbies when the kens take over; non-conforming and subversive but not really in a cool way like weird barbie. basically the point here is that michael cera is good at portraying vaguely transgender discomfort and i wish there was more allan in that movie for my own personal sake

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HE IS SO IMPORTANT TO ME ❤️❤️❤️

Spoilers (?) in tags

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allan reminded me a lot of my trans experience that's all I will not elaborate

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Don’t ask

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he's allan!! he's ken's buddy and all his clothes fit him!!!

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the fact that a bunch of Allan’s escaped Barbieland and became hit boyband group NSYNC is actually so insane and probably the best thing I have ever heard 

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going to see the barbie movie tomorrow🤭

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i am about to be allan’s #1 fan. if allan has a million fans, then i am one of them. if allan has ten fans, then i am one of them. if allan has only one fan then that is me. if allan has no fans, then that means i am dead.