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you're straight?
oh fuck no, god forbid
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Smash the patriarchy. End capitalism before it grinds us all down to dust. Save the planet. Tax the rich. Eradicate Republican policy/rhetoric.
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#get a man who looks at you the way geralt looks at jaskier
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I didn't know how badly I needed to see diversity in fantasy until I watched The Witcher. Not only did they quietly include women, disabed people and poc but they portrayed these characters with dignity. There was no LOOK HOW WOKE WE ARE. They just did it because that's the way it always should have been. I kept bracing for a rape scene, because fantasy and historical fiction always uses rape as plot, but it never came. Plus, Geralt is constantly sipping on that Respect Women juice and wearing down his leathers because he's dummy thicc.
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all I want from season 2 is geralt having No Clue how to parent and ciri making it incredibly difficult like
Geralt: what do you feed them?? what do you feed a human child?? i... bugs? do they eat bugs?
Ciri, feral little twelve yr old nightmare: yea I’ll eat bugs
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I had a thought
Geralt:
Ciri:
Jaskier:
Yennefer:
Queen Calanthe:
Fringilla (+ the rest of the nilfgaardians):
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this is good
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You'll never understand just how hard it is for me not to tell you just how much you mean to me.
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Management walking in on night shift shenanigans
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Night shift makes me wonder if people ever sleep?
Like….it’s 0300. Why are you asking me about the sacral dressing that you’ve had on for 12 hours NOW???
Why do you NEED lip balm at 0400????
It is midnight, the doctor is not going to be by soon???????
GO TO SLEEP??????????????
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hey when the fuck are things gonna get easier
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Future books written by myself.
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every time i look at the mystery gang i have this like visceral feeling that someone is missing. but nobody ever is. who are they. what happened to them
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LMAOOOOOOOOO
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