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Pat Hingle

Physique: Stocky Build Height: 5’ 10" (1.78 m)
Martin Patterson Hingle (July 19, 1924 – January 3, 2009) was the quintessential character actor whose face you'd recognize, even if you couldn't name him. He was the man who could make authority figures look both commanding and inviting. Born in Miami, Florida, Hingle's life was as dramatic off-screen as his roles were on it.





He served in the U.S. Navy during WWII, dropping out of the University of Texas to join the USS Marshall, then returned post-war to get a degree in radio broadcasting - perfect training for broadcasting his charm. Recalled during the Korean War, he served on the USS Damato, showing he knew how to navigate rough seas, which might just translate into handling other… turbulent situations.


His acting journey started in college, leading him to New York City where he soaked up knowledge at the American Theatre Wing and the Actors Studio. His Broadway debut in "End as a Man" was just the beginning of a career where he was lauded for roles in "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof" and "J.B." - plays hot enough to make you think about him in a different light.



Hingle's film career began with a whisper in "On the Waterfront" but grew to a roar with roles that made him the go-to for tough, reliable characters in films like "Splendor in the Grass," "Hang 'Em High," and "Norma Rae." On television, he was a guest star you'd welcome back into your living room… or bedroom.



Married twice, his first marriage to Alyce Faye Dorsey produced three children, while his second to Julia Wright added two more to his brood. His later years were marked by continued acting, including a role in the "1776" revival, showing he still had the stamina - even if off-stage, it might have been of a different kind.

Pat Hingle passed away from cancer in 2009, but his legacy in film and theater is like a fine wine, getting better with age, or perhaps like a good, sturdy partner who knows how to make every scene memorable.
Known for: Batman & Robin (1997) The Quick and the Dead (1995) Batman (1989) Maximum Overdrive (1986)
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Sean Spicer

Physique: Average Build Height: 5’ 8" (1.73 m)
Sean Michael Spicer (born September 23, 1971) is not just the former 30th White House Press Secretary under President Trump; he's also the man who could've made press conferences a lot more interesting if they were held in a bedroom. Serving from 2017, he was also the White House Communications Director. Before that, he was spinning the narrative for the Republican National Committee from 2011 to 2017.





Hailing from Manhasset, New York, and raised in the East Bay of Rhode Island, Sean's academic journey took him through Connecticut College where he bagged a BA in government, and later, a master's from the Naval War College in national security - perfect for a man who knows how to secure your… interest. His career kicked off in the late '90s, spinning for GOP reps.



Appointed White House press secretary on December 22, 2016, Spicer's tenure was marked by his unique way of "stretching" the truth, which, let's face it, could have been a lot of fun in private. He resigned in July 2017 but continued to linger around the White House like an ex you can't quite get over.
Post-White House, Spicer wrote a memoir, shook his ass on "Dancing with the Stars" - proving he can indeed move that ass in more ways than one - and even hosted a political talk show on Newsmax TV, keeping the public engaged… or at least, talking.





Married to Rebecca Miller, with whom he shares two kids, they reside in Alexandria, Virginia. His penchant for colorful socks is well-known, but let's talk about his other talents - like those dance moves that suggest he knows how to keep things lively in the bedroom.

And since we've seen him on "Dancing with the Stars", we know he's got rhythm, which, let's be honest, is a huge plus when you're thinking about how that might translate into some very private performances.
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Anthony Albanese

Physique: Average build Height: 5′ 10″ (1.78 m)
Anthony Norman Albanese (born 2 March 1963) is not just Australia's 31st Prime Minister since 2022; he's also the man who makes politics look like it could be fun in the bedroom. He's been leading the Labor Party (ALP) since 2019 and has been the MP for Grayndler since 1996. Before that, he was the 15th Deputy PM under Rudd's second term, where he probably learned all the best ways to negotiate... anything.





Born in Sydney, this "nerdy hot" guy studied economics at the University of Sydney, which might explain why he's so good at figuring out how to spend time with constituents. He joined the Labor Party as a student, worked his way up from research officer to elected official, and has been in the shadow cabinet since 2001 - because who doesn't love a bit of mystery?





Albanese was once married to Carmel Tebbutt, sharing a son, but he's now engaged to Jodie Haydon, with wedding bells set to chime post-election. He's a delightful blend of Italian and Irish charm, describing himself as a "non-practicing Catholic", which might just mean he's practicing other, more interesting things.
A music enthusiast and a die-hard South Sydney Rabbitohs fan, he also cheers for Hawthorn in Aussie rules football, proving he's not just about politics but also about keeping the cultural pulse of Australia.

And let's be real, that "nerdy hot" vibe? It's the kind that makes you want to ask him about economic policy while secretly hoping he'll show you his collection of rare vinyl records. Or maybe just his collection of policy documents. Either way, it's a win.
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Ken Howard

Physique: Stout/Stocky Height: A breathtaking 6’ 6¾"
Kenneth Joseph Howard Jr. (March 28, 1944 – March 23, 2016), the man who could make you feel both historically romantic and athletically inspired. Known for his portrayal of Thomas Jefferson in 1776, he brought a new kind of revolution to my heart. But his role as Ken Reeves in The White Shadow? That was where he truly coached his way into my affections.





Howard wasn't just about the height; he clinched a Tony for Child's Play and an Emmy for Grey Gardens, proving he was a multifaceted talent. As the National President of the Screen Actors Guild, he was a giant in more ways than one, leading the charge in the merger that formed SAG-AFTRA.





From El Centro, California, to the stages of Broadway, Ken's journey was one of passion and versatility. He ditched Yale drama for the bright lights of theater, making his debut in Promises, Promises, but it's his film career that spanned from Tell Me That You Love Me, Junie Moon to Joy that kept us all watching.



Married three times, with his longest marriage to Linda Fetters, Ken was not just a screen legend but a loving partner. His health battles couldn't diminish his impact, though they sadly led to his passing in 2016, just shy of his 72nd birthday.
Known For: J. Edgar (2011) Rambo (2008) Michael Clayton (2007) 1776 (1972)

Ken Howard was more than an actor; he was a phenomenon. His height, his voice, his presence - all combined to make him unforgettable, and oh, how I wish I could've been on his team.
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Joseph P. Kennedy Sr.

Physique: Sturdy, somewhat stocky build Height: 5'10" (178 cm)
Joseph Patrick Kennedy Sr. (September 6, 1888 – November 18, 1969), the granddaddy of American political dynasties, was not just a businessman, investor, philanthropist, and politician but also a certified panty-dropper of his time. Born on September 6, 1888, in Boston, Massachusetts, this Irish Catholic lad from humble beginnings climbed the ladder to sit atop the world of wealth and influence.





After gracing the halls of Harvard with his presence in 1912, where he no doubt charmed many a blushing co-ed with his economics degree, Joe jumped into banking before diving headfirst into a smorgasbord of industries. He made a killing in the stock market, which was just the beginning of his financial escapades. He then became one of Hollywood's first millionaires, not just for his business savvy but let's be real, because he was probably smoldering in a suit while producing films.



He capitalized on the end of Prohibition by diving into liquor importation, which, let's face it, was probably just an excuse to throw some epic parties where he could show off his charm. Appointed by FDR as the first chairman of the SEC, he cleaned up Wall Street, but not before making a fortune there himself.



As U.S. Ambassador to the United Kingdom, he was known for his controversial views, but let's focus on the fact that he had the kind of charisma that could make even the Queen blush.





Married to Rose Fitzgerald, the couple had nine children, but Joe's extracurricular activities were more like a full-time job. He had a Rolodex of romantic escapades that would make most blush, from dazzling Hollywood starlets like Gloria Swanson and Marlene Dietrich to allegedly dipping his toe in the girlfriend pool of his own sons. His nine-year affair with his secretary, Janet Des Rosiers? That was just him keeping it professional, I guess.

Joseph P. Kennedy Sr. left this world on November 18, 1969, in Hyannis Port, Massachusetts, after a stroke in 1961 turned him from a lion into a lion in winter. But let's not focus on that; let's remember him in his prime - a man who could finance a dynasty, charm the pants off of anyone, and still have the energy to make history.
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Mitch Thompson

Mitch Thompson isn't just a baseball coach; he's the head honcho of the Baylor Bears' batting lineup, and let's just say, I wouldn't mind if he coached me in more… intimate settings.



Born in Goodland, Kansas, Mitch's journey from Cloud County to Fort Hays State was more than just a path to becoming a two-time Academic All-American; it was the start of a journey that would make me want to slide into his DMs.
His coaching gig started at Mississippi State in 1990, where I bet he was turning heads with more than just his baseball strategies. After a brief, tantalizing detour at Radford University, he returned to Mississippi State, probably leaving a trail of broken hearts.
Joining Baylor in '95 as the hitting coach, Mitch didn't just hit home runs; he hit them out of the park in terms of success, leading to three Big 12 titles and a College World Series appearance in 2005. His recruitment skills? Legendary. He could probably recruit me into his bedroom with those stats.




Then, in 2013, he took over at McLennan Community College, turning it into a baseball behemoth with accolades that could make any academic swoon. But let's talk about that GPA – maintaining a 3.0 while being that hot? That's some next-level multitasking.





He returned to Baylor in 2022 as head coach, bringing with him a reputation that's as rock-hard as… well, you know where I'm going with this.

Married to Amber, with two daughters, Mary Conley and Caroline, both Baylor alumni. But let's be real, if I had to choose between watching a game or watching Mitch, I'd be in the stands, but for entirely different reasons.

So here's to Mitch Thompson, the man who could make me cheer for baseball, or anything else he's coaching, really. Keep swinging, Coach; you've got at least one very enthusiastic fan here, ready to learn any lesson you're willing to teach.
Head Coaching Record Overall 42���66 (NCAA DI) 372–138–1 (NJCAA) Tournaments: NCAA: 0–0
Accomplishments and Honors Championships: NJCAA National (2021) 4x Region 5 Tournament (15,17,21–22) 3x NTJCAC Regular Season (16–17,21)
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David Somerset, 11th Duke of Beaufort

Physique: Lean, Athletic Build Height: 6’ (1.83 m)
David Robert Somerset, 11th Duke of Beaufort GCC (23 February 1928 – 16 August 2017), who graced the title of Duke in '84, was more than just an English peer; he was a land baron with a love for fox hunting, fine art, and fucking with hunt saboteurs. As chairman of Marlborough Fine Art, he knew beauty, whether it was hanging on a wall or writhing beneath him. He was notorious for his clashes with those who'd dare interrupt his hunt, perhaps because he liked his chases both on horseback and in the sheets. He was also the Hereditary Keeper of Raglan Castle—imagine the kinky possibilities—and President of the British Horse Society.



Born in the heart of London's elite, Marylebone, he was schooled at Eton, where I'm sure he learned more about seduction than Latin. Joining the Coldstream Guards in '46, he rose to lieutenant by '49, proving he could handle both weapons and, one imagines, the kind you keep under the covers. His lineage? A royal fuck-fest tracing back to Edward III, with some spicy, illegitimate twists.



He inherited the dukedom in '84 because his cousin Henry didn't manage to sire any sons, but thank fuck he did because David was the epitome of what you'd want in a duke: drop-dead gorgeous, with a roguish charm that could strip you naked with a look, and a physique that begged to be explored.


He married twice; first to Lady Caroline Jane Thynne in 1950, popping out four kids, and then to Miranda Elisabeth Morley in 2000, keeping his bed company. His son Harry got the title, hopefully along with his father's knack for seduction.



David was intimately involved with the Badminton Horse Trials, coming second in '59, giving us all a visual feast of him in those scandalously tight jodhpurs. His estate was where he played lord over more than just land—definitely a place for both equestrian and more personal jousting.



He left this world on August 16, 2017, at his Badminton Estate, but not before leaving a legacy of lust, fine art, and a wardrobe that could make anyone want to get down and dirty. My attraction? It's all about imagining what those tight breeches were barely containing, the promise of a duke who knew how to ride more than just horses.

Rest in peace, you magnificent bastard. You were a duke not just of land but of lust.
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Linas Linkevičius

Physique: Husky Build Height: 5' 10"
Linas Antanas Linkevičius (born 6 January 1961) is a Lithuanian diplomat who has formerly served in the cabinet as Minister of Foreign Affairs and Minister of National Defence. He is currently Lithuania's Ambassador to Sweden.





Born in Vilnius, Lithuania, Linkevičius graduated from the Kaunas 7th Secondary School with a gold medal. From 1978-1983, he studied at the Faculty of Automation of Kaunas Polytechnic Institute, graduating with an electrical engineering degree. During the rest of the 80s, he served as secretary of the local Lithuanian Komsomol district in Panemunė.



Linkevičius served as minister of National Defence from 1993 to 1996 and from 2000 to 2004. He was the Lithuanian Permanent Representative to NATO from 2005 until 2011. In December 2012 Linkevičius was appointed Minister of Foreign Affairs. On 19 December 2023, President Gitanas Nausėda signed a decree on his appointment as ambassador to Sweden. He took up his duties on January 15.



A handsome man and look at that body. Those tits and ass! Of course he’s straight, being married with two daughters. What man I wanted to fuck isn’t married. You know the sex he got would never have been that good. Man, I would do things to him. What else? In addition to Lithuanian, he knows English, Russian and Polish. Mmm… I can hear moaning now as I slide my cock inside him.

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Jerry Jones

Physique: Average Build Height: 6’ (1.83 m)
Jerral Wayne “Jerry” Jones Sr. (born October 13, 1942) is an American businessman who is the owner, president, and general manager of the Dallas Cowboys of the NFL, one of the world’s most valuable sports teams. Since he acquired the franchise in 1989, Dallas has won three Super Bowls (1993, 1994, and 1996). Jones is among the league’s most influential owners and is sometimes called the “shadow commissioner.” He has an estimated net worth of $16.1 billion, the majority of which can be accounted for as being his ownership stake in the Cowboys.





Born in Los Angeles, CA, and moved to North Little Rock, AR as a child. Jones enrolled at the University of Arkansas, co-captaining the 1964 national championship football team. The following year he graduated with a B.S. in business administration and later that year received an M.F.A. Following graduation, he became an executive vice president at his family's insurance company. After selling it, the Joneses established Buena Vista Animal Paradise.


In 1989, Jones purchased the Dallas Cowboys for $140 million. Under Jones, the team achieved success, elevating the franchise's value to an estimated $10 billion. He played a pivotal role in securing lucrative TV deals, contributing to the NFL's financial prosperity. Criticized for his high visibility and controversial decisions as both owner and general manager, Jones remains a polarizing figure among fans.





Jones married Eugenia Chambers in 1963 and together they have three children: Stephen (fuckable), Charlotte (hitable) and Jerry Jones Jr. (hitable). Wait… in 2022, Jones was served with legal action by a 25-year-old woman who claimed that he is her biological father. I'm shocked. Shocked I tell you. Well… not that shocked if you've seen pics of him and strippers that surfaced online.


Anyways… when first won three Super Bowls, I never wanted to fuck him more. Then he hit the wall, team wise and looks. Recently, he’s become fuckable to me again and I don’t know why? Maybe it all the thots throwing themselves at him that’s got me all horned up for Jones. Now I’m not saying he’s hitting any of them. Just that he looks like the type that would.

Career Highlights and Awards As Owner: 3× Super Bowl champion (XXVII, XXVIII, XXX) 2014 NFL Executive of the Year
As Player: National champion (1964)
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Bill Parcells

Physique: Husky Build Height: 6’ 2" (1.88 m)
Duane Charles "Bill" Parcells (born August 22, 1941) is an American former football coach who served as a head coach in the NFL for 19 seasons. He came to prominence as the head coach of the New York Giants from 1983 to 1990, where he won two Super Bowl titles. Parcells was later the head coach of the New England Patriots from 1993 to 1996, the New York Jets from 1997 to 2000, and the Dallas Cowboys from 2003 to 2006. Nicknamed "the Big Tuna", he is the only NFL coach to lead four different franchises to the playoffs and three to a conference championship game. He was inducted to the Pro Football Hall of Fame in 2013.





Handsome and if you look closely you will note that he has a thick ass. This is the kind of man I could spend hours with. Sure, he's getting on in years, but I'd still eat his Big Tuna if you know what I mean… and I think you do.



Born in Englewood, New Jersey, Parcells grew up in the nearby town of Hasbrouck Heights. Upon graduating from high school, Parcells arrived at Colgate University. He soon transferred to the University of Wichita (now known as Wichita State University), where he played linebacker and earned a physical education degree. He had a solid college career as a linebacker and was chosen by the Detroit Lions during the seventh round of the NFL’s 1964 draft. Parcells was cut during training camp, however, and immediately turned to coaching.





Over the next 15 years Parcells held assistant coaching positions at Hastings (Nebraska) College, Wichita State, the United States Military Academy, Florida State University, Vanderbilt University, and Texas Tech University. He received his first head coaching job at the United States Air Force Academy in Colorado Springs, Colorado, in 1978. In 1981 Parcells returned to the Giants as defensive coordinator before being promoted to head coach at the end of 1982. He quickly developed the Giants into a powerhouse team.




Divorced with 3 grown daughters: Suzanne, Dallas and Jill. Parcells pretty much seems to have lived and breathed football his entire life. There isn't much else I can say about him. He's lovely looking and I'd love to fuck him.

Career Highlights and Awards 2× Super Bowl champion (XXI, XXV) 2× AP NFL Coach of Year (1986, 1994) Sporting News NFL Coach of Year (1986) 2× Pro Football Weekly NFL Coach of Year (1986, 1994) Maxwell Football Club NFL Coach of Year (1994) NFL 1990s All-Decade Team New York Giants Ring of Honor New England Patriots All-1990s Team
Head Coaching Record Regular season: NFL: 172–130–1 (.569) NCAA: 3–8 (.273) Postseason: 11–8 (.579) Career: 183–138–1 (.570)
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Constantine II of Greece

Physique: Average Build Height: 5′9″ (1.75 m)
Constantine II (Greek: Κωνσταντίνος Βʹ, romanized: Konstantínos II; 2 June 1940 – 10 January 2023; aged 82) was the last King of Greece, reigning from 6 March 1964 until the abolition of the Greek monarchy on 1 June 1973.





Born in Athens as the only son of Crown Prince Paul and Crown Princess Frederica of Greece. After spending World War II in exile in South Africa, Constantine returned to Greece in 1946. When his father became King Paul I in 1947, Constantine became crown prince; he succeeded to the throne upon his father’s death on March 6, 1964. From 1955, Constantine served in all three branches of the Hellenic Armed Forces, attending the requisite military academies. He also attended the NATO Air Force Special Weapons School in Germany, as well as the University of Athens, where he took courses in the school of law.


When a military coup forestalled the election he was planning for that year, he immediately fled to Rome with his family. The military regime retained control of the monarchy and appointed a regent in Constantine’s place, granting the king a free return if he so desired. On June 1, 1973, the military regime ruling Greece proclaimed a republic and abolished the Greek monarchy. A referendum on July 29, 1973, confirmed these actions. Constantine, who had protested the vote of 1973, accepted the result.





The former king is married with five children, enjoys classical music (opera and ballet), spending time with his grandchildren and re-visiting favorite places in Greece with his family. He’s also a former competitive sailor and Olympian, winning a gold medal in the 1960 Rome Olympics in the Dragon class. Personally I think he is cute (and interesting) and if he wants to experience man on man sex, I am more than willing to help make that dream a reality for him. I’m nice like that.


Constantine suffered multiple health problems in his final years, including heart conditions and decreased mobility. On 6 January 2023, he was admitted to the intensive care unit of the private Hygiea hospital in Athens in critical condition after suffering a stroke. He died 4 days later, on 10 January 2023, at the age of 82.

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Jacek Saryusz-Wolski

Physique: Husky Build Height: 5' 10"
Jacek Emil Saryusz-Wolski (born 19 September 1948) is a Polish diplomat and PiS politician. He has been a Member of the European Parliament (MEP) since June 2004. He served as vice president of the European Parliament (2004–2007). Saryusz-Wolski is chairman of the executive board of the “Foundation College of Europe”, in charge of the Natolin campus of the College of Europe.





Handsome and just look at that body. I’d vote for him (if I was Polish) purely on looks.
Saryusz-Wolski graduated from the First High School of "Nicolaus Copernicus" in Łódź and he obtained a degree in economics from the University of Łódź. He also completed postgraduate studies at the Centre Européen Universitaire in Nancy, France. In the 1970s he was a lecturer on the European Communities at the University of Łódź and in the 1980s he was an assistant professor in the Department of Socialist Political Economy of the University of Łódź.



Saryusz-Wolski was nominated the first Polish plenipotentiary for European integration and foreign aids when this office was created in 1991. He held this position till 1996, despite the frequent government changes. He returned to the government in 2000, when the prime minister Jerzy Buzek nominated him a secretary in the European Integration Committee.





Saryusz-Wolski comes from a family of the Jelita coat of arms. Of course Saryusz-Wolski is married to his wife, Grazyna, a professor in English literature at Lodz University and together the couple have a son and a daughter. So I guess I’ll settle for pics of him in a tight fitting shirt. Who am I kidding. I want nudes.

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Willem-Alexander of the Netherlands

Physique: Average Build Height: 6′ 2¾″ (1.90 m)
Willem-Alexander (Dutch: [ˈʋɪləm aːlɛkˈsɑndər]; Willem-Alexander Claus George Ferdinand; born 27 April 1967) is King of the Netherlands, having acceded to the throne following his mother’s abdication in 2013.





He didn't do anything for me when he was clean shaven, but give him a beard and he might possibly be the only fuckable member of the Dutch Royal family that I’ve seen. So far.


Born in Utrecht, Netherlands during the reign of his maternal grandmother, Queen Juliana, as the eldest child of Princess Beatrix and Prince Claus. He became Prince of Orange as heir apparent upon his mother's accession on 30 April 1980. He went to public primary and secondary schools in the Netherlands, and an international sixth-form college in Wales. He served in the Royal Netherlands Navy, and studied history at Leiden University.



Willem-Alexander succeeded his mother as monarch upon her abdication in 2013. He is the first man to hold this position since the death of his great-great-grandfather William III in 1890, as the intervening three monarchs—his great-grandmother Wilhelmina, his grandmother Juliana and his mother Beatrix—had all been women.





In 2002, Willem-Alexander married Argentine-born Máxima Zorreguieta and they have three daughters: Catharina-Amalia, Alexia, and Ariane. Willem-Alexander is interested in sports, his personal pursuits included tennis, running, skiing, and skating. He's also an avid pilot, he flew as a volunteer for charitable organizations in Africa. I have no other research to offer you. I’m afraid I spent all that time j/o the king.

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Robert Kraft

Physique: Average Build Height: 5’ 7" (1.7 m)
Robert Kenneth Kraft (born June 5, 1941) is an American billionaire businessman. He is the founder, chairman and CEO of the Kraft Group, a diversified holding company with assets in paper and packaging, sports and entertainment, real estate development, and a private equity portfolio. He is internationally recognized as the owner of the six-time Super Bowl winning NFL franchise, the New England Patriots. He also owns the New England Revolution of MLS, which he founded in 1996, and the esport-based Boston Uprising, which Kraft founded in 2017. As of July 2024, he has an estimated net worth of US$11.1 billion according to Forbes.





Born in Brookline, MA, after earning a bachelor’s degree (1963) at Columbia University and an M.B.A. (1965) at Harvard Business School, Kraft went to work at Rand-Whitney, a manufacturer of paper packaging that was controlled by his father-in-law, Jacob Hiatt. Kraft bought out half of Hiatt’s interest in 1968 and took complete control in 1972. In 1972 he founded International Forest Products to trade in wood, pulp, and paper products. He created the Kraft Group in 1998 as a holding company for Rand-Whitney, International Forest Products, and his family’s other interests, most notably in the field of sports.


Kraft’s first sports-related venture was the Boston Lobsters, a team in Billie Jean King’s World Team Tennis (WTT) league. He acquired the New England Patriots in January 1994, paying $172 million, the highest price for an NFL team up to that time. In 2000 Kraft hired Bill Belichick as head coach, and the move helped transform the Patriots into one of the NFL’s dominant teams, winning six Super Bowls (2002, 2004, 2005, 2015, 2017, and 2019). In 1996 Kraft and his family also founded the New England Revolution, which played in the Major League Soccer league.





Lets see… twice married, Kraft married Myra Nathalie Hiatt in 1963 and together the couple had four sons: Jonathan A. Kraft, Daniel A. Kraft, Joshua M. Kraft, and David H. Kraft. She died on July 20, 2011, of ovarian cancer, at the age of 68. In June 2012, Kraft began dating actress Ricki Noel Lander, who was 38 years his junior, later breaking up in 2018. In 2019, Kraft was charged with two counts of soliciting prostitution, but the charges were dropped the following year. In 2022, Kraft married his partner, Dana Blumberg.


Kraft proves two theories of mine. First: He as more than two children, so my loves to fuck theory applies. Second: If a man who was married for a long time (over 45 years) and loses his wife by divorce or in this case, death. Would go CRAZY for some new strange. He’s fucking a twenty something model/wanna be actress, getting blow jobs at cheap massage parlors and hanging around rappers. Strippers/groupies anyone. And included in all that, experimenting in man on man sex. Allegedly. Allegedly. But you can’t tell me he hasn’t had his dick sucked by a man.

Career Highlights and Awards 6× Super Bowl champion (XXXVI, XXXVIII, XXXIX, XLIX, LI, LIII) George Halas Award (2012) Theodore Roosevelt Award (2006) U.S. Open Cup (2007)
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Mike Rounds

Physique: Husky Build Height: 5' 8" (173 cm)
Marion Michael “Mike” Rounds (born October 24, 1954) is an American businessman and politician serving as the junior United States senator from South Dakota since 2015. A member of the Republican Party, he served as the 31st governor of South Dakota from 2003 to 2011.





Born in Huron, SD, Rounds was raised in Pierre, SD. After graduating from South Dakota State University with a degree in political science (B.S., 1977), he worked in insurance and real estate. He was elected to the South Dakota Senate in 1990, representing the 24th district until 2001. Rounds ran for governor of South Dakota in 2002, defeating Democrat Jim Abbott. He was reelected in 2006, but was term limited from running for a third term in 2010.




In 2014, Rounds was elected to the United States Senate, succeeding retiring Democrat Tim Johnson. He was reelected in 2020 over Democratic nominee Dan Ahlers.





Sen. Rounds, who I affectionally call “Mike Pounds,” has four grown children and 11 grandchildren with wife, Jean Rounds who died at age 65 in 2021 two years after she was diagnosed with cancer. And now that he's single, maybe he'd like to try cock and pound some ass. I am more than willing to help make that dream a reality for him. What? He's a Republican. My chances are good.

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Paul Mazursky

Physique: Husky Build Height: 5’ 5" (1.65 m)
Irwin Lawrence "Paul" Mazursky (April 25, 1930 – June 30, 2014; aged 84) was an American film director, screenwriter, and actor. Known for his dramatic comedies that often dealt with modern social issues, he was nominated for five Academy Awards for Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice (1969), An Unmarried Woman (1978), Harry and Tonto (1974), and Enemies, A Love Story (1989).




Born in Brooklyn, New York, Mazursky graduated from Brooklyn College in 1951. After making his feature debut as an actor in Stanley Kubrick's Fear and Desire (1953), Mazursky went on to write for The Danny Kaye Show (CBS, 1963-67) while also penning the pilot episode for The Monkees (NBC, 1966-68). He directed his first movie with Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice (1969). He went on to direct several fine movies in the following decade, including Blume in Love (1973) and Harry and Tonto (1974), before having one of his biggest hits with the feminist-themed An Unmarried Woman (1978).




Mazursky continued to charm audiences with Moscow on the Hudson (1984) while having perhaps his greatest box office success with Down and Out in Beverly Hills (1986). Following an atypical effort with the tragic-comic Enemies: A Love Story (1989), Mazursky began to stumble as a director with Scenes from a Mall (1991) and The Pickle (1993). While leaving feature directing largely behind, Mazursky made acting appearances in several movies and on television shows, while making clear as the years passed that he had left the director's chair for good. Mazursky died in Los Angeles on June 30, 2014 at the age of 84.





Mazursky was married to librarian and social worker Betsy Mazursky (née Purdy) from 1953 until his death. They had two daughters, Meg and Jill. Mazursky was an atheist.

Known for An Unmarried Woman (1978) Harry and Tonto (1974) Blume in Love (1973) Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice (1969)
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Rainier III, Prince of Monaco

Physique: Average Build Height: 5’ 9" (1.75 m)
Rainier III (Rainier Louis Henri Maxence Bertrand Grimaldi; 31 May 1923 – 6 April 2005; aged 81) was Prince of Monaco from 1949 to his death in 2005. Rainier ruled the Principality of Monaco for almost 56 years, making him one of the longest-ruling monarchs in European history. He was crucially responsible for the transformation of Monaco’s economy, shifting from its traditional casino gambling base to its current status as a tax haven and cultural destination. The Prince also coordinated the substantial reforms of Monaco’s constitution, which limited the powers of sovereign rule.





Born at the Prince's Palace of Monaco, the only son of Hereditary Princess Charlotte and Prince Pierre. Rainier's early education was conducted in England, at the public schools of Summerfields in St Leonards-on-Sea, Sussex, and after 1935 at Stowe School, in Buckinghamshire. Rainier then attended the Institut Le Rosey in Rolle and Gstaad, Switzerland from 1939, before continuing to the University of Montpellier in France, where he obtained a Bachelor of Arts degree in 1943, before studying at Sciences Po Paris in Paris. Rainier became the Sovereign Prince of Monaco upon the death of his maternal grandfather, Prince Louis II, on 9 May 1949, at the age of 25.





Rainier married American film star Grace Kelly in 1956, which generated global media attention. They had three children with one of them being highly fuckable Albert. Anyway, I can see why he pulled Grace Kelly. Prince of not, I’m saying yes to anything he would have offered. Watersports. Slapping nuns. Putting babies on spikes. OK, that last one was a joke and would have been an immediate no, but I would have thought about it. Again, look at him!


Rainier died in April 2005 from complications relating to a lung infection as a result of frequent smoking; he was succeeded by his son, Albert II.

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