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Timothy Laurence

Physique: Average Build Height: 6’ 3" (1.91 m)

Vice Admiral Sir Timothy James Hamilton Laurence, KCVO, CB, CSM, ADC (born 1 March 1955 -) is a retired Royal Navy officer and the second husband of Anne, Princess Royal, the only sister of King Charles III. Laurence was equerry to Queen Elizabeth II from 1986 to 1989.

Tall, handsome with a thin frame, Sir Timothy could get more than just a courtesy tap. He is also not considered a working royal, but over the years has supported his wife throughout her royal duties. He has accompanied her on royal events and royal tours.

Laurence met Princess Anne when he served as an equerry to Queen Elizabeth II in 1986, at a time when it was much rumored that her first marriage to Captain Mark Phillips was breaking down. Not hard to see why Anne fell for him. Apparently, the affair with her future husband eventually led to her official separation in 1989 and they later married in 1992. Personally, I think that was a lateral move. The couple never had any children of their own once they got married, but he's a supportive step-father to Anne's two children.

Anyway, I like to have some alone time with the Vice Admiral. Though the princess can join in.

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Alexander, Crown Prince of Yugoslavia

Born: July 17, 1945, Claridge's, Mayfair, London Physique: Average Build Height: 6′ 1″

Alexander, Crown Prince of Yugoslavia, is the head of the House of Karađorđević, the former royal house of the defunct Kingdom of Yugoslavia and its predecessor the Kingdom of Serbia. Alexander is the only child of King Peter II and his wife, Princess Alexandra of Greece and Denmark. He held the position of crown prince in the Democratic Federal Yugoslavia for the first four-and-a-half months of his life, until the declaration of the Federal People's Republic of Yugoslavia later in November 1945, when the monarchy was abolished. In public he claims the crowned royal title of "Alexander II Karađorđević" as a pretender to the throne.

The twice married with three sons, Alexander is known for his support of monarchism and his humanitarian work. He's another royal I spotted at His Majesty Charles III's coronation that I now want to do.

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Prince Andrew, Duke of York

Physique: Average Build Height: 6'0"

Prince Andrew, Duke of York, KG, GCVO, CD (born 19 February 1960 -) is a member of the British royal family, the third child and second son of Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, and a younger brother of King Charles III. Formerly regarded as the beloved son of the queen and decorated naval officer, whose behavioral antics throughout his career as a Royal brought scandal and disgrace to the 1200-year legacy of the British Royal Family.

When I first took note of Prince Andrew, I thought he was the most fuckable member of the British Royal family. Well… until the whole Jeffrey Epstein scandal and King Charles III’s ascension to the throne. After that, I found out he was arrogant, self-indulgent, and thoughtless of other people’s feelings and does stupid things out of hubris, to show that he can do them. Plus the 72 teddy bears on the bed thing. Still there is something about Randy Andy that makes me still want to fuck him. I just can’t explain it.

Currently, the disgraced Duke of York is stripped of his military and royal titles, stepped down from public duties and is living with his ex Fergie, including his daughters. Rumor has it, he’s looking to “reinvent himself.” And I’m more than ready to welcome him here and reinvent him… with my penis. What? I want to fuck a prince.

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Henrik, Prince Consort of Denmark

Physique: Husky Build Height: 5'11"

Prince Henrik of Denmark (born Henri Marie Jean André de Laborde de Monpezat; 11 June 1934 – 13 February 2018; aged 83) was the husband of Margrethe II of Denmark. He served as her royal consort from Margrethe's accession on 14 January 1972 until his death in 2018. Throughout his time as Prince consort, Henrik became known by reporters as “the world’s grumpiest royal,” due to his regular grievances with his life like his displeasure with the fact that he never received the title of king. And in 2016, he retired from official duties, renouncing the title of Prince Consort. In the time since, he was often in France at his private vineyard.

Before ugly duckling, King Charles III matured into a beautiful silverfox and I knew about Prince Andrew, Prince Henrik was my first prince charming. He was handsome, had an aristocratic manner, exemplified by his colorful clothes and thick French accent that made him PING LIKE HELL.

Henrik was born in the French commune of Talence near Bordeaux to an old French family, the Laborde de Monpezats. He spent his early years in Tonkin in French Indochina (now part of Vietnam), where his family had lived for many years.

The Queen and Prince Henrik had two sons, Crown Prince Frederik and Prince Joachim. Away from his marriage, Henrik was a published poet, an avid cook and a hands-on grandfather to his eight royal grandchildren. He was known to enjoy the convivial life aboard. With the wardrobe functions and gay rumors, the queen gave him a loose rein, and was less concerned by his friendships with ladies than with gentlemen.

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Prince Laurent of Belgium

Physique: Husky Build Height: 5'11"

Prince Laurent of Belgium (born 19 October 1963-) is the second son and youngest child of King Albert II and Queen Paola, and younger brother of King Philippe. Laurent's involvement with animal welfare and the environment, together with a relative lack of interest in protocol, has caused him to be dubbed by elements of the popular Belgian press as écolo-gaffeur (the eco-blunderer). Currently, he is 13th in the Belgian line of succession.

Handsome, a bit chunky, looks a bit ‘knowledgeable’, I think Prince Laurent is the most fuckable member of the Belgium Royal family. Sure, his older brother is the logical choice, being king and all. But like King III Charles and Prince Andrew of the British Royal family, I’d fuck Prince Laurent over Philippe of Belgium. What? You know I like ‘em big.

Of course he’s married and have three children. He was also involved in an alleged corruption scandal, but since it didn’t involve him being caught with some guy. I don’t care.

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Harald V of Norway

Physique: Average Build Height: 6′ 2″ (1.88 m)

Harald V (born 21 February 1937 -) is King of Norway. He succeeded to the throne on 17 January 1991 following his father's death. Harald was the third child and only son of King Olav V of Norway and Princess Märtha of Sweden. In 1940, as a result of the German occupation during World War II, the royal family went into exile. Harald spent part of his childhood in Sweden and the United States. He returned to Norway in 1945, and subsequently studied for periods at the University of Oslo, the Norwegian Military Academy, and Balliol College, Oxford.

Very handsome when he was young, but even though he's aged, doesn't mean I wouldn't have taken him to bed on a very regular basis. A keen sportsman, he represented Norway in sailing at the 1964, 1968, and 1972 Olympic Games, and later became patron of World Sailing.

Harald married Sonja Haraldsen in 1968, their relationship having initially been controversial due to her status as a commoner. They have two children, Märtha Louise and Haakon.

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Prince Edward, Duke of Edinburgh

Physique: Average Build Height: 6'0" (183 cm)

Prince Edward, Duke of Edinburgh, KG, GCVO, CD, ADC (Edward Antony Richard Louis; born 10 March 1964-) is a member of the British royal family. He is the youngest child of Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, and the youngest sibling of King Charles III. He was born 3rd in the line of succession to the British throne and is now 14th.

While not as desirable as Charles or Andrew, Edward does has something I’m finding attractive. Apparently in his youth, he was by far the most attractive British Royal to some and pinged to high heaven. What? He did work in theatre.

Married with two children, back in the early 90's, it's rumored he and some singer/actor were an item. Apparently it was the worst kept secret in town. Now with his parents are gone, his brother, King Charles III on a tear to economize the BRF and his other brother is a disgrace. Can Prince Edward finally live his true life? Rekindle the magic with his first real love? Keep a hot, ripped piece on the side (namely me). Indulge in his love of the (other) BBC without shame.

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Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh

Physique: Average Build Height: 6' 0"

Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh (born Prince Philip of Greece and Denmark, later Philip Mountbatten; 10 June 1921 – 9 April 2021), was the husband of Queen Elizabeth II. As such, he was the consort of the British monarch from Elizabeth's accession on 6 February 1952 until his death in 2021, making him the longest-serving royal consort in history. He served with distinction in the Royal Navy in the British Mediterranean and Pacific fleets. Philip left active military service when Elizabeth ascended the throne in 1952, having reached the rank of commander.

Considered a handsome man in his youth, Philip was a sports enthusiast who helped develop the equestrian event of carriage driving. He was a patron, president, or member of over 780 organizations, including the World Wide Fund for Nature, and served as chairman of The Duke of Edinburgh's Award, a youth awards programme for people aged 14 to 24.

He married Elizabeth on 20 November 1947 and together they had four children: Charles, Anne, Andrew, and Edward. Philip is the longest-lived male member of the British royal family. He retired from his royal duties on 2 August 2017, aged 96, having completed 22,219 solo engagements and 5,493 speeches since 1952. Philip died in 2021 at Windsor Castle, at the age of 99.

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Carl XVI Gustaf

Physique: Average Build Height: 5’ 10½" (1.79 m)

Carl XVI Gustaf (Carl Gustaf Folke Hubertus; born 30 April 1946 -) is King of Sweden. He ascended the throne on the death of his grandfather, Gustaf VI Adolf, on 15 September 1973 and is the longest-reigning monarch in Swedish history, having surpassed King Magnus IV's reign of 44 years and 222 days on 26 April 2018.

The King is passionate about the environment, technology, agriculture, trade and industry. He’s also has a keen interest in automobiles. The King is the honorary chairman of the World Scout Foundation, and often participates in Scout activities both in Sweden and abroad. That’s kinda fitting as he helped pitched a tent in my pants.

A handsome silverfox with a Jim Broadbent look to him, King Carl was seen as the perfect 21st-century monarch and an ordinary family man loved by his people. While his 45-year marriage to Queen Silvia was credited as a wonderful example of partnership with three children and eight grandchildren. For years, his only acknowledgement of a racier world was the stable of fast cars he enjoyed driving.

Then I find out he had wild sex parties with strippers, a lengthy affair with a singer in the 1990s and visited exclusive strip clubs during foreign visits; in Atlanta during the 1996 Olympics and in Slovakia in 2008. And after one big dinner ­celebrating a successful elk hunt, he is said to have enjoyed sex with two women at the same time. Shit... now I want to fuck him more.

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Albert II of Belgium

Physique: Average Build Height: 6'1"

Albert II (born 6 June 1934 -) is a member of the Belgian royal family who reigned as King of the Belgians from 1993 until his abdication in 2013. He is the son of King Leopold III and Queen Astrid, born princess of Sweden. He is the younger brother of Grand Duchess Joséphine-Charlotte of Luxembourg and King Baudouin, whom he succeeded upon Baudouin’s death in 1993. Albert II abdicate the throne for health reasons in 1993 and was succeeded by his son Philippe on 21 July 2013.

The former King is adorable. He definitely falls into the 'cute grandpa' category. Sure he’s getting on in years and a little past his best but I'd still do him in a heartbeat. And even if you think he is too old, he was a fucking king. You would fuck him and you know it.

He married Donna Paola Ruffo di Calabria (now Queen Paola), with whom he had three children; King Philippe, Princess Astrid and Prince Laurent with twelve grandchildren and three great-grandchildren. During the 60s, King Albert had an 18-year-affair with Belgian aristocrat that produced a second daughter, Princess Delphine. If I were alive in the 60s, Albert could have slept with me and not have to worry about admitting he fathered a child out of wedlock. What? He isn’t getting me pregnant.

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Charles III

Physique: Average Build Height: 5'10“ (1.78 m)

Charles III (born 14 November 1948 -) is King of the United Kingdom and the 14 other Commonwealth realms. The first child of Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh. Upon the death of his mother on Sept. 8, 2022, Charles acceded to the throne. He was the longest-serving heir apparent in British history and, at the age of 73, is the oldest person to ascend the British throne. Now one of the few fuckable member of the British Royal family over 50 with Prince Andrew, Prince Michael of Kent, Prince Richard, Duke of Gloucester and Prince Edward, Duke of Edinburgh on that list.

I've noticed, most British royalty seem to have one common trait. They are fugly as young guys, but mature into gorgeous daddies. And Charles is a prime example, having grown into his looks, every inch an elegant statesman. Now the handsomest of his brothers and King of the 14 realms, Charles is definitely one I should be wanting to be the secret gay lover too. What? It’s not like there wasn’t rumors of him having some.

Once married to the late Lady Diana Spencer in 1981, with whom he has two sons: William, Prince of Wales, and Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex. The couple divorced in 1996, after they had each engaged in well-publicised extramarital affairs. In 2005, Charles married his long-term partner, Camilla Parker Bowles. The grandfather of five is a keen gardener and enjoys tending to the organic garden in his countryside manor. Charles is a keen and accomplished watercolourist who has exhibited and sold a number of his works to raise money for his charities and also published books on the subject. He also has interests in traditional countryside practices such as hedge laying. Which is fitting as I'd like to lay his hedge.

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Prince Michael of Kent

Physique: Average Build Height: 6′ 0″

Prince Michael of Kent, GCVO, KStJ, CD (Michael George Charles Franklin; born 4 July 1942 -) is a member of the British royal family, who is 52nd in the line of succession to the British throne as of May 2023. Queen Elizabeth II and Michael were first cousins through their fathers, King George VI, and Prince George, Duke of Kent. He announced his retirement from public life in June 2022 as he approached his 80th birthday.

Prince Michael would occasionally represent Queen Elizabeth II at some functions in Commonwealth realms outside the United Kingdom during her reign. Otherwise, he manages his own consultancy business and undertakes various commercial work around the world. He has also presented some television documentaries on the royal families of Europe.

In 1978 he married Baroness Marie-Christine von Reibnitz and together have two children. He is a qualified Russian interpreter and also speaks fluent French as well as having a "working knowledge" of German and Italian. OK, I guess it's official. I'm a royalty fucker. I have yet to see a member of the British royal family that I wouldn't fuck. Wait… I wouldn't fuck his brother, Prince Edward. That’s the line.

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Philippe of Belgium

Physique: Average Build Height: 6'1"

Philippe or Filip (Dutch: Filip Leopold Lodewijk Maria; French: Philippe Léopold Louis Marie; born 15 April 1960 -) is King of the Belgians, having ascended the throne on 21 July 2013, following his father’s abdication. He is the eldest child of King Albert II and Queen Paola. He is back and forth as the most fuckable member of the Belgian Royal family with his younger brother, Prince Laurent of Belgium.

This guy is what royalty should look like. Tall, handsome, looks as good in a suit as he does in those royal uniforms when he has the rank of rear-admiral. Near perfection. If he’s looking for some side ass. A.K.A. a prince consort. I’ll be more than willing to move to Belgium and be on my knees blowing him any time he wants. What? Don’t you bend a knee every time you greet royalty? I’m just adding an extra step.

He married Countess Mathilde d'Udekem d'Acoz (now Queen Mathilde), with whom he has four children. Wait.. there were rumors that King Philippe might be gay. I’m shocked. Well, shocked there were rumors that he was gay and none for the OBVIOUS Prince Laurent. Now that I think about it. I can see it. Plus whether true or not, it makes Philippe way hotter in my eyes.

Anyway, in his free free time, he likes to read and play sports. The King goes jogging regularly, and is especially keen on kite surfing. He also plays the piano and is an avid painter. I have no other research to offer you. I'm afraid I spent all those hours when I was looking him up online, fantasizing him knighting me… with his penis.

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Abdullah II of Jordan Born: January 30, 1962, Amman, Jordan Physique: Average Build Height: 5'6''(1.67 m)

Abdullah II bin Al-Hussein is King of Jordan, having ascended the throne on 7 February 1999. He is a member of the Hashemite dynasty, who have been the reigning royal family of Jordan since 1921, and is considered a 41st-generation direct descendant of the Islamic prophet Muhammad. Popular locally and internationally for maintaining Jordanian stability, and is known for promoting interfaith dialogue and a moderate understanding of Islam.

Thanks to His Majesty Charles III's coronation, I've discovered this handsome pocket daddy of a King. Abdullah is married with four children and listed skydiving, motorcycling, water sports and collecting ancient weapons as his interests and hobbies, and is a fan of the science-fiction series Star Trek. Damn... he's a trekkie. Now I want to fuck him a little more.

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Lord Ivar Mountbatten Born: March 9, 1963, London, United Kingdom Physique: Average Build

Lord Ivar Alexander Michael Mountbatten, DL is a British aristocrat, farmer, geologist and businessman. Although he is not a member of the official British royal family, he is the first member of the British monarch's extended family openly in a same-sex relationship, and upon marrying his partner James Coyle in 2018 was the first to have a same-sex wedding.

The so called "first gay royal," although technically not one, have three daughters with his former wife. In 2015, he converted their former home, Bridwell Park, into an exclusive-use venue for weddings, corporate functions, and business events. I don't know anything else about him, other than I want to fuck him. However, judging a book by it's cover, he looks to be the bottom in his marriage. And his husband looks like he could give a good dick. 

What? It's not like I'm imagining a three way between us. 

OK, you got me. I was.

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David Manners, 11th Duke of Rutland Born: May 8, 1959, England Physique: Husky Build

David Charles Robert Manners, 11th Duke of Rutland, is a British hereditary peer and landowner. Rutland is the elder son of Charles Manners, the 10th Duke of Rutland. He succeeded his father in the titles on 4 January 1999. The Duke was a high-profile supporter of the UK Independence Party (UKIP) and has hosted fundraising events at Belvoir Castle.

Judging a book by its cover, he seems like the type who fucks a lot and will cheat as soon as he's not getting enough sex. Wait... so he's separated in 2012 from his wife with whom he had five children. Called it. And they've been living together ever since his affair with separate partners.