"If i had a nickle for every time a fucked up scifi western rewrote my brain chemistry, I'd have two nickles. It's not a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice." | Myde | 30+ | actual squid person | AO3 | My Writing on tumblr | Misc Writing Stuff | further links to be added | (Mobile and dashboard header of Midnighter and Apollo from DC Pride 2021)
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me checking this dumb stupid idiot app everyday like there's a daily login bonus
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upsides of listening to music:
music yay yay yay!!!!!! yaaaaay!!!! yipee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
downsides of listening to music
if you listen to the right song for the first time while in a certain headspace you will be changed forever as your soul shutters and warps and contorts into new forms never before seen
get an idea for an animatic you will never finish
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there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar
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why is it 90 the grease at 830pm. at night.
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babe wake up, full canon accurate and up-to-date map of the star wars galaxy just dropped
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Wishing all BDSM kinksters some restrained summer fun this season
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Guess who just watched sonic 3
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the mad max franchise really has human nature down to a T because literally day two of the apocalypse I'd be wearing my fetish gear in public 24/7 and insisting that people call me Dementus
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I hate when a tiny stupid thing pushes you over the edge and makes you freak the fuck out because it makes you look like a completely irrational tar pit of a human being. Like no I promise this is warranted just maybe not about that specifically I swear I'm well adjusted. Come closer stick your fingers in my cage
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