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✖ ━ What’s something you’re very curious about?  

(( After-death care and grief culture. I have Opinions on how death is handled where I live and wish to help change it, so I work on educating myself on how post-death care is handled around the world and throughout history, as well as wanting to see what kinds of grieving processes are healthier than what we have now. ))

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❣ ━ If you could marry one fictional character, which one and why?

(Also, Hello! I like your blog! :3)

(( Hmm... as a polyamorous person, choosing just one is tough! I think I'd choose John Watson, especially Frogwares Watson! ))

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clumbos of varying quality... endlessly trying to figure out how to draw him 🚶‍♂️

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“Ah, I’ve heard about your Sherlockian gifts. What gave me away?”

Columbo couldn't help but crack a smile at the young man's compliment.

"Gee, Sherlockian, huh? I dunno if I'd go that far, but I sure am flattered. I've just heard all kindsa stories about the guy going around solving all sorts of problems... what an exhausting reputation, huh?" he shook his head a bit, still smiling a bit as he looked down towards his various pockets.

He really needed to set designated pockets for things... but he could never remember to keep up with those.

"Y'see, I tend to do a bit of helping from time to time. A lot less fighting though, I'm a bit too old for that now... but getting to the bottom of things, that's how I try and help," he pulled a pre-cut cigar from his pocket and smiled to it in a bit of relief.

"I was thinking maybe I could offer my assistance to the guy who's doin' so much. My wife's always going on about all the stories coming in from the major cities, and you sure do have quite the reputation in all her favorite gossip-intel spots. She could be an info broker, I tell ya what. She'd be good at it, but she's got too big of a heart to really go far in that kinda field... what was I saying? Oh, right!"

At that moment, his free hand had been able to locate a small lighting implement to light up his cigar.

"Where are my manners? The name's Columbo, but it seems like you might already know that. What would ya like me to call you, sir?" he moved to put his cigar in his mouth so he could hold it in his teeth, freeing up one of his hands to stretch out in an offer of a handshake.

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"Do not fool yourself; you cannot lie to me."

"Ah gee, I'm not trying to get anything past you, sir. You're clearly too clever for those kindsa tricks.. I tell you what, my wife sir, she says she can read me like an open book. Specifically a picture book, she says she doesn't even need any text to know exactly what I'm thinking..."

He shook his head with a lopsided smile, as if he was caught with a hand caught in the cookie jar, like a child caught in a It wasn't hard to tell that the other man was what most would call a threat, but Columbo was not known for backing down when the culprit was putting up his guard... was this guy involved with all of the rumored activities in the shadows of this place?

Even if he wasn't quite sure what this guy had done. He had something to do with this whole mess he'd been in. He wasn't going to just let this guy slip away like smoke in his fingers, it wouldn't be that easy.

"I guess there's no use beating around the bush with you, sir. So, I'll get right to the point: no offense, but you sure don't look like anyone from where I'm from, and I'm noticing that I stick out a bit myself to some. This world isn't where I'm from, and I'm really looking to get back home," he gave a small chuckle and pulled a cigar from his coat pocket.

"Fella to fella, I think I need someone with the smarts you've clearly got to get me back. So how's about it, Mr...?"

Teaming up had always been his favorite way to monitor a suspect. He had no idea if the other guy would even take the bait, but he had to start his prying somewhere.

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❛ i told you i’m fucking innocent. ❜ (hellooooo :>)

Columbo gave a somewhat resignated sigh. That teen sure had a mouth on him... to be fair, he probably had just as colorful of language during his most angry of years.

"That'cha did, sir. And the evidence lends itself to say the same..."

He had never enjoyed accusing youth of crimes, especially when he knew just how complicated growing up could be. But he wouldn't be a good detective if he let something like age alone discredit someone's capabilities...

"But you did say you were there after hours, which would put you near the scene of the crime. Are ya sure you saw nothin'? Anything at all?"

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sb: *tries to tell me what to do* everyone else in the room: good luck with that

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(( Columbo Transformers AU : Do I have him literally turn into a Peugeot 403 Cabriolet, or do I have him be the human contact for the bots? ))

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✮ || OOC FACTS! || ✮

NAME. Q (nickname)

AGE. 29

ZODIAC. Capricorn

HEIGHT.  5’7”

HOBBIES. Roleplaying/writing, theater, video games, arts & crafts.

FAVOURITE COLOUR.  Mint green!

FAVOURITE BOOKS.  "I'm Glad My Mom Died" by Jennette McCurdy, "Dracula" by Bram Stoker, "And Then There Were None" by Agatha Christie.

LAST SONG. Dies Irae by Naeleck

LAST MOVIE. Sonic 3

LAST SHOW. SortedFood

RECENT READ.  "I Think Our Son Is Gay" vol. 1-3 by Okura

FUN FACT. I am autistic and write Columbo as such!

Stolen from @jaxasstm

Tagging uhhhhh @skcpa @electricea @spiderlilied @wondr-boy @experthiese @bigspinachpuff @boombambaby

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"You have a very specific way of thinking about things."

Columbo had been interrupted during a contemplative hum by the younger man who spoke up.

"Hmm? Oh, yeah, s'pose I do," he chuckled softly and moved his unlit cigar away from his mouth, "guess that's just how my mind works, it's been real helpful for my line'a work."

He looked to the teen with a lopsided smile.

"Now, did'ja mean that as a good thing or a bad thing?"

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the lieutenant's patience wears thin...

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Coral Island (2023) dev. Stairway Games

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laguna beach

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SCREENSHOT OF ALL TIME I WILL CLUTCH TO THIS LIKE A SECURITY BLANKET

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