myexmothoughts

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i find it so weird that i was PIMO for years and have now been POMO for over half a year and i still have the urge to correct people who call it the mormon church. i still get the urge to go “actually they don’t call it the mormon church anymore, it’s the church of jesus christ of latter day saints or the lds church now”

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lowkey receiving prophecies again.

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"none of these words are in the bible" you're not even reading the secret part of the bible. with all my posts in it

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every diagram of the plan of salvation looks like a god-tier shitpost

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There is nothing worse on your deconstruction journey than getting a hymn stuck in your head. Especially if it's something like, oh I don't know If You Could High to Kolob.

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when i was younger i used to think that Calvary (where Jesus was crucified) and Calgary (in Canada) were the same thing 💀

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FOR THE LAST TIME

👏 APOSTASY is the rejection of a faith after having professed it;

👏 HERESY is selective belief in only some of the tenets of a faith one professes, or belief in tenets contrary to those of a faith one professes;

👏 BLASPHEMY is derogation of the honour due to God.

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you know times are rough when the thought "maybe i should pay tithing" even crosses your mind

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any other lesbians want to go on a stargazing picnic date in the telestial kingdom

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when he said “special day for president oaks and i” my first thought was “omg they’re in a relationship”

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bro was just yapping but not saying anything fr 😭

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even in general conference i can’t escape the reminders of the gay firefighter show

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oaks aging himself from the start

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fuck Oaks

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it may just be the british accent, but i think this guys voice sounds like tom hiddleston

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“enduring to the end is not a separate step”

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i feel like “i’m here for you” and “you’re everything to me” are two very different things to get out of “i love you”