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Oh for sure this is how we met

Imagine seeing a fic so so good and you comment on every chapter then become mutuals with the author and then one day they're asking YOU for help brainstorming ideas... waow...

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#biblically accurate percabeth

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One day I woke up and everybody knew what a labubu was

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sometimes i say things on twitter and then make a little graph about it

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imagine talking to ur friends weird evil mom and she tells u to go deliver a message to a literal king and then finding out ur dead dad/grandpa/neighbor/creator/principal/teacher had a secret twin and then you get ur language teacher to get you a visa to a war ridden and on lockdown country and then you go home and ur best friend/cousin is waiting for you in ur room trying to play off that he's liked you for two years and that it's totally fine that he does bc ur not actually genetically cousins. so naturally you kiss him and scare him so bad he doesn't talk to you for a week. and then you just go to bed because only one day has passed

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Finally watching the kenobi show and I love how the inquisitors are like "jedi always betray themselves by wanting to help people!!" like why are you spreading pro-jedi rhetoric when you're hunting jedi lmao

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ideal living situation is what i call the 'sitcom special' : having all your closest friends live in the same apartment building or neighborhood where you each have your own space but can wander in and out of eachothers homes at will, seemingly always welcome and never at bad times. and also all of you only have jobs when its important to the plot.

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well yeah i have a pet hydra and it only has one head. i'm not going to cut its head off just to make it look cooler, you asshole. that's seriously unethical. and i'm not letting you cut its head off either. if you really want a hydra with multiple heads, you should go for a rescue- but if you want your pet to look cooler at the cost of its physical health, maybe you shouldn't get any kind of pet at all. no, the hydra's not for guarding my evil tower, it's my pet. have you ever heard of a pet? like a puppy or a kitty? you think i can't defend my evil tower by my self?

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Keying/graffiti-ing someones car is old news now if someone cheats we go at their wardrobe with a seam ripper

yknow what? Fuck you *unstitches all your shirts and jeans*

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I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology

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I’m fine

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"Why is it a problem if students use AI to get through college"

Because if you demonstrate to me that you're willing to set aside concern for truth, evidence, and verifying things with your own eyes whenever it happens to be inconvenient for you, I have a solemn responsibility to make sure you don't get into medical school.

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why do height differences in shipping always have to be about one being really tiny and the other being really tall. what about one being exactly a single inch taller than the other and the second being consistently angry about this.

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In the 1700s, blood transfusion was used to treat psychosis. Oddly, sometimes it worked.

So a question for my followers: Give your best guess as to why this could have worked without looking it up.

I will answer tomorrow.

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i see posts here about how people are so mortified when they are acknowledged as being a regular customer somewhere that they never return. cowards. the employees at taco bell treat me like a celebrity. like royalty. i am their strange little pet customer who gets traded along as staff comes and goes. they know my car before i even speak in the drive-thru speaker. today i was 2 hours late and she ran over and squealed that she "thought i'd left them!" and that she "made my order with extra love!" and you what, she did

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imagine your daughter DIES and you adopt ANOTHER ONE and then about a year later a councillor DIES and you ALMOST BREAK A TREATY and START A WAR and your adopted daughter GETS HER ABILITIES RESTRICTED so you MIND CONTROL the COUNCILLORS into SLAPPING THEMSELVES and then you FIND OUT your DAUGHTERS FIANCE killed your DAUGHTER so you almost FORCE HIM TO JUMP OFF A CLIFF