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Top 3 ways to pronounce "worms":

woims (old-timey New York gangster)

wurrums (Scottish)

weuhrms (bad French accent like the narrator from spongebob)

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My friend sometimes brings her six-year-old to our DnD sessions and my husband (the DM) lets her roll for all enemy attacks and sometimes he will show her a few figures and let her secretly pick what creature we meet next. Who needs encounter tables when you have a first-grader around

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Ballet, like opera, is wonderful because it is monstrous, the hyper-development of skills nobody needs, a twisting of human bodies and souls into impossible positions, the purchase of light with blood.

Irina Dumitrescu, "Swan, Late: The unexpected joys of adult beginner ballet."

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saw a car dragging a labubu facedown through the street

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i wish you could tell cats your food is poison. he seems to think the issue is i've forgotten that he is my kind and loving friend. the issue is Hospital

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So in 2026 we will have

1. A long term Critical Role campaign ran by Brennan

2. Matt as a player in a long term Critical Role campaign

but also

3. A long form Aabria campaign

4. Brennan as a player in said campaign

ITS SO MANY CAKES!!! :D

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Neither enemies to lovers nor slow burn but a secret third thing called Schrödinger's intimacy. We are in love and we are not in love do NOT open that lid I swear to God.

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august please be good to all the friends in my phone. thank you

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no one talks about how straight up painful it is to be the bigger person when deep in your soul you just want to be a huge bitch about it

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how the cr4 announcement has me feeling:

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Valid

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don’t talk to me if I’m overstimulated and sweating and it’s way too hot for me to even breathe cause I’ll kill you

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