I decided to make my own AU of Funkin Apocalypse. First created by this user. https://www.tumblr.com/funky-on-an-apocalyptic-night-au?source=share
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to whoever: what's your day to day life like?
*Pico looks at anon*
"Well... It depends on the base member..."
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*Alastor walks in and looks at what Prune Juice Cookie is making*
"₩Ⱨ₳₮₵Ⱨ₳ ₥₳₭ł₦₲ ₥Ɏ ₳Ⱡ₵ⱧɆ₥ł₴₮ ₣ɆⱠⱠØ₩?"
(Starter)
*your muse(s) saw prune juice cookie making some new potions*

Just add a scale from the indominus rex,and a drop of toxin from the Scorpios Rex
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*Alastor turns to Mozzarella Cookie*
"ł ĐØ₦'₮ ₮Ⱨł₦₭ ɎØɄ Ʉ₦ĐɆⱤ₴₮₳₦Đ ₮ⱧɆ ₣ɄⱠⱠ ɆӾ₮Ɇ₦₮ Ø₣ ₥Ɏ ₱Ø₩ɆⱤ!"

I have a bad feeling about what shadow milk cookie is planning.

It’s best we stay on our toes
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*Alastor's eyes twitch as his demon voodoo symbols appear as his eyes turn to radio dials and his antlers grow bigger and tentacles appear from his back*
"ɎØɄ ĐØ₦'₮ Ⱡł₴₮Ɇ₦ ₮Ø ₮ⱧɆ Ɽ₳ĐłØ? ɎØɄ ₱ⱤɆ₣ɆⱤ ₮V? ₴łĐł₦₲ ₩ł₮Ⱨ VØӾ ₳ⱤɆ ₩Ɇ?"

Hey hey everyone,guess who?!

Notice anything “different”?

Yep! I got my full power out of that DREADED seal and now I can do whatever I want!
AND THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME!

Ohohoho! This’ll be fun!
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*Alastor looks at him curiously with his head tilted, like a puppy studying a new person*
"₱ⱠɆ₳₴ɄⱤɆ ₮Ø ฿Ɇ ₥ɆɆ₮ł₦₲ ɎØɄⱤ₴! ł ⱧɆ₳ⱤĐ ɎØɄ ₩ɆⱤɆ QɄł₮Ɇ ₱Ø₩ɆⱤ₣ɄⱠ. ₦₳₥Ɇ₴ ₳Ⱡ₳₴₮ØⱤ! ɎØɄ ₥₳Ɏ Ⱨ₳VɆ ⱧɆ₳ⱤĐ ₳฿ØɄ₮ ₥Ɇ ₣ⱤØ₥ ₥Ɏ Ɽ₳ĐłØ ฿ⱤØ₳Đ₵₳₴₮!"

Hey hey everyone,guess who?!

Notice anything “different”?

Yep! I got my full power out of that DREADED seal and now I can do whatever I want!
AND THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME!

Ohohoho! This’ll be fun!
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*Alastor returns to normal and laughs as he pets Smoked Cheese Cookie on the head*
"ĐØ₦'₮ ɎØɄ ₩ØⱤⱤɎ ɎØɄⱤ Ⱡł₮₮ⱠɆ ฿łⱤĐɎ ⱧɆ₳Đ ₳฿ØɄ₮ ₮Ⱨł₴, ɆVɆ₦ ł₣ ₮Ⱨł₴ ₴Ⱨ₳ĐØ₩ ₥łⱠ₭ ₵ØØ₭łɆ ł₴ ₳₮ Ⱨł₴ ₣ɄⱠⱠ ₱Ø₩ɆⱤ, ł'₥ ₴₮łⱠⱠ ₴₮ⱤØ₦₲ɆⱤ."
*Golden Cheese smiles*
"See? You worry too much! We'll be fine as long as we have Alastor!"

I have a bad feeling about what shadow milk cookie is planning.

It’s best we stay on our toes
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*Alastor walks up and looks at Shadow Milk Cookie*
"₩ⱧØ ₳ⱤɆ ɎØɄ?"

Hey hey everyone,guess who?!

Notice anything “different”?

Yep! I got my full power out of that DREADED seal and now I can do whatever I want!
AND THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME!

Ohohoho! This’ll be fun!
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*Golden Cheese turns to Smoked Cheese*
"Relax... If Alastor holds his end of the deal... Then we'll be fine"

I have a bad feeling about what shadow milk cookie is planning.

It’s best we stay on our toes
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*Golden Cheese flies in holding White Lily*
"Yes... We must be careful of what Shadow Milk Cookie could be planning... This is way more problematic since he regained his full power*
*Alastor walks in wearing his usual smile*
"ɆӾ₵Ʉ₴Ɇ ₥Ɇ ɎØɄⱤ Ⱨł₲Ⱨ₦Ɇ₴₴, ł ₵ØɄⱠĐ₦'₮ ⱧɆⱠ₱ ฿Ʉ₮ ØVɆⱤⱧɆ₳Ɽ ₮ⱧɆ Ⱡł₮₮ⱠɆ ₵Ø₦Ʉ₦ĐⱤɄ₥ ₩ł₮Ⱨ ₮Ⱨł₴... '₴Ⱨ₳ĐØ₩ ₥łⱠ₭ ₵ØØ₭łɆ'"
*Golden Cheese jumps in surprise as she turns around, being face to face with the Radio Demon*
"Ah! Alastor... Yeah... We're having an issue with this cookie... Maybe you can lend us your demonic powers?"
*Alastor looks at them both with curiosity in his eyes as he smiles wider and his demon form emerges*
"₲Ⱡ₳ĐⱠɎ..."

I have a bad feeling about what shadow milk cookie is planning.

It’s best we stay on our toes
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*Everyone recoils back in shock*
"W-what?! The other Marina is... DEAD?!"
"I saw it coming from a mile away... I can predict these sorts of things"
"Of course you can Baba. YOUR CHARM IS LITERALLY A SKULL!"
*Dogday steps between the two*
"Guys! Guys! Now's not the time to argue... Olivia lost her mother and we need to support her"
*Bobby Bearhug approaches Olivia and hugs her gently from behind*
(MAJOR starter)
*an attack on the base had recently ended…but the respawn platform was destroyed and…Marina…she was impaled by one of dharkons tendrils…her soul being absorbed shortly after…she was gone…not coming back,Olivia refused to believe this fact…crying and begging her mother to wake up*
Cmon cmon mom! I can’t lose you and dad! No!
Oh crumbs!

Marina…no…
…they’ll pay…

While I am all for justice being served…I don’t believe now would be the best time…

We’re all impacted by this Olivia…vengeance isn’t the best solution…it might just get more people hurt.
YOU THINK I GIVE A SHIT?! I LOST BOTH MY PARENTS NOW!
YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHATS GOING ON IN MY FUCKING HEAD RIGHT NOW! YOU DONT KNOW WHAT IM GOING THROUGH! SO SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!
I lost the ones who gave me life…so,I’m taking there’s.
(Event:Olivia’s wrath,unleashed)
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*The Nightmare Critters walk in*
"Seems like that girl is in a baaad mood"
"You're telling me... Did someone die and we didn't cause it?"
"Seems like it... She's got her scales all ruffled up"
(MAJOR starter)
*an attack on the base had recently ended…but the respawn platform was destroyed and…Marina…she was impaled by one of dharkons tendrils…her soul being absorbed shortly after…she was gone…not coming back,Olivia refused to believe this fact…crying and begging her mother to wake up*
Cmon cmon mom! I can’t lose you and dad! No!
Oh crumbs!

Marina…no…
…they’ll pay…

While I am all for justice being served…I don’t believe now would be the best time…

We’re all impacted by this Olivia…vengeance isn’t the best solution…it might just get more people hurt.
YOU THINK I GIVE A SHIT?! I LOST BOTH MY PARENTS NOW!
YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHATS GOING ON IN MY FUCKING HEAD RIGHT NOW! YOU DONT KNOW WHAT IM GOING THROUGH! SO SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!
I lost the ones who gave me life…so,I’m taking there’s.
(Event:Olivia’s wrath,unleashed)
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*Pico and the others come out from hiding and look at the damage*
"Shit..."
*The Critters aren't too far behind as they look at the damages*
"W-wow... Q-quite the mess"
(MAJOR starter)
*an attack on the base had recently ended…but the respawn platform was destroyed and…Marina…she was impaled by one of dharkons tendrils…her soul being absorbed shortly after…she was gone…not coming back,Olivia refused to believe this fact…crying and begging her mother to wake up*
Cmon cmon mom! I can’t lose you and dad! No!
Oh crumbs!

Marina…no…
…they’ll pay…

While I am all for justice being served…I don’t believe now would be the best time…

We’re all impacted by this Olivia…vengeance isn’t the best solution…it might just get more people hurt.
YOU THINK I GIVE A SHIT?! I LOST BOTH MY PARENTS NOW!
YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHATS GOING ON IN MY FUCKING HEAD RIGHT NOW! YOU DONT KNOW WHAT IM GOING THROUGH! SO SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!
I lost the ones who gave me life…so,I’m taking there’s.
(Event:Olivia’s wrath,unleashed)
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*White Lily Cookie and Golden Cheese Cookie walk by as they become curious*
"Ha! Sounds like someone's been making a ruckus!"
*White Lily peers inside and sees the Jellywalkers and gets scared as icing tears appear on the corners of her eyes*
"W-what the! W-why are they here?!"
*Golden Cheese sees White Lily's tears and gently flies next to her*
"Everything ok my Lily Queen?*Peers inside and sees the Jellywalkers* AH! WHAT IN THE GOLDEN CHEESE KINGDOM ARE THOSE?!"
(starter)
*Licorice cookie and Mr.hotchkiss heard banging coming from wizard cookies study*

What is wizard cookie doing in there that’s making all that noise?

I don’t know,but let’s find out.
*they both walk in and see three cookies,dripping with a pinkish substance and jellybeans for eyes*




WHAT IN GODS NAME?!

Oh! I-ITS NOT WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE!

WIZARD COOKIE! ARE THOSE JELLYWALKERS?!
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*Cream Unicorn walks over and looks at the wounds*
"Oh my... Why have you been doing this?"
(Starter |TW:self harm|)
*Pure vanilla cookie went to check on white lily cookie,she hasn’t been out all day,and he was starting to get worried*

My flower queen,is everything alright in there? You haven’t come out all day
*he walks in,shocked to see white lily cookie with a razor blade,cutting at her doughy arms,which start to bleed jam*

WHITE LILY COOKIE WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Oh…pure vanilla…you weren’t supposed to see me like this…
*pure vanilla takes off his hat,and sits next to white lily*

Is this why you wear the bandages around your hands? Why do you think doing this is a good idea…?

It’s…a long story…
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*Both Silverbell Cookie and Mercurial Knight Cookie hug the other White Lily gently bring careful to avoid the cuts on her arms*
(Starter |TW:self harm|)
*Pure vanilla cookie went to check on white lily cookie,she hasn’t been out all day,and he was starting to get worried*

My flower queen,is everything alright in there? You haven’t come out all day
*he walks in,shocked to see white lily cookie with a razor blade,cutting at her doughy arms,which start to bleed jam*

WHITE LILY COOKIE WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Oh…pure vanilla…you weren’t supposed to see me like this…
*pure vanilla takes off his hat,and sits next to white lily*

Is this why you wear the bandages around your hands? Why do you think doing this is a good idea…?

It’s…a long story…
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*Silverbell smiles and flies up to the other White Lily*
"Yeah! Even though we're from a different Earthbread.... We're sure you make everyone happy! And besides... In your Earthbread I'm sure your Elder Faerie chose you to carry on his rule! Not only do you bring happiness! But you also protect people from the Beasts! You're doing great my lady!"
*Mercurial Knight also flies up*
"Heh... Silver's got a point. I'm sure the Silverbell Cookie and Mercurial Knight Cookie of your world are happy you're here..."
(Starter |TW:self harm|)
*Pure vanilla cookie went to check on white lily cookie,she hasn’t been out all day,and he was starting to get worried*

My flower queen,is everything alright in there? You haven’t come out all day
*he walks in,shocked to see white lily cookie with a razor blade,cutting at her doughy arms,which start to bleed jam*

WHITE LILY COOKIE WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Oh…pure vanilla…you weren’t supposed to see me like this…
*pure vanilla takes off his hat,and sits next to white lily*

Is this why you wear the bandages around your hands? Why do you think doing this is a good idea…?

It’s…a long story…
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*White Lily, Silverbell, and Mercurial Knight Cookie see the other White Lily Cookie cutting herself*
"W-what are you doing?!"
"White Lily Cookie! What is the other you doing?"
"Idk Silverbell Cookie..."
(Starter |TW:self harm|)
*Pure vanilla cookie went to check on white lily cookie,she hasn’t been out all day,and he was starting to get worried*

My flower queen,is everything alright in there? You haven’t come out all day
*he walks in,shocked to see white lily cookie with a razor blade,cutting at her doughy arms,which start to bleed jam*

WHITE LILY COOKIE WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Oh…pure vanilla…you weren’t supposed to see me like this…
*pure vanilla takes off his hat,and sits next to white lily*

Is this why you wear the bandages around your hands? Why do you think doing this is a good idea…?

It’s…a long story…
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