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kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they’re also using chat gpt to do it

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kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they’re also using chat gpt to do it

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No, Google Docs, there is a distinct difference between "cussing" and "cursing."

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Favorite bird genre has got to be 'that's literally just a dinosaur'

Groove-Billed Ani

Hoatzin

Pheasant Coucal

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What books have you done this to?

Instagram / Shop

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I love scam calls that are easily verifiably false. “Your mortgage is about to default.” Cool 👍 I don’t have one of those

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Having to clean the shower is so fucking annoying. It’s clean in there. That’s where I go to get clean. It’s clean dude trust me. Stop fucking growing bacteria and stuff man this is the clean locale. You’re embarrassing me in front of the sink

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talking to preschoolers is awesome bc they have not fully differentiated stories into 'true stories' and 'imaginary stories' yet so you will tell them about something that happened you once (coyote came out of a bush right in front of you and got startled) and they will tell you about how one time their house was full of coyotes in every room 'including five in the garage' and they're not even like, aware i think of the idea that they are technically 'lying'. they are simply telling stories about coyotes bc its time to tell stories about coyotes.

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one of the deans in beijing dance academy rehearses with students

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I will forever get the sufferfish about fireworks because what do you mean you don't care that you are upsetting every pet in town? What fo you mean you don't care about the number of fires that are started every year by fireworks- the number of people injured? What do you mean that you don't care if you are triggering veterans, even during the times you claim to be celebrating them? What do you mean that you don't care if the entire street is kept up late just so that you could have fun?

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Girl when I tell you my life flashed before my eyes