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one thing about history is that there's always some french cunt

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What was that hank. What did you say hank. Run that by me again hank

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HARRY STYLES Beauty Papers Magazine / 2020 › ph. Casper Sejersen

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my cat hates taking his pills. the only way we can get him to eat them is to turn it into an elaborate pantomime - we take the packet out of the cupboard slowly and hold it up, saying “oh!! what’s this? what’s this? a TREAT? a TREAT for louis????” while making surprised faces. we offer him a pill… then, before he has a chance to sniff it, we wag our fingers at him and replace it in the packet so it becomes a Tantalising Forbidden Mystery. we continue doing this until he’s so confused and excited that he will eat the pill as fast as possible, just so he can find out what it is before we can take it away from him again. as soon as he’s eaten it he looks utterly disappointed and betrayed, like a child who just ate a delicious sweet only to find it was a chocolate-coated brussels sprout. it never gets old

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*at the ADHD wizard meeting* sometimes i just find it difficult to hocus-focus

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considering how much of human history has been dedicated to not dying from diarrhea, it is incredible how many current health food fads are designed around deliberately inducing it.

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Why are you such a fat slut

Got it from ur mom

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Official trailer of 'A Small Light'.

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Stills of Joe Cole as Jan Gies and Bel Powley as Miep Gies in A Small Light.

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こども用ソファで猫じゃらししてたら、とんでもない瞬間が撮れてしまった。ポーズもすごいがアニメみたいな顔になってる…。

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Reblog if you want to be spammed with anonymous asks

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I did it. I got the kiwi tattoo on my foot.

2. What are you obsessed with right now 10. Do you have a secret sideblog? 13. Do you have/would you get your nipples pierced? 16. Do you follow porn blogs? 18. What tattoos do you want? 23. Who are five of your favorite bands/musical artists? 43. What’s your guilty pleasure?

2. Bondi Rescue! I can't believe I've never watched it before.

10. I do not have a secret side blog.

13. I do not and I would not.

16. Not that I can think of but some of the people I follow post/reblog explicit stuff.

18. Uhm...definitely this kiwi on my foot.

23. Harry Styles, Fall Out Boy, Hit The Lights, George Strait, Ja Rule.

43. Driving around and going absolutely nowhere. And mini Rice Krispie treats.

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genuinely one of my favourite details about Bram Stokers Dracula that isn't really transferred to the pop culture is that vampires have irridescent eyes, they appear brown at a glance, however when light is reflected on them they seem to go red!

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