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😊👋

wow you’re a mom? i have just the group chat for you

Myleen and I are already in spin class together, next

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Not even my bulldogs should talk to me before I've had my coffee

#coffee #bulldogs #mom #dogmom #humanmom #funny #gmwclassroomcast

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@madison-kennett UNFOLLOW ME NOW YOU FILTHY PORN ACCOUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Me too!

I have been so busy lately

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I have been so busy lately

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I’m a special breed of crazy! Ha! But really, bulldogs are the best breed.

Long day, and even longer night lying awake thinking! Myleens do not properly function after 1 am, need to get to bed ASAP.

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Long day, and even longer night lying awake thinking! Myleens do not properly function after 1 am, need to get to bed ASAP.

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What does this mean?

dear dad,

dear dad, 

wow, where do i start? there are so many things i want to say to you. first of all, thank you for blessing us with you reactions in girl meets creativity. they were both humorous and poignant, a skill few actors possess these days. thank you for always providing pics, thank you for calling us your babes, thank you for vaping, thank you for heroically surviving that fire. thank you for being a good brother to piper, thank you for being a good prospective husband to darby. thank you for having the voice you do, thank you for recording that voice for us to enjoy, however reluctantly. even though i was very disappointed in you for doing what you did, i know you’ll come back because a father’s love is undying, just as i know i will always be your little girl. i miss you everyday, but i’ll be waiting at that table for 8 at red lobster – you just need to say when. 

love, your queen spice. 

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Wyatt and DF <3

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Come to the dark side we have bulldogs! Ha

I've always like Logan over Jess. Idk. I can't look over what Jess did in the keg party and how he treated everyone. Logan was way better matched for Rory in my opinion. But I mean everyone thinks differently.

come into my inbox I want to have discourse about this

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I WILL DEFEND THE ONES I LOVE LIKE A MAMA BULLDOG! THAT’S A PROMISE

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I WILL DEFEND THE ONES I LOVE LIKE A MAMA BULLDOG! THAT’S A PROMISE

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top 5 ways to pronounce the letter A

make fun of my accent AGAIN

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ME TOO BUT UNLIKE YOU I DON’T HAVE TO POST ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME! HATERS ARE GONNA TO HATE #

I am PO’d!

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FREEDOM OF SPEECH HONEY! IT’S CALLED THE FIRST AMENDMENT MAYBE YOU DON’T HAVE IT IN LA LA LAND! WHICH IS WHERE YOU MUST LIVE IF YOU THINK YOU CAN SPEAK TO MY SON IN THAT TONE!

top 5 ways to pronounce the letter A

make fun of my accent AGAIN

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SON PLEASE DON’T LOOK AT THE PORNOGRAPHY BLOGS!!!!!!!!!!!!

top 5 ways to pronounce the letter A

make fun of my accent AGAIN

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WYATT CAN YOU PLEASE TURN OFF MY CAPS LOCK FOR ME

top 5 ways to pronounce the letter A

make fun of my accent AGAIN