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You realize that

Philip’s defence of Alex when George Eacker was talking smack is practically identical to Alex’s defence of Washington when Lee was the one talking

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Cabinet Battle #2

Jefferson: Hey, and if ya don’t know, now ya know, Mr. President

Wasington: 

Washington: How dare you

Washington: My son is perfect and fabulous

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Maybe I should get a tattoo saying “People are assholes” so that I never forget

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Kit Harington and Rose Leslie got engaged...

My ship just became super mega cannon

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My ThinkGeek Game Of Thrones blanket arrived today and it just went from a 2/10 day to a 17/10 day

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nO CANADA NO SNOWING IN SEPTEMBER BAD CANADA

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When the teacher puts on Bill Nye:

Elementary school kids: Ugh this is so stupid

High school: BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY

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If your mom thinks she knows you better than you know yourself clap your hands 👏👏

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you know it's pathetic when you almost start crying in math class because your teacher is the first person to ask you if you're ok since school started

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you know when you do something as a kid that you can't explain and then five years later you're like 'oooohhh that's why I did that' but when you finally explain it to your parents they're just like wtf why do you remember that

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Ok so

Update: My brother just came prancing up the stairs and ran into my room, then chanted “Then I saw when the Lamb broke one of the seven seals, and I heard one of the four living creatures saying as with a voice of thunder, “Come.” I looked, and behold, a white horse, and he who sat on it had a bow; and a crown was given to him, and he went out conquering and to conquer.”  So, yeah, thank you my brother.

I’m at home and I’m sick and I went downstairs to where my brother is.

I started coughing and he laughed at me, and I’d just had a shower so my hair was a nest. He told me that I looked like Death, when he’s in the hospital and his heart monitor stops I’m what he expects to see walk in and say “Yo man you’re dead.” I told him that I think that I look more like pestilence but thanks bro

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I’m at home and I’m sick and I went downstairs to where my brother is.

I started coughing and he laughed at me, and I’d just had a shower so my hair was a nest. He told me that I looked like Death, when he’s in the hospital and his heart monitor stops I’m what he expects to see walk in and say “Yo man you’re dead.” I told him that I think that I look more like pestilence but thanks bro

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So I’m sick, ok?

I’ve got a cold, and this nasty cough. Today in math we were working on revision and I started coughing and my teacher fucking shushed me

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found batman forever on my front lawn

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Grave yards would be a lot more interesting if each grave listed the cause of death

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