this is so funny to me
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harry finally catching me in the streets after talkin shit for all these years
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today my gf said “when donkey asks shrek what his name is, shrek pauses before he says shrek, and i’m convinced he came up with it on the spot.” we weren’t even talking about shrek. i can’t stop thinking about it or about how lucky i am to be with her
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this just in.. The New Meme On The Block is unnecessary footnotes and anyone who doesn’t like this idea can kiss this¹
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¹ my ass
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lmao yo
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Growing up is the worst. (via therealthing)
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me: man i sure am hungry but i dont know what to eat
brain: then just fucking eat nothing
me: understandable have a good day
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(2009-2017)
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