Studyblr | Fluid Mechanics | Rheology | Phase field method I had to start a new thesis about something I've never heard about since my lab is also under lockdown
them, wrong: a venn diagram is just when you shove a bunch of circles together, see like this
them, wrong:
me: ABSOLUTELY FUCKING WRONG. ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE I’M TIRED OF THIS. IF YOUR ALLEGED VENN DIAGRAM IS SO RIGHT THEN WHY ISN’T THERE AN INTERSECTION OF ONLY ENVY AND GREED AND NOTHING ELSE
me: MAYBE IT’S BECAUSE THIS ISNT HOW VENN DIAGRAMS WORK
me: U WANNA SEE A VENN DIAGRAM OF SEVEN? I’LL GIVE U A VENN DIAGRAM OF SEVEN
this is a breakdown of how i go about doing research for my essays! do keep in mind i am an arts student, so i don’t know how well this method carries over into other disciplines. check out my other guides to writing essays here and here!
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This comes from a very long list of alternative phrases and words that was used to create “a program that will insert condescending adverbial phrases before any statement in a math proof”. But use it where you will - I’m sure other fields can benefit. Tag yourself, I’m “By abstract nonsense“.
By circular reasoning we see that
There is a marvellous proof (which is too long to write here) that
Figure 2 (not shown here) makes it clear that
It is beyond the scope of this course to prove that
Only idealogues and sycophants would debate whether
The Math Gods demand that
For legal reasons I am required to disclose that
Remember the basic laws of common sense:
Life is too short to prove that
All the cool kids know that
Wherefore said He unto them,
With God as my witness,
As a great man once told me,
Galois died in order to show us that
It pleases the symmetry of the world that
Mama always told me
By Euler
By Fermat
I know it, you know it, everybody knows that
You of all people should realize that
The proof is left to the reader that
We need not waste ink in proving that
It would be an insult to my time and yours to prove that
I shudder to think of the poor soul who denies that
We don’t want to deprive the reader of the joy of discovering for themselves why,
Barring causality breakdown, clearly
Through the careful use of common sense,
According to prophecy,
This won’t be on the test, but
When one stares at the equations they immediately rearrange themselves to show that
If I’ve said it once I’ve said it a thousand times,
Our forefathers built this country on the proposition that
By abstract nonsense,
My father told me, and his father before that, and his before that, that
The burden of proof is on my opponents to disprove that
The voices insist that
Assuming an arbitrary alignment of planets, astrology tells us
All my life, I wanted to do research 🔬 and work in a laboratory ⚗️. Studying, reading, teaching, and experimental rheology (the science that studies non-newtonian fluids💧) were my best during college (I'm a little bit nerd 🤓).
However, I was curious 🤔 about the industry so I worked for an iron industry before getting my diploma 🎓 in Mechanical engineering ⚙️. There I got a lot of fun... Even though I realized factories and companies don't work for me, and I knew I was born to be scientific 👩🏻🔬 (or to focus on science, at least). So, after I got my diploma I studied hard to get into a Master in Thermo-fluid Mechanics program 💧💦💨🌪️🌡️🌬️🌫️🌀 and I even worked harder to get the best grades I've never gotten before (ultra nerd mode: on 🐀📚). And like everyone, I also wanted to study abroad 🌏. So I got a Research Stay in Germany 🇩🇪 . I couldn't believe everything was working perfectly ✨ and I was so happy 🌸 with my new life: studying, learning, teaching, doing research, reading again, and so on...
Unfortunately, two months before I was going to travel to Europe (I'm from Mexico 🇲🇽), we suddenly had to be under lockdown because of the pandemic 🛑. So I had to save my experimental project under key 🔑 and start this new project I didn't know anything about. So here I am... Without a thesis or a research stay or even enough knowledge about the phase-field method. 🧭
Nevertheless, I feel glad we both (me and you who's reading this) are safe 🤗 So today I decided to open this new #studyblr about my new thesis. I hope all this global issue finishes soon... Meanwhile, let's learn more about Fortran and Python programming 💻, Mathematics 📚📑, Thermodynamics 🌡️, Fluid Dynamics💙, English (I have a lot to learn) 🇺🇸, German (Deutsch) 🇩🇪 and stay safe 💕
Thank you for reading all these words. Take care and good luck! 🌈