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Yandere, sob story, Villainess, smut, childhood friends. All in one Hell yeah

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Ooh, a new Otome Villainess Isekai anime to watch with dinner!

(Soon) Excuse me, waiter? These love interests appear to be four-to-five years older than the protagonist? I daresay, the fork?

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Uber-specific meme I made for myself

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Poor baby boy💔 this always makes me feel guiltt

SUBSTITUTE LOVE 🖤

✎ Sometimes, Caleb wishes he could be that man.

𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ𐀔 yandere caleb (one-sided somewhat) x reader

♡ angst/no comfort, yandere thoughts, mental self harm..(?)

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author's note: sorry guys I'm crashing out so I wrote this on a whim, love me some angst yumyumyum. ALSO I FOUND MY FORMAT!! Yahoo!! Ngl I really liked all the try outs format I had

Art: twitter @pyunrim

A bittersweet love. The ambivalence of your feelings towards him and maybe so to the others.

That's what Caleb realised after a year by your side.

Sure, he couldn't feel you, he couldn't touch you, and he certainly could not hear you unless you sang a birthday song to him through the game's microphone. (He learned to read your lips when he sees you talk.)

But, he certainly could see you, gaze upon your features and adore you to bits and pieces, and at the same time, he wished desperately to feel your warmth.

He also wished that sometimes you wouldn't look at him with bitterness.

He wasn't your favourite. He was aware you (thankfully) did seem to favour or like him more than the others, by pulling his cards more or always having an expression of yearning and excitement when you play through his event stories.

And he was so, so incredibly grateful for that.

Nevertheless, you never set your home screen to always be him, but everyone, played kitty cards with everyone, played the claw machine with everyone, took pictures with everyone, and used the ‘remind me’ feature with everyone.

He always felt bitter and a green monster grew in him whenever he wasn't picked by the game's system to be on your home screen for the day. He always felt bitter when he saw you pick others instead of just picking him. He always felt bitter when you chose to take photos with others instead of him for the ‘weekly tasks’. He felt bitter when you used the ‘introduce me’ feature with everyone and show it to your friends and family for fun and giggles.

Why? Why wasn't it just him?

He wished desperately sometimes he could get rid of the others, but alas he can't touch them. Not even in the main storyline. He was aware of them, as they were with him. And they probably love you as much as he does.

It was really only luck that he could have your favour. Simply because, he reminded you of another fictional man that you admired, you loved, you adored, you squealed to pieces everytime you saw him. He saw how you always stuck solely to him, how he was always on your home screen, how you only pulled his cards, how you always prioritise his cards over others, how you only used the game features with only him, how you only bought outfits for him, how your room is filled with things that reminds you of him, how you have accessories, clothes and bags that are of him.

He could see. He could never compare to that man. Sometimes when you open the game, you would always have a look of annoyance and disdain in your eyes as you sped through the tasks to fulfill the games daily task and leave as fast as the wind blowing by. He didn't understand why. You never looked at any of the other guys on your phone like that. So why him? Why couldn't he gain your minuscule affection as well? He wished he could find out. Maybe he can fix it, if he fixes it, maybe he can always see a pure-hearted fondness and love in your eyes when you open the game, not one with a hint of boredom or disdain, or any negative emotion he sometimes sees in your eyes.

But, even as he saw all that, he always wished desperately you would never quit the game. Because being abandoned by you would be far worse than anything else. It would leave him crippled, it would leave him spiralling down in despair, it would leave him being unable to breathe. You were like air to him, the very thing he breathes.

If he could be the substitute of the man you love, he would gladly do it as long as he could. As long as he can, until he dies, until he morphs into that man himself, until his entire identity is gone and he himself has adopted that man's identity to gain your love and affection.

One day, one day, he'll cross over to that game, kill that man and take over his identity.

So he can feel your gaze upon him full of love and desire.

It doesn't matter if he won't be himself.

Because in the end, your love is all he needs.

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(Modern day)

Bro imagine being bullied by your step Brothers and called a gold a digger but at least their mom categorized them as morons 😂 and their little heroine doesn't escape either. Did you know Misunderstanding is a Tag?

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We listen and we don't judge ☺️

I'm scared to ask but how many yans total do you have in your head...

I'll just say I probably have over a hundred yandere ideas floating around in my head

Just last night I had a dream about a yandere demon harem consisting of 6 guys

If anyone wants to know it was about you being the head of a group of yandere demon soldiers but you end up dying. They then spend hundreds of years going from planet to planet, trying to find your reincarnation.

They had this spaceship where they decorated every single wall with your pictures.

A classic black haired red eyed guy who appears distant but is the "i'll break your legs to make you stay with me if I have to" type

A flamboyant guy with beautiful hair who seems a bit unserious but can be quite perverted towards you

A worshipper guy who used an entire corner of the spaceship to build a temple for you where he prays the whole day in hopes of seeing you again

A cool and quiet guy who barely ever talks but when he's with you he cries very easily and keeps trying to hold onto you even though he's much taller

Twins who only accept each other and you into their world, one a bit more dominant and the other more submissive but both very adorable

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Food

Isekai’d yandere x f.reader

We’ve all heard about reader getting isekai’d into another universe and bonding with the characters, but what if it was the opposite and the yandere was isekai’d while reader’s just a background character.

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You were the mere daughter of a baron. You were pretty, yes, but nothing to gape in awe at. To summarise, you were nothing special. Then how come the heir of a grand duchy followed you around like a puppy seeking its masters attention? Especially since it was only the day earlier that he smitten with another young miss, who he’d declared with his actions was to become his future fiancée.

Yandere! Noble who suddenly approached you out of nowhere one day. You weren’t friends and had hardly ever spoken; to ask directions or work in pairs, perhaps. He was way too cheery speaking to you. It was completely out of character for him. Where did the normally stoic and unphased young man go? He was certainly not to be found here. No, this man chatted your ear off and did not understand that you wished to be left alone. It didn’t feel very safe anymore when all his admirers glared daggers your way. There was one you were especially afraid of. He was head over heels in love with her before. What has changed? You always saw them together and she was the only one he’d smiled at genuinely. Now he didn’t even spare her a glance.

Yandere! Noble who sought you out whenever he had free time. He wanted to accompany you in breaks between your classes at the academy, he wished to escort you to town and he even showed up outside your estate. His change in behaviour was puzzling, but not as much as the shift in his speech. What were these ‘bruh’, ‘sigma’ and ‘I’m cooked’? You didn’t understand any of it, no matter how much he used it around you. You suppose you were thankful he did turn it down a notch when in others company. You already had a hard time with it, you didn’t think it was necessary for others to suffer as well.

Yandere! Noble who had been shocked when they died and woken up in the world of their favourite romance game. They had read a lot of isekai novels but never once thought the thing was actually real. Wait, if this was their favourite game, then wouldn’t that mean that you were there too? Yes! Maybe they should thank Truck-kun for hitting them on their way to work. This was much better than any ordinary life a citizen could have. At first they thought they’d be stuck in the body of a villain or a side character, but they were pleasantly surprised to find themselves being the male lead of the game. He was rich, noble, influential and devilishly handsome. He had everything.

Yandere! Noble who immediately went to the academy to find you. When playing the game, they never found themselves attracted to the female lead, despite the fact she was modelled after the general population’s preferences. It just didn’t work for them. No, they liked you. Loved you even! It didn’t matter that you were nothing more than a simple background character. You were way better and cuter than any other love interest! You kept to yourself and didn’t have many friends, however you were still very kind and modest. On top of that, you were also an animal lover- exactly like them! The two of you also shared one other interest. They wanted to know if you shared more, but unfortunately the information on you was limited(not created because you’re not important).

Yandere! Noble who wrote an email to the game developers about how they should make extra content that should only feature new information and updates on you. They insist it would sell well(no one except them would buy). Sadly they never got a reply back. Rude ass company. Maybe they should’ve claimed mental health damage because the love interests were bad, so they could sue.

Yandere! Noble who couldn’t care less about the female lead. Unfortunately they got isekaid to at the point of the game where you’d have to enter a relationship with the female lead, that you could break off eventually if you wanted to chase after someone else. And sadly for her, you were the only option. The look on her face was laughable as they told her they could give rats ass about her and how they’ve found someone much better than her in all ways.

Yandere! Noble who then realised they were not bound by any rules. In a lot of isekai the person would have to follow some original rules at least in the beginning, but there was no system or points you needed to collect. They could do whatever they wanted. They had the power, the looks, the wealth and what they wanted was you.

There is no way you’d ever say no to a future grand duke, right?

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My brain needs more it's destroying me like a starved stomach

Man, I've been obsessed with the isekai trope lately. I've been imagining a scenario where the reader gets isekai'd into a yandere romance story as a side character. You're not the main character or a love interest. You replaced a nameless character who was solely created in the story to be killed off by the yandere love interests to further the plot.

After realizing that's the role you took on, you devise a plan to re write the story to keep yourself alive.

In the official plot, your death was the cause of getting too close to the main character. Your positive relationship with them was considered a threat to the yanderes, and so they wiped you out of the picture.

So, as any semi intelligent individual would do, you decided to avoid the main character completely.

I'd like to imagine the reader wasn't well informed of this story, didn't know who the yans were, and accidentally befriended them before they even got a chance to develop any feelings for the main character. You jumped into their lives before the events that led into the original storyline. Earning their trust and unfortunately causing some peculiar emotions in them to develop.

This fucks up the whole plot. I mean, that was your plan. You just weren't trying to fuck it up so bad that you unintentionally attracted multiple yans who decided you were the perfect match for them. You were a joy to be around. You were far more intertwined in their lives than the previous main character ever was. It was generic with them and their story. A boring, "yan see's their darling from afar for the first time and falls in love on sight." Type plot.

But with you, it was so much more personal. They grew to love you for way more than just your looks. They got to know you as a person before any sort of feelings of devotion could form.

This made their efforts to claim you so much worse than they ever were in the original plot. They were much more sinister and brutal. They usually only did massive amounts of stalking, blackmail, and the occasional murder when it came to the canon story, whereas they went all out for you.

Kidnap, murder, torture, blackmail, stalking, theft, harassment, etc. Everyone around you was a threat in their eyes. Everyone around you didn't deserve you.

By the time you realized what you've done, what you've created, its far too late to fix your mistake. You attempted to break off the friendships, avoiding them at all costs, closing yourself off and spending your time trying to find a way back to your original world.

But they don't take kindly to that. Not after everything you guys have been through. Before you could find the key back home to your world, you'd be whisked away, having your new world be the confines of your yans humble abode, away from society.

Bonus option: You attempt to bring the original main character back into the plot in hopes they could redirect the yandere back into chasing them and get them off your back. But why would they need this stranger? They don't know them like they know you. And they could care less to even try to get to know them. So, the original main character ends up taking on the role you were supposed to be. The side character who was meant to die to further the plot.

You're the main character now.

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Just saw Misunderstanding as a tag? Why? And why wasn't is tagged before on my fav websites???

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What does the dead dove tag mean?

Wonderful question!

“Dead Dove” comes from this scene in Arrested Development wherein the character Michel Bluth opens a brown paper bag that reads: DEAD DOVE: DO NOT EAT. He looks inside and sees what is in fact, a dead dove. The then says: “Well, I don’t know what I expected.”

In fandom, the tag has come to mean: “pay extra attention to the tags!” And/or “this fic is what it says on the tin!”.

So if, for example, a fic includes the tags: Body Horror, Gore, and Violence along with the Dead Dove: Do Not Eat tag, the author is saying “Hey I’m not joking about these tags! Read at your own discretion!”

The tag acts as an honest intensifier to whatever tags are already in the work, as the author using it wants to give a double warning for their content, that it may be triggering and that the reader should proceed with caution.

One fic tagged with Dead Dove: Do Not Eat, also includes the tags: Seriously, this fic deals with some serious and disturbing content matter, mind the tags

Thanks for asking and happy reading!

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After a week of being villainess it's starting to get difficult being around the prince, back talks with how they'd be a better princess next to the prince you're getting fed up! And the prince isn't any better.

So when you saw the prince and heroine hanging out more than with you YOU CELEBRATED, CHEERS! Tho the breakup didn't happen immediately?

Being a woman with riches OF HER OWN meant you could blow it all and still have plenty but you opted to help the people who weren't so materialistic, and hey they didn't back stab you yet.

You've always made sure villainess's personal knight didn't see your passion project. You wanted to stay away from the plot as far as possible and sir knight as loyal with handsome as he is he still chose the heroine even tho the villainess choose good

While out relaxing a kid bumps into you, you recognize the kiddy to be the Dukes missing son. You asked a village girl to take care of the boy and bring him back to Duke Evlot estate ehem heem which was near.

Now the villainess you didn't have friends and being quite bad at making any you opted out trying hobbies you always wanted to do but didn't have time for in your previous life because of social media distractions. Now! Languages wouldn't be useful since travelling around the globe isn't a thing in the past. Singing but people are into Oprah here...... Writing BAM ITS A HIT tho hard but you can stay up as late as you like since you don't have anything to do tomorrow

You were sick as a wet stick oneday not enough sleep bites you back I guess. Huh you have a visitor? Who? He's claiming to be your childhood friend I guess so... You play along, you see you were hit pretty hard in the head before you reincarnated so he couldn't blame you even if he wished. He's talking about how his parents miss you being around and you nod along Gezz this is getting awkward you don't recognize this guy either..

Finally I wanted to make Something just like this! And it's here envisioned and written PRAISE ME AHAHHAHAJAJK

“ψ(｀∇´)ψ and I'm very proud that I didn't write any dialog as everyone will have different thoughts=different delulu

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Balated Merry Christmas!!

Santa broke into your house again

Merry Christmas everyone!

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I have a confession, reading yandere smut was the 10/10 (2 out of 10 of them) but reading Sunday Dom smut is making it not fun anymore. Friends with benefit Jing yuan or nude live streamer AND reverse harem villainess plot are my comfort when scrolling rightnow (⁠-̩̩̩⁠-̩̩̩⁠-̩̩̩⁠-̩̩̩⁠-̩̩̩⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠-̩̩̩⁠-̩̩̩⁠-̩̩̩⁠-̩̩̩⁠-̩̩̩⁠ )

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These Dom Sunday is making me.. sad :(

Stop writing hard dom Sunday, that boy is not a hard dom. Bring back yearning and desperate Sunday, literally just blessed to be in your presence Sunday, nut in his pants after kissing Sunday….

BRING BACK PATHERIC SUNDAY *I screamed as they dragged me back into the mental asylum*

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What do pussy eating cunt drunk men look like under there!! I need recommendations for visual!!

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Yandere town?? Live convenience store cashier or mall owner or police officer and paramedics or anything both platonic and romantic like the elders try to get reader married to their children etc

YASSS QUEEN 😛😛😛

Yan town who literally is obsessed with everything you do, like u could be drinking water and they'll praise you for drinking it

Yan town who literally has the biggest fanclub of you, they exchange pictures, and items that used to belong to you

Yan convenience store cashier who literally has the sluttiest clothes in his bag just in case you come in

Yan police officer that gets called everytime you try burning the town down, biting his lip while saying "N/n, your being a very naughty girl!~" He playfully slaps,and runs his fingers up and down on your arm.

Yan medic who is lowkey a baddie, litteraly whenever he hears that you have a cut, he puts on the most lil skirt possible, and literally brings out things that nurses would only use if your on fucking life support, acting as if your gonna die just because of a tiny ass cut

yan platonic elderly woman who begs you to marry her son. Her son was very attractive and rich, waving at you shyly as he thinks about the ways you could stroke and suck him off

Yan business man who tries to get you to be his secretary, begging you on his knees and shit. He literally kisses your feet anytime he is in a 5 mile radius of u

Yan farmer who literally is pushing 20 and acting like a middle school boy who barely hit puberty, humping at your shoe and everything. He gives you free fruits tho! Though, he does try to trade with you. Your panties for the fruits of course!

Yan cowboy who let you ride him and save his horse. He literally tells you to get on his horse with him, your in front of him as he guides the horse, his front leaning against your back. He tries to hide his huge boner, and how he's slowly thrusting it against you.

Yan loser who no one likes💀 if ur the angel of the town, he's the devil. He's a total weirdo, whenever he sees you, his hands immediately go for his pants, trying to patt his dick down. "H-hey, do you wa-wanna help me wit-with mini me?"

Yan platonic unc who tries to get you to go on a blind date with his niece. You finally went, and his niece was down bad for u. His niece wouldn't even eat his food, staring at you the whole time with heart eyes, and giggling at you

Yan old man who lets you be his sugar baby. You don't even do anything, all you have to do is sit there and look pretty, and he will give you the money. Very cutesy very demure