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I am not going to lie, one of my favorite things to do in my We Are Alternate Universe write-ups is have a character ask if ChainPun are dating and then the other characters get a haunted look in their eyes.
Diew only thought about having sex with God five seconds ago, and his bestie is already ready with the safe sex links.
And Diew is a smart boy, he's not going to look a gift-sex-guide in the mouth. Luckily, he's also got a green flag parade of a boyfriend who is ready to gently rock his world -- as long as Diew is enthusiastically on board.
God knows that his teasing needs to stay on the right side of a very careful line, and he doesn't want to do anything to upset or embarrass Diew -- or to make him feel coddled. So he checks in, and is so very sweet about it. The grounding touch, the "baby"? Ugh, the actual cutest thing.
then reassurance that there's no rush. Curiosity doesn't mean interest or consent. God is in this forever, not for an easy lay.
And Diew is still quiet, so God doubles down on A+ boyfriendism and moves the conversation away from sex so there's no pressure.
And when Diew says he is ready, God asks him to repeat himself, even though he heard him, because he wants to be sure that Diew can say what he wants clearly.
God is a whole parade of the greenest flags.
And clearly that man knows how to be "unstable structure" gentle while still showing his partner an excellent time, because wow just look! at them!?