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its 2 years later and I still pass this house every day but the dog is never outside anymore... unfortunately i think we’ve lost an angel
RIP “Henry”, best dog i ever embarrassed myself in front of
Embarrassing Story
SO. Today when I was coming home from school, on my route there is a house where a huge Bernard Sheppard lives. The day before, I had decided to start calling random names to him to see if he would answer. Well today, I called him Henry, and said “here boy!” which didn’t phase him only so that when I give up in disappointment I realise that the owner of the dog and her two sons were staNDING RIGHT THERE in the driveway doing their own thing! And she stared into my soul will her sunglass-covered eyes as I passed and I knew I could never go that way home again without feeling the most embarrassed in my whole life. I pretty much died *tear*
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My blog turned 1 today! It was exactly one year ago today I got bored during History and made a tumblr. Its also been exactly a year since a dog’s owner stared at me as I yelled a random name at her dog without seeing her. (the full story is my first post if you’re interested.) It still haunts me today. :(
#tumblr birthday#tumblr milestone#so embarrassing#happybirthday#hbd#tumblr#blog#cupcake#year 1#1 full year of tumblr#fun
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Adorable Seal Can’t Stop Hugging Toy Version of Itself It Found

This adorable seal loves to play and hug a toy version of itself! Given by the staff from Mombetsu Land, an attraction in Japan’s Hokkaido district, she immediately fell in love.
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yea im into bdsm
Beautiful Dogs Surrounding Me
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“Cartoons? Isn’t that for kids?” I look up and smile “ Yes it is” Suddenly my appearance shifts and shrinks as I become a child. All my money turns to monopoly money and all my bills are gone. My adult responsibilities vanish, finally the spell is broken, and I am free.
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OH MY GOD
Dang! It was real close tho! congrats to @mop-2016 however, I don’t think it was any surprise that the tumblr community would choose him. If you know tumblr, you know how they roll.
1st runner up: congrats @timefordeborah !
2nd runner up: @wretchedtooth
@rick-official at lease you tried?
Edit: Rick dropped out, which is why he has 2 votes shown
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It cannot be
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me: *watching stranger things*
strange thing: *happens*
me:
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Straight haired person: Just comb it!
Curly haired person:
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my oily ass skin: *reflects light*
me: wow look at that highlight
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