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old cotton panties so worn out you can see the bush through them. look of the summer

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anyways fic where mack asks will whether he wants to have a threesome and will interprets it as like. would you ever want to get into bed with two hot women at the same time so obvi he’s like hell yeah bro. and it's hot in theory. it's very hot in theory but it would be like. a logistical nightmare. just way too much work. it’s just a hypothetical anyways, so he does not thinking about it again. it's just mack asking weird questions like always. and mack of course takes that as confirmation that not only does will want to have a threesome with a girl but will wants to have a threesome with him specifically. why wouldn't he. will loves him and mack wants everything will wants. so the next time they go out mack spends ages chatting up this girl. and will sits at their table next to toff or wenny or whatever older shark supervises them and is lowkey kind of annoyed about it. she’s hot. it’s whatever. his bedtime routine has started including a facetime with mack and that’s obviously not going to happen if mack’s getting head so like. fuck her, honestly.

so he goes home and resigns himself to a mackless night. except who should knock on the door except mack and the girl. and will’s like wait stop what’s happening here and mack goes [mack voice, accompanied by big wet green eyes and wobbling bottom lip] it’s a threesome. you said you wanted to…. and what’s people pleaser will smith supposed to say to his best buddy? no???? and it would be rude to leave this poor girl hanging. like god only knows what mack’s told her is going to happen. will’s going to check if he can get flowers delivered to their place through uber for her once this is all over. and will’s like, vaguely pissed about this whole thing. his nighttime routine’s been interrupted right before he could finish step #14 and he knows he’s going to sleep like shit now even if he gets off. but whatever. if this is what mackie wants….. fine. fine!!!! they can run a train on her. he can watch mack getting sucked off and not feel any type of way about it. functionally it’s the same as when he and leno would watch porn together in the program. except mack keeps looking at him. keeps saying shit like ‘is that good smitty’ even though will’s only getting a half-hearted handjob because this girl can’t multitask to save her life. and the way he’s saying it, half-lidded eyes, mouth all wet with spit… it’s like. obscene. and will doesn’t swing that way, obviously. but he also kinda wants this chick to move so he can get a better look at mack’s dick. it’s whatever. it’s normal. so on and so forth. you get it

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Got called a weirdo irl for the way I write my fics sooo

I am the “writes in document tabs” if anyone’s wondering

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Larkin Werenski Four Nations Face-off and Stadium Series Recap

good god you guys. I hope we get so much more content like this from the Olympics.

After the US lost in the final of the four nations faceoff, Zach posted a set of photos to instagram, mostly photos of him or general team photos, with one notable exception:

These two and their press conferences, eh?

Dylan reposted the photo to his story.

Before the stadium series game Saturday, this excellent article was published, including a few tidbits I want to highlight.

First, some quotes about the first time they played, describing how since that time, they usually go pretty hard when they’re playing each other.

The article uses this information to further contextualize their famous fight on Jan. 18, 2021, painting it as an extension of their usual intensity when playing each other. It’s still somewhat up for debate as to how “serious” the fight was. In the same article, their youth coach describes them as “punches or fake punches.” They both received fighting majors for the incident.

Next, we have a fun fact about their time as Michigan roommates.

Dylan was on top but that arrangement didn’t work for them longterm? Interesting…

And finally, after no footage of Zach whatsoever at Dylan’s wedding*, we get this:

And you know Odette will get those pics posted. Can’t wait for the summer update!

*Pretty sure the footage is somewhere on Vimeo but hard to track down.

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Orgasm denial. Orgasm anger. Orgasm bargaining. Orgasm depression and orgasm acceptance.

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Most blessed type of fandom experience tbh

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Had to make a meme to describe me currently

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theres no such thing as tmi to me. i want to live in your ribcage.

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master list

welcome back. did you miss me?

here is the kinkuary 2025 master list. here is a link to the collection on ao3. it will open sometime in the evening of january 31.

a few notes:

the collection is unmoderated and i am not reading each individual entry. please be mindful of your fellow participants and tag and warn as is appropriate!

this is a pan-fandom event. all pairings from all fandoms are welcome, no exceptions. no anti nonsense will be tolerated, and if you see any please send me a note so i can ban that person from participating.

there are no minimum participation requirements for this event. you can do some, all, or none, and the prompt fills don't have to be posted the day of—this is just a guideline to hopefully help spark your creativity in a tough month of the year! in the past, people have even combined multiple prompts for one larger work. whatever you want! just try to keep the theme in mind.

leave comments! we all do our best to write for ourselves, but communities are only as strong as the participants. i hope we all work hard to lift each other up, especially this year!

and finally—this is an 18+ only event. no exceptions.

happy writing!

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Folks will say they “support the arts” then go out of their way to compare the art they themselves made to worthless garbage

My fellow in creation, supporting the arts starts in your own heart’s view of your own work

Ease the teeth and embrace what you make with love

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Kōtarō Takamura, tr. by Hiroaki Sato, from Chieko & Other Poems; "Two Under the Tree,"

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Can someone tell these two I simply cannot do this today🤠

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tz was waiting patiently outside the flyers locker room. btw. If you even care

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Kevin you better not be lying this is what I’m sensitive about !