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“wtf is wrong with you”

you mean like today or like in general?

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Man that protected his kingdom against the usurper at the age of 16, marched to Kings Landing for the Hour of Wolf and stopped Targaryen civil war at 23, and created a group of perpetually ovulating Creganwives with only 3 minutes of screen time.

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City Girl Rescue

(a/n: so basically reader is jackie but w “y/n” and reader isnt down bad for cole. Enjoy 🫶🏻 also i have a good pt 2 in my head so lmkk if anyone wants that eventhough ill prob write one anyway cuz i am down bad for this man 💋 cole aint got nothing on him)

My Life With the Walter Boys

Alex Walter x reader

plot: reader gets lost during walk during thanksgiving drama, but of course everything goes wrong. (same plot as in the show but i tweaked it)

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Goosebumps, annoying, airpods in. It’s hard to ignore the persistent drama of the Walter house. Especially the drama between, my boyfriend, Alex and, his older brother, Cole. Not to mention the glances Cole keeps throwing at me.

It gets harder to ignore when the glances become stares. Words shared between us also prove his infatuation. I’m not tryna be another paige, so I hope Alex hasn’t noticed.

I glance down at my phone to check the time. 5? I left at 2! I quickly open the maps app to figure out the way home, but the signal isn’t strong enough. Well it couldn’t get anyworse! I eat my words as sounds signaling thunder and a cold storm fill the sky.

Anxiety truly begins to set in. I slid down one the tree ive posted up next to and scramble to call Katherine. I let it ring until im met with her voicemail. I instantly recall that the surprise party for Nathans return from the hospital is right now, no no no! The fear that they wont notice my absence worsens my anxiety. Next I, more frantically, called Alex.

If he doesnt pick up…

“Hey Y/n where are you?”

I breathe for the first time in what felt like minutes..

Now i must confess the deeply embarrassing truth, “Alex, I’m ummm, I’m lost- I was going for a walk and I-I don’t know and I don’t know what to do.”

In the mere moments that I’ve been crouched by the tree the sky has darkened and rain drops have begun. As I word vomit to Alex I can’t stop the breathe catching sobs that quickly take over my overwhelmed state. “Alex- I don’t know what to do”

“Hey. Y/n i need you to take a few deep breaths ok sweetheart” I close my eyes and listen to his voice, “Do you have any idea where you are baby?” I sniffle a response together, “No, theres trees.. a lot of trees and there was a path of sand tint gravel, but it’s gone and theres a hill too.” “Okay baby I know where you are I’ll be there as fast as I can-stay on the phone with me alright?”

The rain is now heavy without any escape and the thunder and lightning fill the sky. Yet, his voice has somehow soothed me. I glance down at my screen for the first time in a while; which is now dusted with raindrops, “Alex, my phone its about to die-“

Dead. And now I’m alone again in the wild and freezing temperatures. My shirt sticks to my skin soaked completely as well as my jeans that weigh me down with the amount of water intake. All I can do now is wait.

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I don’t know how much time has passed at this point. Definitely not as much as it feels. I’m scary cold, my body is becoming numb, and I’m tired. super tired.

My shut eyes spring open by the new noise of twigs snapping. “Y/N! Y/N!”

My heart swells- its Alex! His voice sounds harsh like hes been yelling for a while, “ALEX! I’m right here!”

I try to rise from my position underneath the tree but i fall flat on my hands and knees. It’s so dark at this point that I can only see the distant light that Alex carries with him.

It moves erratically and is accompanied by sounds evoked by Alex’s running through the muddied forest.

He is quickly in-front of me discarding his layers. As soon as his hoodie, jean jacket, and raincoat is off of him he is dressing me with urgent yet noticeably delicate movements. “How do you feel Y/n?” He speaks pulling the hood over my head, before he puts his beanie on my head I grab his hand and look him in the eyes, “Alex- I’m ok, leave the beanie just get us out of here, please,” Without skipping a beat I’m scooped up and whisked away cradled in his arms to the family’s good-ole chariot. The beat of his heart and strong arms, definitely from all the farm labour, calm me.

He sets me with the same delicate actions into the passenger seat. My shivering has slowed and before he can turn away I grab him by the back of his neck with both hands and kiss him. His body leans into the car; one hand is around my waist while his other is on the dash securing himself. Our wet lips crash against one another’s and we both quickly become panting messes.

I pull away and his own face follows mine keeping us an inch apart. “Thank you Alex- I’ve never… been lost like that,” He grins that smile that brings warmth to my cheeks and butterflies into my stomach, “Ofcourse you haven’t- ye’arent used to having forests to get lost in city girl.”

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First Hit; Anakin x reader

⚠️Warnings⚠️ Use of marijuana, pressured use, sfw, MDNI

Anakin x Stoner!reader

I sat perched on my oversized pink pillow leaning on the padded headrest as Anakin lay on his stomach watching me. I couldn’t ignore his harsh gaze as I scroll on our holoTv looking for something to watch.

“Can I help you?”

“You just look so beautiful y/n”

I roll my eyes and continue scrolling. I can’t help the blush that creeps up my neck. I quicken my pass to get his crushing gaze away from me. “I mean it darling, you are the most beautiful being in the galaxy. I don’t know how I ended up so lucky.” I lean forward and grip his chin gently, “Ani there is no luck that brought us together only our love.” My eyes return to the screen, but I dont move back from him. “How about this?” “Whatever you want my love,” “Sometimes you are so cheesy, but I love that about you,”

I toss the remote to the side and look down at his loving gaze. Without warning he leaps forward and catches my lips in a hungry kiss and pushes me back onto the pillow.

During this hungry make-out session we completely forget the movie and the room is now filled with our whimpers. His large hand runs up my side starting at the beginning of my thigh. He pushes my night gown up while doing this until he reaches my pocket. Were I keep my rhinestone covered pen and fresh cart.

My breath hitches when he grasps it through the fabric. “What is this?” “Nothing baby” I put my soft hand overtop his and rub his knuckles trying to get him to forget about it. Instead he quickly slides it out and removes his heavy body from mine and sits on his heels. I quickly follow his actions and kneel on my knees try i meet his height; I can’t come close though.

“Y/n what is this, I’m not going to ask again.” “It’s my pen” He looks at me in disbelief, “I know what a pen is and this is not a pen.” “That’s just what its called.”

I point to the rhinestoned battery and cart and explain that it is just delta 8 oil.

“Just delta 8? This is drugs?” I roll my eyes again for the second time this night, “Don’t be all Jedi goody goody. It’s nothing bad try it,” He looks at me with disbelief as if I’ve offended him.

I quickly snatch it from his tight grip and take a hit. After swishing it around in my mouth I make a ghost.

“See it’s not bad,” I hold it to his lips as I exhale. He continues to hold his mouth closed. “Anakin it’s fun, but if your this against it I understand,” I begin to turn away to put it in my nightstand until he grips my shoulder and grabs the device. Without saying another word he takes a massive hit and inhales. I look at him knowing exactly whats gonna happen.

He begins coughing uncontrollably.

I reach over to the nightstand again, and grab my glass of water. Anakin greedily takes it and drinks the whole glass. I can’t help but laugh, “This isn’t funny Y/n.” he wipes his mouth and flops onto the bed. “wow” he mutters just staring into blankness. I rub his shoulders and ask, “Well how is it?”

His gaze shifts to mine, “It’s very new.” He responds shyly. I can’t help but giggle again this experience being all to familiar. “I’ll get you something to eat.” “Something to eat?” he repeats.

“Trust me you’re gonna want to eat something in a few minutes.”

Lmk if you want a pt.2 💋

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💋 Masterlist 💋

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Anakin Skywalker

Cat and Mouse 💫

Dom!Anakin x Reader

First Hit

Anakin x Stoner!Reader

Alex Walter

(My Life with The Walter Boys)

City Girl Rescue

Alex Walter x gf!reader

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Cat and Mouse; Anakin Skywalker Smut

⚠️Warnings⚠️ Smut!, MDNI, NSFW, dubcon(?) not really, prey and predator, lmk if there are anymore?

Dom!Anakin x Reader (SMUT)

1k words

I lay on the woven hammock outside Anakin and I’s home on the landing pad. I have my holopods (airpods) listening to my favorite music as the sun shines  on my bare back. Anakin’s long journey away from the capital has left me with sleepless nights. I’m reminded of this as I begin to fall asleep and the sun begins to set. 

This slumber doesn’t last long because Anakin's larger ship lands a few hundred feet in front of me. I quickly discarded my holopods and ran to his ship. We met outside the drop down walkway. 

“Anakin!” I jump into his embrace and his strong arms hold me where my feet can’t touch the floor. He laughs and spins me as my lacey satin nightgown flies around me. 

“My love” he whispers and sets me down on the floor, but doesnt leave my embrace. His rough hand moves up my arm slowly and tenderly and places the strap back to my shoulder which must’ve fallen without my concern. I blush realizing more than just cleavage was exposed. I quickly realized that the cold air also hardened my nipples. “There’s nothing to be ashamed of, it’s not like I haven’t seen your nakedness before.” 

I meet  my eyes with his which have never left my frame. They contain that lust I know too well  “I know Ani, I can’t help it.” His overwhelming strong demeanor always makes me more self-conscious. I always wonder how the most powerful jedi ended up being mine. 

He slowly begins kissing my jaw and moves down to my collar bone, then I realize he’s making his way to my still perked breasts. “Anakin!” I squeal but not with a moan escaping my lips. “Yes darling.” I turn from him as he continues his descent, “We’re outside in the open!” He scrunches his brow as if he doesn’t care, “and yet you wear something so revealing?” 

He continues his advance towards me. His demeanor is dark with lust and I can’t help, but feel like his prey. 

I quickly realized this is another game of cat and mouse.

I run towards the house and through the intricate glass doors, and slam them behind me. I’m sure this careless act will only rile him up more. Giggles escape my mouth as I can’t help, but have fun being chased. 

I hear his heavy stomps chase behind me. He’s quickly gaining on me as I expected. While I’m still outside of his view I go into the bathroom and hide in the tub of the shower and close the curtain. I know he’s expecting me to run into the bedroom when I hear his footsteps pass the bathroom. I listen to him rip the sheets off of our bed as I try to stifle my laughter. He continues his rampage through our shared room as he looks through the closets and the other spots I could be hiding.

The sudden silence from our room makes my giggles go quiet. I can’t hear his steps at all, which confuses me. His skills as a jedi have trained him perfectly for this sneaky search. The wetness in my satin panties grows from my enjoyable fear. The door gently opens and a dominating figure appears on the other side of the see-through curtain. 

Without uttering another word the curtain rips open and off of its hooks; without missing a beat the ice cold water of the shower hits my skin. Turning my white satin set of painties and nightgown completely see through. 

The anamistic look in Anakin's eyes only increases. “Get on your hands and knees slut” 

“Yes Anakin”

“What was that?”

“Yes Master”

“Goodgirl”

I quickly shift onto my knees while I grip on the side of the tub. I look back as he quickly unzips his pants and strips. His huge frame climbs in behind me. “Why would you wear something so revealing while I was away?” He delivers a hard smack to my ass. The noise echoes on the walls along with my whine. 

“Ahsoka told me you were coming back today! I wanted to surprise you!” I squeal as my neediness increases quickly. I grind my ass on his hard dick and arch my back. He replaces the slap with a kiss on the same spot before he rips my panties off. “Anakin!!” I squeal once again. “Those were brand new!” “I’m sorry my love. I’ll buy you new ones in every color.” 

He sticks his warm fingers into my wet pussy, slowly stretching me for his big dick. I push myself back onto his fingers so they reach as far as possible. “So needy tonight” “I’ve missed you” 

Without a pause he removed his fingers and shoved his cock into my barley stretched pussy. I scream out in pleasure and he bottoms out before slamming right back in. 

He continues this rough and fast pace as I grip the side of the tub and moan like my life depends on it. He grunts into my ear and this makes me clench around him. “Fuck I’ve missed this tight pussy” 

His pace is unrelentless and anamistic. Unable to speak, I can only moan brokenly. He continually hits my g spot making the tightness in my belly increase quickly. 

“Ani- I’m gonna- I’m gonna—“ 

I can’t finish my sentence as I quickly cum all over his cock.

His pace doesn’t change as I quickly become over-stimulated. Tears are streaming down my face as I can’t even form a thought in my mind. “Good girl y/n. Now I’m gonna breed you like the bitch you are. Then the whole galaxy will know your mine.” 

I clench around him again clearly enjoying his degrading words. This pushes him to the edge as he grips my hips harder than before securing i won't escape his hot seed that he pumps into my greedy womb. 

Our breathy gasps are now the only sound filling the room until he grabs my neck pulling my head back so he can roughly kiss me.

“You did so well baby.” 

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A/N- Thank you so much for reading my first tumblr post and first post like this in like 2 years. Check my wattpad SucMyPopsicle I’m gonna post this on there soon.