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Saying “I’m tired” when you’re actually just sad.

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“Shame loves secrecy. The most dangerous thing to do after a shaming experience is hide or bury our story. When we bury our story the shame metastasizes.”

— Brene Brown

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So I thought going back to college was going to be the stressful part.. NOPE. Being a college graduate is. Every time I turn around someone is asking me what I’m going to do. Y’all. I don’t know! Apply to a million places and hope one hires me? Something in human services.. maybe DSS or something similar. I. Don’t. Know.

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My delirious paranoid patient interrogating me on anything I try to do.

They were also accusing us of destroying their kidneys and forcing them into ICU and not letting them leave. No ma'am. That was the diabetes you just woefully ignored.

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past tense of william shakespeare? william shookspeare

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Every computer needs a “cleaning keyboard” mode where the keys would be inactive while you wipe them down

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getting up at 6 am by choice: wow what a beautiful sunrise! the house is so peaceful and quiet. i feel really tired but i don't have to do anything but just sit here and enjoy the morning. what a pleasant feeling

getting up at 6 am because you have to: these covers draped upon my mortal coil have become the dirt above my casket. my corpse refuses to unsettle the earth to rise from its grave. i have been dead for centuries and have no intentions to assimilate once more into the tragic world of the living

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I love her.

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I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.

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When I'm trying to squeeze between the bed, IV poles, table, dresser, chair, bedside commode, etc. to plug something into the wall.

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When I'm having a busy shift but I can only deal with so many things at once