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 SOUTH PARK OC  –- please like or share if you are interested rping with a pansexual bunny penned by a Taco!  My dash is dead and I really want to get back into rping my bunny.

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Send “Maybe?” if your muse has thought of kissing mine

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Even if it was only once for a split second!

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bxring-and-blxnd:

   Are you sure? Cause ken’s full of them

    I WHEEZE I can’t believe this is how I die.

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bxring-and-blxnd:

   Are you sure about that?

    I am STD free as far as I know.

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bxring-and-blxnd:

   I found you

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    I’m not that bad, DAD!

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S C R E A M S

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Since these go around faster then the old graphic promos I’mma do this  - Rick and Morty rp blog for Morticia Smith, however this is an evil rendition. Please reblog or like if you would be interested in interacting. :UUUU

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Mutuals only, like this if you want my discord.

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Emergency commissions

I spoke with my grandma and she is fine with me working to raise some money to help her pay off taxes and bills. Mostly taxes. We owe about $2,100. I would like to raise at least a quarter to half of what is owed and need to do it before the month has ended. 

Commissions are $50 USD

Steven Universe OC slots;

1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6.

Non-SU OC slots;

1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6.

Rules-

Absolutely no NSFW ( meaning smut and things of the like. It makes me uncomfortable most of the time. )

Some ( tasteful ) nudity is alright

Backgrounds will most likely stay true to or close to those seen in my past works. Extremely simple. Lots of shapes.

I can’t do much when it comes to robotic.mech looking things. So I will most likely turn such things down due to lack of ability.

It’s an additional $5 USD for one character to be added, the maximum characters per one commission is two.

I am alright with gore so long as it doesn’t get extremely excessive.

Shippy things are cool so long as it is not creepy. ( ex being related and together beyond platonic, abusive, underage, etc. )

Unfortunately I have to ask for payment up front.

Anything else please ask me about it.

You can DM me through this blog if you are interested. 

A reblog is just as helpful as commissioning/donating and we thank you for the support.

You can pay/donate @ this link!

I will also be putting out adopts later on once they’re finished before the end of this month. There will be six to twelve available and a special offer on my past releases.

Also-

Once a cycle of six per both commissions types has been completed the slots will reopen and this post will be edited and reblogged. 

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     She dropped a bag of chips on the floor.   Someone save her fat ass cause all she is   doing is staring at the split mess.

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STARTER CALL WHILE I MAKE ICONS

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   ( 🐀 )   Kenny was pretty amused with    her answer, A soft hum leaving through    his pale lips watching Sam move away    from him, Returning the gesture and    stuck his tongue out. 

   ❛ A personal get together sound’s real    fun hon, I’d love to do that ❜

     ❝ Sounds like a deal hot stuff. We gonna entertain till the cows come home aint that right~ ❞    As she spoke she spun on her heels then stumble back into him. Welp this is her life now as she was trying to be cutesy. Sam no you arent that girly.

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sxuthrxghtkxds:

   ( ☠ )➟   ❛ Uh…Um…no? ❜

Blue eye’s turned to look over at their mother with a slight frown, clearly they were not. Blood dropped down from the glass shards and well Ozzy was slowly starting to get a bit dizzy. Instinct told them to come home other then going to the hospital…a place Oz really hatted. 

              ❛ I uh, Punched a window ❜

     Another sigh slipped passed her naturally pinkish lips that always seemed cracked. A eyebrow slowly raising as she approached her child. Hands slowly placing themselves on her hips.  Blood on the carpet was never an issue. Seeing as who was in the household. Seeing as it was her, KenKen, and their little one. Sam pulled up a chair for Oz then pulled herself one.           ❝  Ok ok, for fuck sakes. Sit. This is gonna hurt ok dear? Trust me, sitting will make ya’ feel hella better. Plus if you faint... you wont hit your head on the way down.  ❞      Meaning in mother speak, Sit you look pale & as if you are gonna puke. If she was anything like Sam’s side of the curse, she’d pass out... Maybe for a few days. Then wake up. Bandaged up and healing. Area would be scarred and no one would remember the incident unless it was well of course her and Oz’s father. But if she was anything like Kenny’s side, the hand would become infected and she’d die of toxic shock then wake up or reborn. But... That was if she had the curse --- which was still unclear to Sam.     

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Ozzy call @mysteriespel

   ( ☠ )➟   ❛ Holey shit it hurts ❜

Ozzy mumbled out as they gripped onto their wrist, blue eye’s looking at the…Well glass shards stuck all over their hand. Maybe anger got the best of them and well..Oz punched an abandon place’s window…gladly they didn’t bleed out yet. They weren’t crying nor were they even flinching at the pain….the blonde was fascinated in their injury and wondered how they hadn’t bled out yet. 

     It didn’t take long for Sam to come into the room to see what was going on. Seeing as she knew her child’s voice well. Walking into the room, she ended up freezing in place. Grey hues glancing at the injury before her eyes flickered up. Whipping her own hands off from doing the dishes, she ended up discarding the towel with a small sigh.       ❝  Ozzy. You alright? ❞      Sam could possibly GUESS what had happened but its best not to jump to conclusions. Seeing as this was HER child. And well KenKen’s as well. It wouldn’t be too hard to actually predict what might’ve caused this to occur.

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if they had a kid: Sam x Ken

send me a pair name and I’ll tell you what I think it would be like if they had a child. @mysteriespel

Name: Ozzy McCormick

Gender: Nonbinary

General Appearance:

Personality: A little bubbly, tends to loose track of themselves most of the time, Ozzy is..Well a giant pervert like Their father, quiet at most times and the sass that comes from them could take over the world. A real big smart ass as well

Special Talents: Know’s how to bandage up a wound and or take care of one medically, Pretty good at dying their own hair and the best at baking.

Who they like better: Both!

Who they take after more: Sam

Personal Head canon: Ozzy is just like their parent’s, They can’t die, Cursed just like Kenny and Sam

Face Claim: Gwenpool

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Send "Can I kiss you?" to see how my muse responds.

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If they had a kid meme

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send me a pair name and I’ll tell you what I think it would be like if they had a child.

Name:

Gender:

General Appearance:

Personality:

Special Talents:

Who they like better:

Who they take after more:

Personal Head canon:

Face Claim: