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all around the world there are cats sleeping so happily with their owners
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(guy experiencing the consequences of his actions) yeah i don’t know why these things keep happening to me i must be cursed or something
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The correct response to some old geezer demanding to see your daughter's genitals is to break their nose.
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once you hit adulthood a day will come when you’re suddenly like VEGETABLES 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 and it never goes away
#this actually happened to me when i was 17 and went to disney and had nothing but park food for 3 days#actually changed my brain chemistry LMAOOO
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I hate giving my IRLs my socials bc I'm actually a very different person online and also they can be judgy but I actually gave some of them my Twitter and like. I hope they're prepared for how cringe on main I'm gonna be like 24/7 lmfao I use the internet as a diary bc I have no impulse control and it feels cathartic to shout into the void 🤷🤷
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FFXIV rly changed my brain chemistry fr bc now it's like I'm allergic to y/n fics. like no don't insert me into the story I wanna read abt ur WoL actually, I love everyone's lil guys sm 🥺🥺
#ffxiv#i cant remember when i started hating oc x canon ships but prolly around 2013 when every character was labeled a mary sue no matter what lol#im ready to see those OCs now though 😤😤 G I V E
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absolutely love it when people are like why do you like this fictional character so much look at all their bad qualities. my brothersister in christ their bad qualities are why i like them
#me w emet-selch#'wtf hes like actually the reason for almost all death and suffering in frxiv'#yeah and he looked good doing it !
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**Spoilers for FFXIV Endwalker**
As much as I enjoyed getting to see the world unsundered, I REALLY wish that the writing didn't go down the path of "time paradox" and "memory wiping." I think it would have had way more of an emotional impact if you went back in time, but can't interact with or change anything because no one can perceive you. And it would have made a good parallel to the Echo, too–you're powerless to change the past, you can only bear witness to it.
#FFXIV lore#tbh since endwalker is the end neways i may just end up making this my wol's canon#idk man i was crying when i first got to elpis cuz i was like 'oh god no one can see me i cant warn them abt whats gonna happen'#but then i got emet selched and i was like. oh. well tbh i kinda wanna tell them even tho i know the story wont let me#and no way my wol wouldnt feel the same way. shed be like 'how can i possibly hold this information back like i have a chance to save them'#idk my wol is also a tiny bit morally gray lmfao she was ready to side w emet selch until he kidnapped her catboy bf so#maybe this is a me thing lmao#i just feel like the story never gave me a good enough reason to want not want to prevent the sundering#like technically id be preventing a LOT more pain and suffering if i just stopped it from happening at all#idk i also wanted the story to touch on the hydaelyn story that it had been setting up#where it was teasing that maybe Hydaelyn was kinda evil too? that would have been FUN#endwalker spoilers#ffxiv#ffxiv spoilers
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oh you're in a horror film/book and your phone died/has no bars? how boring. I think phones in horror SHOULD work. they should ding only to have the protagonist check and find nothing. they should get calls from somebody you don't know but is still somehow in your contacts. google maps should lead you to one place, no matter what address you type in.
phones are such a big part of our daily lives, removing them from horror removes the horror from our experience. what if the horror felt like it could happen to you, right here, right now? what if it felt like it was already happening?
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(Across the Spider-Verse spoiler)
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Throwback to this dark souls moment that I had in BotW.
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