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Leo: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time? Yuichi: AS ENEMIES?! Leo:...

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Mikey walking into the kitchen and seeing all the limes peeled: Leo, I love you but, what the h-e-double FUCK. Leo, sipping coffee happily: I love you too hermano :)

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Leo: Being gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us. Yuichi: If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both.

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Miles: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response. Mikey: Wow. They sound stupid. Miles: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense. Mikey: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!” Miles: I guess you’re right. Hey Mikey, I love you. Mikey: See! Just say that! Miles: Holy fucking shit. Mikey: If that flies over their head then, sorry Miles, but they're too dumb for you. Miles: Mikey.

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*Leo and Donnie are doing something absurdly dangerous* Leo: I think Houdini did something like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time! Donnie, deadpan: Well that's encouraging.

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Leo: Wow, this parking is as straight as I am. Donnie: I know I should be focused on the fact that you just came out, but HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY PARKING!

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Dr. Feelings: From what I've noticed, you often use humor to deflect trauma Leo: Thank you Dr. Feelings: I didn't say that was a good thing Leo: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny Dr. Feelings, clearing his throat: Leo, I'm going to be fully honest with you *Dr. Delicate Touch enters the room*

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Future!Leo ROTTMNT headcannon

Since everyone in the fandom believes that F!Leo is Casey Jr's surrogate father, I'd like to believe the song 'Mockingbird' would fit welll in F!Leo's situation since CJ Jr. literally grew up in the most horrible place to be raised (the apocalypse, going to war, definitely seeing a lot of death, eating leaves, and rats) and after Cass' death, I would absolutely see F!Leo trying to give Casey Jr. the world but the most he did that was incredibly effective was sending Casey Jr. to the past and live a better future where F!Leo believed that Jr would help stop the Kraang and live without such dangers as the poor child once did in his original timeline.

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Mikey: I am darkness. I am power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am a wildfire. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am- Raph: A little man. Donnie: A cinnamon roll. Leo: A baby. Mikey: Mikey: ...stop it >:(

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The ROTTMNT fandom: HOW THE HELL DID YOU WIN AGAINST KRIS??? Donnie: We will never know Leo: Propaganda Donnie: wE wIlL nEvEr kNoW...

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*The Kraang leader seeing Leo mess up his plans*

Kraang: I WANT THAT TWINK OBLITERATED!

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Mikey: I’m proud to say I’ve come over my fear of ghosts! Leo: Eyyy, that’s the spirit! Mikey: *gasps* whErE???!!!??

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April: I have a problem. Cass: Kill it. April: Can you chill for like, two seconds?

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Cass: So Junior, what do you have planned for your new future? Casey Jr: Lunch. Cass: No, like long term. Casey Jr: Oh...um, dinner?

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I return with Rise!Leo being a PIB kinnie because I like to combine my hyperfixations :) 

I like to imagine the twins fighting over which movie from the Shrek franchise is better

Leo: Puss in boots the last wish is better than Shrek 2 and I’ll die standing with that Donnie, making a mystic gun: Oh, you’ll definitely die

Leo would 100% cosplay Puss and be caught reciting the movie

Donnie, barging into Leo's room: ALRIGHT 'NARDO I KNOW YOU ATE MY FAVORITE FLAVOR OF ICE CRE- Donnie: ... Leo, who is in a Puss in Boots costume: Don, I can explain- Mikey, coming in: I hear the sensation of someone being embarrassed so who's- *Mikey looks at Leo, then at Donnie and they both burst out laughing*  And they never let that go lmao

And fun fact, Puss canonically wears eyeliner. Do you know what Leo does with this information?

Leo: Heyyyyyyyyy DonTon, my most favorite brother who is so smart and awesome, love how you made your room lately, it really brings a lot of flair to the lair. Donnie: sigh, if you want me to put on eyeliner for you, I'll teach you

 Or another scenario 

Raph, snickering: What happened to you- Leo: I tried to do eyeliner Raph: Lemme guess, because of Puss In Boots? Leo:..yes *Raph bursts out laughing and makes fun of his brother for the rest of the day*

Leo would definitely do the ‘Oh Miku we have really done it now’ with a poster of PIB he found lol

Leo: Puss in boots is just like me fr Mikey: Because you need therapy? Leo:.... Leo: I-

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Donnie: *watching the lair burn down* Donnie: Donnie: *starts filming* Greetings, internet, welcome to my channel, today's video: how to get away with accidentally committing arson because you were sleep deprived and forgot Spaghetti O's cans are metal and thus non-microwavable! Step one: deny everything.

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*One of Donnie's machines go haywire again*

Donnie: I was just, goofing around..? Raph: You built a pizza maker with MISSILES just to goof?