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❛ I’m not interested in caring about people. ❜ xo Esme

“And I’m supposed to care about you not caring?” 

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A Ron Swanson™ sentence meme.

Because we all need to appreciate our lord and savior, Ron Swanson.

❛ Is Star Wars the one with the little wizard boy? ❜

❛ I’m just gonna stay angry. I find that relaxes me. ❜

❛ I can’t go, because I don’t want to. ❜

❛ You take me nowhere, and I talk to no one. ❜

❛ If any of you need anything, too bad. ❜

❛ I’m not sure I’m interested in that. ❜

❛ No, I am sure. I’m not interested in that. ❜

❛ I like saying no. ❜

❛ I hate everything. ❜

❛ I love nothing! ❜

❛ I regret nothing. ❜

❛ I regret everything. ❜

❛ People are idiots. ❜

❛ Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing. ❜

❛ Normally, if given a choice between something and nothing, I’d choose to do nothing. ❜

❛ I don’t want to seem overdramatic, but I really don’t care what happens here. ❜

❛ Keep your tears in your eyes where they belong. ❜

❛ Dear frozen yogurt, you are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream or be nothing. Zero stars. ❜

❛ Fishing relaxes me. It’s like yoga, except I still get to kill something. ❜

❛ I’m usually not one for speeches, so goodbye. ❜

❛ No. ❜

❛ What’s “cholesterol” ? ❜

❛ Your house isn’t haunted, you’re lonely. ❜

❛ I’m not interested in caring about people. ❜

❛ Strippers do nothing for me. But I’ll take a free breakfast buffet anytime, anyplace. ❜

❛ Birthdays were invented by Hallmart to sell cards. ❜

❛ You had me at meat tornado. ❜

❛ I like saying ‘no’. It lowers their enthusiasm. ❜

❛ [Son/daughter], people can see you! ❜

❛ Please do not approach me on the street after this event, and attempt to talk to me. ❜

❛ It’s called ‘the ground’ when it’s outside. ❜

❛ There’s no wrong way to consume alcohol. ❜

❛ Creativity is for people with glasses who like to lie. ❜

❛ I don’t like loud noises, and people making a fuss. ❜

❛ There’s only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk… Which is water that’s lying about being milk. ❜

❛ I know what I’m about, son. ❜

❛ I think there should be less talking in life. ❜

❛ Breakfast food can serve many purposes. ❜

❛ When I eat, it’s the food that is scared. ❜

❛ I was born ready. I’m [name] fucking [name]! ❜

❛ Not to worry, I have a permit. ❜

❛ I would rather bleed out than sit here and talk about my feelings for 10 hours! ❜

❛ Crying. Acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon. ❜

❛ When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name, to let them know I really don’t care about them. ❜

❛ I’m not a sore loser! It’s just that I prefer to win, and when I don’t, I get furious. ❜

❛ I wouldn’t say we’re close. ❜

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🗣 No Words Needed Starters 🗣

These were requested via messaging from someone who thought it was a good idea to have starters for characters who didn’t interact like humans did, like animals, or characters more centered in a Paleolithic-ish sort of setting/universe.

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🌌 to go stargazing with my muse

👤 to groom/physically comfort my muse

🍪 to share food with my muse

🌧 to find shelter from bad weather with my muse

🌲 to climb a tree with my muse

💐 to give my muse flowers

🌞 to watch my muse from afar

🌊 to go swimming with my muse

🏹 to hunt with my muse

💤 to fall asleep next to my muse

🔗 to build something with my muse

💡 to stir up mischief with my muse

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On a scale of 1-10, how much does your muse want to grab mine’s butt?

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“Not unless you are a robot engineer than probably not.” She doubted it, but yet she seemed to actually be surprised on occasion at this school.  “Aren’t you observant, top marks. I’m not the best at this.” 

Tilting her head slightly as she looked at the figure, Sharon sighed. “Seriously, can I help you with something?” She questioned titling her head the other way. “Honestly, I don’t think it’s supposed to do that.”

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“I didn’t ask” She said had been comfortable about two seconds ago with her feet up and hair pushed back. “But now that you’d brought it up, do continue.” Anything to distract her from blowing her brains out or having SHIELD do that for her. 

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77. “If I told you ‘bout my sex life you’d call me a slut.

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“I look like an idiot.” 

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“This is a shame and reckless use of your powers…. do it!” He clapped his hands together.

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Mystique #2

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mystique in the logan legacy #7

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The only STD I have is sexually transmitted desire…for you.

“Next thing I’ll get is a UTI, utterly traumatized infection.”

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Wanna pretend to be my pinky toe? I'd bang you on mu coffee table. 👈👈👈👈

“Ah! You really know how to make a girl swoon, talking about the second littlest member of your body.” 

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Send my muse some bad pick-up lines!

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r i p  me up 

s h a t t e r  my heart 

b r e a k  me to pieces 

I’LL STILL GET BACK UP

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“I like you’re style dude!” Wade laughed at the stranger not noticing her foot change and heal. He blushed a bit at thier comment “thanks you’re pretty easy on the eyes yourself .” He complimented her disguise not knowing whay her true self looked like “you look like the dancing type”

Mystique brushed off the return of the compliment as she knew in her human-like form that’s what was intended but not many ever said that about her blue form. “Thanks, just keep those eyes focused on the road for now. And if that’s your way of sweet talkin’ you might wanna work on it. I was just trying to figure out what you’re doing here.” 

💝 (cause why the hell not XD )

67 our muses singing together  to the radio 

‘WHOAAAAA WE’RE HALF WAY THERE  WHOAAAAAA”  He belted looking over at her “Come on! you gotta know this one  sing!” he yelled as he gunned it down the highway he had no idea how he ended up in car with this woman but he was having a fun day so far. 

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Torture wasn’t Groot’s style at all. It wasn’t that anyone had told him not to, but there was never a time in his life where he needed to. He hadn’t seen the Guardians do it either. Groot much preferred slamming people around, it was simpler that way. But maybe that was just Mystique’s way. And the idea of burning the building down did appeal to him. [Okay, but don’t leave me. I don’t want to burn.]

She took the sharp left which was not his best plan. It took them to a corner which turned into a dead end with a single window. Groot looked to Mystique for guidance now.

When looking at Groot Mystique wondering if burning things down was touchy subject for one made of seemingly flammable material. Still she made her mental promise that would not leave him behind. To risk himself to help her escape was loyalty money could never buy.

When coming across the windows Mystique knew she had one of two choices: take her chances with the people who had been able to capture her once before or…jump. Even though she pretended not to care about any life but her own she didn’t really wanna see anyone die if she didn’t have to. She knew they’d have to die someday. “Hold tight Groot” Punching through the glass with one swift move before exiting to scale the building before reaching the bottom. As soon as her feet hit the ground she was off and so were the alarms.  

Arrival || Open

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Mystique was used to the strange looks she got when she transformed; it didn’t startle her anymore. “Lets just say, humans like to cage things they can’t control. Look how that’s working out for them.” Mystique kicked a peice of rubble aside, already tried her escape sometime after healing from the disaster. “But it was a good guess. I’ll give you that.” Most would go for the whole rubbing the bank ploy so this was an improvement on most’s expectations.

“Hotter” Ben yet again deadpanned, staring at what he assumed was her true form. “A prisoner? What’d you do? Wait, don’t tell me. You did that little shape shifty trick you did right now to The Presidents wife. Wait, no, better yet, Nick Fury’s wife! And now you’re stuck here.” Ben jokingly guessed.