mystmarten
mystmarten
you're lucky that my breasts are small and humble
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hi im ewan / myst and i kiss boys • he/she/they/it • make music under the name lazypines • icon by crypticeel 💜@breadclipp💜
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mystmarten · 16 hours ago
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mystmarten · 18 hours ago
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Favorite carboniferous creature?
i love all the fuckoff-huge land arthropods because there's something so quintessentially prehistoric about a scorpion or dragonfly big enough to walk on a leash like a dog, and in that regard it's really hard to beat Arthropleura the two-meter millipede. can't think of a better shape for a gigantic bug than Wide, Flat, and Full Of Legs for maximum scampering potential
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mystmarten · 18 hours ago
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twitter really liked this
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mystmarten · 2 days ago
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(pokemon fan seeing a boner) so it just gets kinda bigger and stands up? they’re completely out of ideas…
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mystmarten · 3 days ago
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the featherless emus are like easily in the top 10 animals on the planet right now
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mystmarten · 3 days ago
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played too many ps2 jrpgs where the main character is a girl as a kid and now i run like this
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#ff
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mystmarten · 3 days ago
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mystmarten · 3 days ago
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14.03.2025
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Super Metroid
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mystmarten · 3 days ago
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mystmarten · 3 days ago
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Alligator at night By: Peter B. Kaplan From: Natural History Magazine 1977
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mystmarten · 3 days ago
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i kiss you on the mouth and end my turn
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mystmarten · 3 days ago
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BE PET
GAY DOGS
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mystmarten · 4 days ago
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you say youre queer but youve blocked multiple queer blogs. whats the truth?
I hate to break it to you but queer people are still capable of being annoying
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mystmarten · 4 days ago
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I LOVE silencing queer voices
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